Same Time, Next Year Page #2
Oh, my God Oh, my God!
Oh, my God Oh, my God!
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?
Uh- Coming!
My hat. My bag.
What?
My hat My bag!
Be right there.
Wait a minute! Wait a
minute! Where are you going?
Okay.
- Don't go in the bathroom.
- Why not?
That's the first place
they'd look.
Oh!
Oh, hello. Oh, good morning, Mr. Peters.
- I've got your breakfast. Did you have a good night?
- Yes. Fine, fine.
Uh, y-you know, I think
I heard an owl out here.
I'm a C.P.A. When you work hard all year,
it's great to get back to nature.
That's right.
Well, thank you, Mr.
Chalmers. You're welcome.
Have a nice day, now.
Thank you. You too.
- Enjoy the view.
- Yes, I will. I'll just wander around by myself.
Doris?
Doris?
Have you got
a woman in there?
It's okay. It was old Mr.
Chalmers with my breakfast.
I was very calm. He didn't suspect a
thing. He didn't ask about the girdle.
- What?
- Girdle.
Oh, great!
Now he probably thinks
I'm a homo. Oh, well.
What do you care? I stay here every year.
Oh, yeah? How come?
I have a friend who went into
the wine business near here.
I fly out the same weekend every year
to do his books. From New Jersey?
He was my first client. It's
sort of a sentimental thing.
Oh, I see.
Uh, Doris, I'd like to
tell you something. Okay.
sort of thing all the time.
I know I must appear very
smooth and glib and sexual.
But since I've been married, this
is the very first time I've done this.
Ah, sure. Don't worry.
I could tell.
Listen, would you mind if I
had a little of your breakfast?
Sure. I'm not hungry. Thank you.
Even when I was single, I was no
good at quick, superficial affairs.
I always had to like the person
- What do you mean, you could tell?
- I n what way could you tell?
- What? Oh.
Uh, well, it was
just little things,
you know, like when you tried to
take your pants off over your shoes...
and t
- tripped and hit your head on the coffee table.
Just little things
like that.
It's great to be totally honest
with another person, isn't it?
It sure is.
Doris, I haven't been totally
honest with you. You haven't?
- I told you I was a married man with two children.
- You're not?
I'm a married man
with three children.
seem less married.
All right, I didn't think
it through, all right?
There's been like a lead weight
inside me all morning.
I mean, denying little Debbie like that!
or I wouldn't have done it.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Y-You understand?
Sure. We all do
dopey things sometimes.
Well...
The nuns are gonna be wondering
what happened to me.
Nuns?
Did you say nuns?
Yeah, somehow it just didn't seem
right to bring up last night,
but I was on my way
to retreat.
Retreat?
Yeah.
See, it's right near here.
I go every year at this time when
Harry takes the kids to Bakersfield.
What's in Bakersfield?
His mother.
It's her birthday.
Doesn't she mind that you
don't go? No, she hates me.
'Cause I got pregnant. Her son
had something to do with that.
Yeah, she blocks that
out of her mind.
See, he was in his first year
of dental college...
and he had to quit and take a
job selling waterless cooking.
So now every year on her
birthday, I just go on retreat.
Well, him too, sure,
but also about myself...
'cause, see, I got pregnant
when I was just 18,
so I've never really
had any time to just think.
You know,
I mean, about,
well,
what I think about.
Never mind. I don't know
what I'm trying to say.
Sometimes I think I'm crazy. Why?
Oh. Well,
okay,
like, take my life.
Now, we live in a two-bedroom
duplex in downtown Oakland,
and we have
a 1948 Studebaker,
a blond, three-piece
dinette set,
Motorola TV.
We go bowling
at least once a week.
I mean, what more
could anyone ask for?
But sometimes...
things get me down.
Oh, I don't know.
It's dumb.
I don't think
it's dumb.
You don't?
No.
You know, I can really
talk to you.
It's just amazing.
I find myself saying things to you
that I didn't even know I thought.
I noticed that yesterday right
after we met in the restaurant.
We had instant rapport.
Did you notice that too?
No, but I know
we really hit it off.
See, Harry's not much
of a talker, you know.
How 'bout your wife? Do
you two get to talk a lot?
Uh- Uh, Doris,
it's only natural...
that we should be curious about
each other's husband and wife,
but-but rather than dwelling on
it and letting it spoil everything,
why- why don't we-
why don't we do this?
I'll tell you two stories
about my wife-
one showing the worst side of her,
the other showing the best side of her.
You do the same thing about your husband,
and then let's Forget it.
Okay.
I'll go First.
I'll start with the worst side. Okay.
Phyllis knows about us. Oh, you
said that before. How could she know?
She's got this thing in
her head! Like a plate?
A plate? Oh, my uncle has one of those.
He was wounded
in the war,
and they put this steel plate in his head.
Now he says he can always
tell when it's going to rain.
I'm in big trouble, Doris. Why?
Because I find everything you
say absolutely fascinating.
Come on tell me about your wife's steel plate.
No, no, it's not a plate.
It's more like a bell. A bell.
I could be a million miles away. If I look
at another woman, it goes off like an alarm.
Oh, I see.
I just know that last night at exactly
1:
22 a.m., she sat bolt upright in bed...with her head going ding, ding,
ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
How do you know
it was 1:
22?Because I have peripheral vision,
and I noticed my watch said 4:47.
Oh.
Well, okay, now, tell me,
Well... she made me
believe in myself.
It's probably hard for you to imagine this,
but there was a time I was very insecure.
How did she do that
- make you believe in yourself?
She married me.
Oh. Yes, well, that was
very nice of her.
Oh, no, no, no. I meant bolstering
you up and all, you know?
Okay, your turn.
Tell me the worst story first.
Okay. Um-
Ooh, this is hard.
To pick one?
No, to think of one.
See, Harry's the salt of the
earth. Everybody says so.
Look, you owe me
Oh, okay.
Uh-
Well, I don't know. This isn't really rotten, but
- Okay?
All right.
Now, this was on
our fourth anniversary.
We decided that we'd have some
people over to help celebrate.
So Harry doesn't
usually drink,
but that night
he had three beers.
It was after
the Gillette fights.
Well, I just overheard him
talking to some of the guys,
and he said that his-
his time in the army were
the best years of his life.
What's wrong with that? A lot of
guys feel that way about the service.
Harry was in the army
for four years,
and three of'em were spent
Okay. Now do you want to hear the
story about the good side of him?
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