Roommate Wanted Page #5

Jamie has returned to you,

because you're

just like ... moi,

I would have left devour the ass

and any other perversion

that excite you.

My lips are sealed.

Well, they would have been.

- Where is Janie

- Really?

Do you really love her?

Where you are and when he'll return?

I do not know

. Not the'll wait here.

No, because what I meant was ...

If I can trust you,

so,

What does it matter

if Jamie is my girlfriend or not?

Not care.

First

I need two things from you.

One admits that stole my thong.

Okay, I admit

. You got me.

Good Guy.

Now tell me why.

Be graphic

. Makes me soak it all.

Because he was dating Janie,

and you're his roommate,

so you are prohibited.

Y...

Since I saw you

simply...

- Dilo

-. He wanted to smell the sweet shell.

Now I need you one more thing.

Take thy rod meat.

Show it to me, here and now.

What if...

do you get me?

I love how you think,

but I make the rules.

Come on.

Just as I thought,

pencil penis!

The beast loose measures ten centimeters.

But it is thin like a worm.

Would you rather I call you

'penis worm'?

It is minimally

larger than average.

You have something on your head

. Ready, fuzz.

What put me on the forehead?

You know what

? Changed my mind.

Sharpen your pencil

elsewhere,

and for the love of god,

recrtate the bush. You're not Don King.

You're a...

I said that was a hypocrite pervert.

Incidentally, I was sure

that was long and skinny penis.

You always knew

he was right

and you never told me.

Seriously I'll kill you.

Why

? Why show you the light?

There was no need

to cegaras me with her.

It's the only way

. It is better that you know now

and not months later.

Better ...

If you take one more step, Janie Garber ...

This dress costs $ 500!

Damn b*tch!

Damn you!

I hope this kill you!

This is all you are,

a f***ing liner used.

At least I have sex.

Swallow it!

Damn b*tch.

Hey, Janie.

Do not! Stop!

Woe!

Why do I feel that your mission

is make my life miserable?

Because you see yourself

as a victim.

A victim always has

excuse for failure.

That's the difference between you and me.

For me, failure is not an option.

I hate you so much.

You do not hate me.

You just hate the idea of me.

You hate that no matter

how much you try,

no matter how hard you work,

no matter how smart you are,

I'll never be.

The sooner you teach

your therapist to deal with that,

Maybe we'll both.

I do not want to be you.

In the background, yes.

It's what we all want.

Someone who takes pills

and counts calories?

And that does not feel good

unless a slobbering

the bumble all

only to buy gifts?

He spoke masseuse.

You also manoseas

old drooling.

I just get better tips.

I do it for a living!

You make it

to feel good about yourself!

Do not you feel good

unless all you Amen!

Maybe you're right, Janie Garber,

but at least I feel special.

At least they all want me.

Really?

Or just like

bounce coins on your ass?

What is the difference?

We are in the prime of our lives.

While you are here studying,

by hiding, judging,

I'm out living,

enjoying every second.

Really?

Because you spend

morning in the gym,

afternoons sunbathing,

and night

you sit with your computer

with Facebook, Twitter,

and the f***ing Instagram

showing photos

your manicures and pedicures?

Who does that?

You have no personality.

Seriously you are what you have,

that is all.

You know what?

Do not! Do not do it!

Someday, you'll thank me.

Do not! Do not do it!

Consider it an opportunity

to start again,

and you can start

by feeding your snake b*tch.

Sh*t!

- No

- Do not move!

Do not!

Because you did?

He had to feed Fernando.

It was an innocent creature!

Yeah right. Like you?

I was trying to help!

First, lie.

Second, I do not need your help, Janie,

and that is one of the many things

I hate you.

You think a bright and unique being,

a gift to the world.

You think better

and smarter than the rest.

You believe that everyone should be like you!

And that's the irony,

because even you

want to be like you.

How the hell would you know?

For this.

I know you tried to kill yourself.

I know almost manage.

Your sister warned me

about 'instability'

long before I let you move in.

You're so unhappy.

You say you hate me?

The truth is

that you hate yourself.

What would make you truly happy?

To win the $ 50,000,

go to college,

and live your dream ...

or win me?

Congratulations.

You will go to college.

Hello, Olivia, was nice to meet you.

Unfortunately I thought better

and would like to retire

the application

to egg donation. Thank you!

Why?

As you said,

I do not need the money.

Why put me through

all this if you're not going to compete?

I guess I was bored.

That's your problem now.

Live life as a competition

and always lose.

You said that life

was a beauty contest.

I speak for the ass, very much.

Do not take it to heart.

Except for the sh*t

that men are dogs.

Yes, that sh*t is true.

Where did you find that?

Under the fishbowl.

What are you going to do?

Kill me?

That you wanted, right?

Are not you happy.

If you were, you would not treat me well.

Incidentally,

cute closet full of amphetamines.

Maybe you're right, Janie.

What are you waiting for?

Shoot me.

Just do it.

Come on.

Shoot me.

Your boyfriend wants to f*** me.

I killed your stupid f***ing disgrace.

Come on, shoot me. Shoot me, Janie.

Come on! Do it!

Kill me. Shoot me, Janie!

Janie, do it! Do you fear?

Shoot me!

Shoot me! Come on!

Shoot me!

I bought it in Olivera street.

It's great, right?

Just a moment.

You did not know it was false.

You tried to kill me!

- I just wanted to hurt you

-. Are you crazy, b*tch?

Dammit.

Dammit.

Dammit.

They did not return the deposit.

Sh*t.

Why did you want to live with you?

I thought I could fix,

you were like a project.

What you b*tch.

You might think it is very easy

To be me.

I think.

It's a bloody nightmare, girl.

Do you want to trade places?

Do not.

That kills you.

One will not kill you

. Come on, live a little.

I have it.

It sucks.

Feels good, right?

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