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Scram, you're innocent.

You knoW my Wife?

Beautiful, isn't she?

Well, do you recognize him?

All these rocks look alike.

- Shall We move it?|- No, he mustn't see me.

HoW about a fake beard?

Beards don't suit me.

Shift the one-Way rock.

Don't scratch the ground, dear!

- Well?|- HoW can I recognize their behinds?

It'll be tougher than I thought.|Thanks anyway.

- If you leave the tribe, tell us.|- Of course.

If you need anything,|even just a drink,

- drop by my cave.|- You knoW We Won't.

- Too busy?|- Too choosy.

My duckymoth!

That Woman scarifies me.

You knoW We hang out?

KnoW What I'm thinking?

We used to Walk on four feet,|noW We Walk on tWo feet.

Maybe soon We'll Walk on no feet.

This one here.

This one's good...

Not bad.

Excellent!

- Got it in beige?|- In beige?

Did a seamstress|buy a club recently?

Going my Way?

HoW about this one?

You recognize the Watcher|because he has a torch.

NoW We have a job, We need|something to be recognized by.

- You're right.|- A torch!

These!

What Was it I Wanted to say?|Yes. Let's recap.

- What do We knoW so far?|- HoW to make fire.

We're pretty good|at inventing tools.

True, too.

- Dung!|- She's just having fun!

About the crime...

The victim Was disemboWelled.

Fine.

But Why take his guts?

To make guitar strings.

We're all on edge.

It's interesting.|Go on. Guitar strings and...

So a guitarist did it.

A seamstress seWed them up.

A guitarist-seamstress.

Not bad!

You're smart, Guy.

- You're amazing.|- Wait till you see me pee standing up.

Find me the guitarist-seamstress|Who did it.

I Was kidding. Where do We|find a guitarist-seamstress?

The Strum'n'Stitch School.

Hem in F sharp again.

C major. Embroidery! F sharp.

She stays here.

Yes, it could be dangerous.

If I don't come back,|you can have custody of the kids.

- We have none.|- More free time for you, then.

Cross-stitch.

Semiquaver.

We're investigating

the double crime|With more than one victim.

Don't mind us.

Guitar-stitching is like milk-carving.|Keep it natural!

Try to mind us a bit.

Start again.

Embroidery:
C major.

F sharp:
cross-stitch.

- Look at her.|- Who?

The middle one.

So?

I don't trust her.

Why not?

I dunno.

Intuition.

Instinct.

Stitch! Strum! Stitch!

It's simple enough!

If your hem goes|during a recital, What then?

Who'll be sniggering then?

It's her.

NoW!

Grab her!

And the dung hits the fan!

The branches go over it,|not at the bottom.

- It's getting all dark!|- Knock it off!

Good night.

- Hi, hoW are you?|- I'm pooped.

- I Was here.|- Me, here.

And me, just about here.

Thanks a lot! All night Waiting!

This story sucks.

Pinch her!

Shitess!

Are you happy|With my Work as Watcher?

Very.

- And my Work as Witness?|- Very.

Would you rather I continued|as a Watcher

or a Witness?

Very very.

NoW tell us Why you did it, okay?

Your move.

I can't play. I'm Working.

Coffee?

I'd prefer something With more bite.

I'm glad it's all over.

It's not over for everyone.

I didn't like you much at first.

As time goes by,|I'm getting to loathe you.

Funny you said that|'cause it's not very funny.

Stone?

Try miming it With Words.

- Won't that confuse things?|- Try it.

The trout goes upstream|step by step!

Better. NoW try|using Words that fit the topic.

Why did you kill those tWo Women?|Including a man!

- Good! Got the hang of it?|- Yes.

- I had the hang of it before, too.|- Good Work.

- This bit Wasn't right.|- Get some rest.

You're staying till you tell us Why!

So it's been confirmed?|The killer isn't a vegetable?

Keep a close eye on her.

I love your breath.|Will you have it tomorroW?

The investigation's over!

To celebrate, I suggest|We all go and celebrate!

A happy hippo meal for everyone!

So let's go!

I'm going.

We are gathered together...

Please!

We're all here

to celebrate the end|of this gruelling but short inquiry,

thanks to her Without Whom|it could never have happened,

Stone the murderette!

Thanks. It Wasn't me.

Still, thanks for your Warm Welcome.

You're all equally nice people,

especially the pretty boy.

Good eat!

17 minutes later

Actually, I did the Witnessing|on your latest crime.

What makes a good Witness?|Three things.

Look, see, see.

Look-seeing you noW, I see your|front and back are different shapes.

11 minutes later

We forgot to invite the healologist.

Join us and consider yourself|invited tWo hours ago.

- What are you feasting?|- Wrong!

What are you eating.

We've found the culprit.|Let me introduce her.

- You'll pay for this!|- No, it's my treat.

- Was he like that before?|- No, he Wasn't not like that.

What happened to his stuffed thing?

Nobody knoWs hoW it died.

Night Watcher or Witness?|Given the choice...

7 minutes later

...friends and family.

My daughter,|Who's also my best friend...

4 minutes later

Yes! Greedyguts!

Doesn't the Chief suspect anything?

Can I sleep at your place tonight?

What for?

I feel sleepy.

The trouble is...

No time later

- There's only one bed.|- No problem.

I'll sleep betWeen your Wife and you.

If I don't mind, I don't see Why not.

Which hand?

Wait! Let me check.

Why've you got a chicken bone there?

Why's that chicken bone there?

- It's to tWiddle your hair!|- I don't think so.

HoW pathetic!

He tWiddles his hair!|He's not naturally curly!

Hey, Curly!

You rotten Dirtyhair!

That's right! Dirtyhair!

Put that in your pipe!

I kneW all along|Why your hair smells of poo

but I kept quiet|'cause I thought you Were different

and that under your dirt,|you deserved to be...

clean.

But you're like all of your tribe.

Dirty Dirty!

Wait!

Stop running after me!

- Guy's a Dirtyhair.|- I kneW it!

Why didn't you say, treasure?

I kneW When you said|"Guy's a Dirtyhair. "

Chief! A call for you!

Who is it?

It's me, the murderizer!

Record every f***in' Word of this.

I'm the real crimer!|You caught the wrong culprit!

Am I free? Can I go noW?

I'm the only killer!

Keep him talking till We track him.

Are you pro-abortion?

I dunno. How about you?

That's a tough one.

If the Woman's pregnant, I'm pro...

Bye.

But if she's not, there's no point,

I reckon!

- Then again...|- Sorry to interrupt.

Go ahead.

It's just to say|I'm killing tomorrow.

Give him to me.

- Who are you killing?|- It's a surprise.

Where Will you do it?

Tricky question.|Let's say I'll do it here,

where I am now.

Not fair! Get him to come here.

He's one and We're a lot.

- What?|- Take it from me!

Let me talk to him.

Okay, I'll tell him.

Well then?

Okay! Wherever you say.

Can't you ever say no?

One last thing. I'll dump|my victim in a watery hollow!

HolloW?

Hullo?

Hello?

Pardon me.

You got the Whole conversation?

Let's hear it again.

It's just to say|I'm killing tomorrow!

ReWind.

- You know we hang out?|- Too far.

- I'm the murderizer!|- There. Again.

I'm the murderizer!

Play it again sloWly.

Listen to the background noise!

Sounds of Water!

"A Watery holloW." That explains it!

Croaking! Toadmoths!

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