Russell Madness Page #5
We have no more money.
And we can't hold any events
at our arena
until we pass the inspection.
But he's like a banana
with too many brown spots.
Not to be trusted.
I got this.
It takes two to tango.
I've seen you dance
and that tango comment
is not instilling confidence.
You just zip it.
Nate, what are you
doing sitting there?
Come on, join the fun.
You know my attorney, Milo.
Nice to meet you.
Charmed, I'm sure.
Listen, Nate, we love Russell
around here at the WUF.
We think he's going to be big.
I mean, bigger than big.
I want him to have his own line
You name it, you're going to see
his face right on it.
Let the WUF take
the monkey off your back!
Yoo-hoo, I heard that.
I'm right here.
Easy, cowboy.
So, what's your offer,
Mr. Vaughn?
Well, in exchange for
to have access
to all of our talent...
51 percent.
Fifty-one percent?
Yeah, that's what I said.
It's... It's my final offer.
Come on, Nate, use your head.
Don't be such a cheeky monkey.
Hey, cheeky?
What? Do you want a
small piece of a big pie,
or would you rather
have no pie at all?
Oh, no. Oh, no, no.
I like pie.
On two conditions:
All the home events take
place at the Ferraro arena.
Which means that you supply
building back up to code.
We wouldn't want to burn
Hey, you're telling me.
That nostalgic arena
is priceless, isn't it?
All right, fine.
You got yourself a deal.
- Thank you.
- Don't do it, Nate.
Welcome to the big show!
Don't worry.
It's just temporary.
As soon as we pay him back,
this building is ours.
Free and clear.
Well, Mr. Ferraro.
arena meets the inspection.
Congratulations!
Thank you so much, Mrs... Olsen.
And it's Thursday night
and Ferraro Wrestling
Russell Maniac's opponent,
the Mongol,
looks intimidating, Mike.
- You can do it!
- Come on, Russ!
That's my golden boy
right there.
Woo-hoo!
He rocks the Mongol
in the middle of the ring.
One!
Two, three!
He is out!
The Mongol has been knocked back
into the 14th century.
- This dog is unstoppable.
- Yeah!
I feel bad for Russell's
next opponent.
He must be terrier-fied.
That was great. That was
poetry in motion. Even better.
I mean you ever tried reading
poetry in motion,
it gets all jumbled.
Either way, you've just turned
wrestling into an art form.
We've got to name
your signature move, kid.
We'll call it
the "Russell Tussle".
Sounds good, Hunk.
All right, listen up, Russy,
and listen good.
Because I'm only
going to say this once.
I'm...
I'm proud of you, kiddo.
There, I said it, now let's
not get all sentimental here.
Thanks, Hunk.
How about a hug?
No can do.
This is business, kid.
Don't worry, guys.
and we'll be back
before you know it.
In time for my birthday?
Are you kidding me? We wouldn't
miss that for the world.
And what about Easter?
Hunk had promised me
he'd help me find Easter eggs.
You betcha, kid.
I'm pretty sure there's
an anniversary in there as well.
I know. Bring it in.
Come here, Russell.
Okay, come on, Russell!
Let's get this
show on the road!
Fame and fortune
waits for no one.
From the ground to profound
Like a phoenix...
I have to see
the Russell Tussle.
Can you please do it?
Come on,
you've got to do it once for us.
I need Russell Tussle
in my life, baby. Come on!
Give me the tussle, baby.
Oi!
Such heroics,
such heroics, heroics
The tickets sold,
opponents roll'
Max, over here.
Lena, over here!
Look.
Hi, Lena. Hi, Max.
- Hi, Dad.
- Hi, Dad.
- Hi, Russell.
- Hi, Hunk.
Hey, don't eat too many eggs.
They'll make you very gassy.
Trust me.
Russell tussle,
chic and muscle
Maniac, maniac... '
Okay, let me see it.
Yes, it's fantastic!
Okay, in you go-
All right, here I come.
Rising like a phoenix
Skip the epitaph,
have the last laugh
-Hahaha
-Hahahaha
Swaying up with the bound,
fought through to be crown
Such heroics
Yes! Woo! I did it.
Opponents roll,
the truth be told... '
Look, there they are.
- Hey!
- Russell.
- Sweetie.
- Come here.
Man, it is good to be back.
What happens on the road,
stays on the road.
I missed you guys.
Looks like Mick
has the car ready.
What?
You're going with him?
- Yeah.
- But Dad, you just got back.
You missed my birthday.
And the Easter bunny.
Honey, this has gotten
out of hand.
All we ever wanted was to spend
more time together as a family,
and now,
we barely see you or Russell.
I... I know, but I'm doing
this for you guys. For us.
Okay, I promise,
just one more match,
and we'll retire after
Russell wins the title.
It's always best to go
out on top, right?
Come on, hang in there.
Please.
Nate!
- We've got to go.
- Mm-hmm.
Come on, Russell.
Let's go, buddy.
Hey, you can leave the monkey.
It's just a meet and greet.
I'll see you at home soon,
okay, Hunk?
I had plans anyway.
Got to alphabetize
my banana collection.
Love you guys!
Oh, yeah, Nate, I made
I'm going to hold the title
match at the WUF arena.
Yeah, yours is too small
for an event this size.
Our Russell is way too big now.
Hey, Nate.
Hey, you listening?
Yeah. Yeah, okay.
Makes sense, Mick.
We made it...
It was so many...
people.
There were so...
I am so sorry. That took
a lot longer than I thought.
Everyone wanted a
picture with Russell.
That's okay.
Hunk's been keeping me company.
Phew, tag! You're in!
Talk about TMI.
I am just saying you better
have a blue box in your pocket.
Thanks, Hunk.
And I see you've
made my favorite meal.
Your grandmother's lasagna.
It might be
a little cold now, though.
Oh. Russell.
I missed you too.
They wanted to be the
waiter and the hostess tonight,
but they couldn't stay awake.
You're right.
Something needs to change.
Come with me.
Okay.
- What is this?
- And voila!
You had it restored? When?
I have my ways,
but let me tell you,
that is a lot heavier
than it looks.
Happy anniversary!
Welcome to the weigh-in for
tonight's championship fight.
That's 25 and a half
pounds of muscle...
- Yeah!
- ...for the tenacious terrier.
Next up, we are joined
by the current champion
Helix "The Hammer" Munroe
who will be fighting
Russell Maniac later tonight.
- Oh, wow.
- Wow, got a shot.
Hammer time.
Wow, The Hammer is exactly
ten times larger
than Russell Maniac!
A classic David
and Goliath story.
Yeah, if David was a dog
and Goliath was an ape.
How do
you see tonight going down?
First of all,
I'd just like to say
you're welcome.
To everyone.
You're all now better people
for having been
graced with my gravitas.
Well, it's good
to have confidence!
That I do.
And as for how tonight
is going to go down?
I am going to crush
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