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- Toadmoths live...|- In bogs!

- TomorroW We stake out the bog.|- Not too early.

You tWo!

To Witness the crime, We'll...

Okay, so you're the Witnesses.

I'm being left out of it.

It makes me...

You use people and dump them|like old... leaves!

That's no Way to treat people!

We're a tribe!

You're a tribe!

You're a tribe!

I'm a tribe!

One last thing.|Take it or leave it,

it's up to you.

It's getting all dark.

As I Was saying,|We'll need to Wear camouflage.

What's Wrong?

- Your camouflage!|- I'm a frog.

There's no such thing|as a six-foot frogmoth.

Only because I'm standing up. Look.

Keep it doWn!

I'm not really a chick.|I'm the Chief.

You knoW my Wife?

She's not here.

- Why not?|- Too risky. The kids are minding her.

Right!

There's a 9/10 chance|he'll come from there,

9/10 he'll come from there,|and 9/10 from there.

That makes a 27/30 chance|he'll come...

from there.

So We're ideally placed.

Knock it off.

Aren't you going to the bog?

The Chief asked me to|but I'm not in the mood.

You can't Witness everything.

You must be upset, though.

Isn't it getting all dark yet?

I'd be upset if I Were you.

Pity your Wife's not here.|I could have pok...

What's Dungface doing here?

You called my daughter|a dirty Dirty!

Nobody does that!

Nobody calls my girl a dirty Dirty.

Proud of yourself?

Stigmatizing people for their looks?

Hooray for racial supremacy!

Fine role models you are!|Sophisticates!

- Let's be reasonable.|- You be quietable!

Yes, We have dirty hair|but We give lice a home.

You think you're so great|With your tresses

and gloss!

You're disgusting.

You knoW What?

Keep your shampoo.

I'm going back|to scratch my head With pride.

Bye!

Where's the crimer got to?

He's letting us doWn.

What's the matter?

I'm Wandering aimlessly.

Because of Guy?

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

I knoW,

but...

I cherished the hope|of adopting her.

I'm against adoption.

You're a fine one to talk.

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

There!

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Top-loading.

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Are you local or...

on holiday, maybe?

Are you okay?

You okay, Chief?

I keep having stupid dreams.

Will you take it?

You okay, Chief?

The crimer said he's not coming.|He's pooped.

HoW come he's pooped?

He had a late night.|He's not killing today.

He's copping out 'cause he's pooped?|I must be dreaming!

Am I dreaming?

I Won't have it!

If he's too pooped today,|tomorroW it'll be...

some other thing,|and the day after that...

- Some other thing.|- For example.

- And then it'll be...|- Some other thing.

I Wouldn't go that far.

I Won't have it.|If he can be pooped, so can We!

Come to that, We are pooped.

Bedtime, everybody!

- But it's just past noon!|- I don't care! Good night.

- Are you asleep?|- I can't sleep. You?

- Me neither.|- We can't sleep all day.

The Chief Wants us to be pooped.

We're not afraid of the dark!

We're not afraid of the dark!

I'll tidy the forest.

This... Was like that.

You're all mucked up.

What have you done?

Got the Wind up, have you?

Let's play tagmoth.

Get lost!|We don't play With fatsos.

You knoW, son,

I feel your pain.

Don't Worry,|your difference makes you strong.

Get lost, blond bastard!

Blubber boy!

Wait till I get you!

- Can you sloW doWn? I feel sick.|- Stick your head out.

You're going too fast!

It's okay, I knoW the road.

Look out!

- What Was that?|- I'll check.

Dung!

The healologist's petmoth.

Run!

Chief!

The healologist?

The next victim is your Wife and me.|Well, one of us.

My Wife Was at my sister's that day.

Odd, though.|I don't have a sister.

Can I have a Word in private?

I have something embarrassing|to tell you.

Chief...

Your Wife and I are lovers.|Especially her.

Oh my God!

HoW did you manage to fool me?

Oh my God!

One more time?

I must tell you this.

Don't take it badly.

I've shagged my Wife too.

Oh my God!

You shagged my Wife,|I shagged my Wife. We're quits.

If We Want to keep shagging her,|We must protect her.

No seamstress bought a club|from the clubbery recently.

Yes, I knoW.

So much has happened.|We've lost the diggologist.

First We suspected|the guitarist-seamstress.

We Were so Wrong.|After We hippoed out...

Our Wife's life is at risk!

She can Wait! They need to knoW|they Walked six days for nothing.

Seven days.

- You didn't take the Beastie Pass?|- Going, yes.

But coming back...

- We have to go.|- Wait, Blondy.

Stop calling me Blondy!|My name's Stone!

Stone! B-L-O-N-D-Y!

So tell me,

Who can you kill doWn there?|Ants?

Dirt?

Useless joke.

The healologist did it?

- I can't believe it.|- Me neither.

I believe it noW you say so.

You're not angry?

What did We do Wrong? The hole,|the leaves, the guy. It Worked.

You'll never get me!

We Will.

You Won't.

Just try to catch me.

I run too fast for you!

Shall We go?

Let's go.

Mind that branch.

I already came this Way.

There are others.

- Thank you.|- It's the least We could do.

You guys saved her.

Not round the back!

Me love you!

Dad...

True, he's pretty ugly.

But When I met your mum,

she Wasn't...

You get used to it.

You turn a blind eye.

In any case, sWeetheart,|you die in your oWn arms.

Right, Mum?

That's good.

Where are We going?

In the Water?

Great guy With a big heart.

- What?|- I'm a great guy With a big heart.

They're all blond!

They're blond!

Dad?

See, he's found his dad.

Mum?

My baby's so happy.

That's Why I loathed you...

You're my sister.

Mum?

She recognizes him!

We've a lot to catch up.

Not round the back!

I told you|not to go round the back!

Believe it or not,|I found the very same stone again.

Why am I telling you this?

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Isn't it getting all dark?

I don't knoW.|We need to invent a thing to go here.

Where's the night Watcher?

He's turned to art.

That horsemoth|isn't very Well proportioned.

Give me a break! It's just a sketch.

You think the colours Will|remain vibrant doWn through time?

Dung! To hell With it!

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