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Same Time, Next Year Page #8
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Anyway, you're the youngest-looking
grandmother I've had a peak experience with.
My hairdresser thanks you. And
my plastic surgeon thanks you.
When Harry says, "You're not the girl I
married," he doesn't know how right he is.
Didn't Harry like your old nose?
Harry thinks this is my old nose.
He never noticed? No. Isn't that pathetic?
I mean, a new dress or something, I
could understand, but a whole nose?
Well, to be totally honest, I
don't see any difference either.
Well, I don't care. It's
sure different From my side.
Makes me
Feel more attractive.
Anyway, that's this year's
Have you got one
about Helen?
Well, there was
this loud party next door.
Helen couldn't sleep.
And, uh, she didn't wanna
take a sleeping pill...
because she had to get
up at 6:
00 in the morning.So she took a couple of pills
and stuffed them in her ears.
What?
During the night,
the pills melted.
Then the next day, while the doctor was
digging the stuff out of her ears,
he said, "You know,
these can be taken orally."
Helen just laughed.
She didn't care.
I'll tell you something. If thats the
worst story you can tell about your wife,
you must
be a very happy man.
Well, let's just say I've discovered
the potential for happiness.
Yes, Liz?
No, honey.
It's 60 guests, not 16.
There's no problem. We've catered
parties for her lots of times. It-
I know, but she puts little
tables around her swimming pool,
and then there's room
on the patio for the buffet.
Right.
It's a brunch.
Right. That's okay.
Sure.
Uh, Liz,
did Harry call?
Okay. You know
where to reach me, huh?
I'm sorry. It was a busy weekend,
and I had to leave a number.
Does Harry know youre here? No.
Harry still thinks I go on retreat.
Don't worry.
I'm not worried. Yeah?
Then why are you frowning?
Again?
Yeah. When you first walked in, I
picked up on your high tension level.
Then after we made love, I sensed
but, uh, now I'm getting
definite negative Feedback.
When did you go
into analysis?
- How did you know I was in analysis?
-Just a wild guess.
What made you start?
My value system changed. One day,
I took a look at my $150,000 house...
and the three cars in the garage and
the swimming pool and the gardeners,
and I asked myself, "Why?"
I mean, did I really
So I decided to try to find out
what I did want and who I was.
So you went from analysis
to Esalen to Gestalt...
transactional to nirvana, huh?
Just because some people are trying
to widen their emotional horizons...
doesn't make the experience
any less valid.
I've learned a lot.
So I've noticed.
For one thing, you've learned to talk as
though you're reasoning with somebody...
about to jump
from a high ledge.
Okay, okay. I know sometimes I tend
to overcompensate for my emotionalism.
Occasionally, there's a loss of
spontaneity. I'm working on that.
Well, I'm glad to hear it.
What else have you learned?
That behind the walls
I'm a warm, caring,
loving human being.
Well, I could've
told you that 20 years ago.
Tell me. How's Helen reacting
to your voyage of self-discovery?
Well, at first, she tended to
overreact. Oh, yeah? In what way?
She threw a grapefruit
at me in the supermarket.
Listen. It's only natural that there'd be
some interpersonal conflicts to work through,
but now it's cool.
- Helen's into pottery.
- Oh. And what are you doing for a living?
We live very simply, Doris.
We don't need much. What bread we do need,
I can provide by simple, honest labor.
Like what? I play cocktail piano
in a singles bar in the Valley.
Yes, Liz?
No. No. Tell 'em that's our final offer.
Oh, that's a lot of bull. I know
it's a good piece of property,
but he needs us
more than we need him.
Well, if he doesn't like it, tell him
to shove it. And don't worry. He won't.
Okay, hon. Thanks.
Anything else?
All right. Well,
I'll be at this number.
Okay.
Why?
- Money.
- Is that why you went into business? To make money?
No. I wanted power too. I take
it you are for womens liberation?
- Hey, I'm for any kind
of liberation. - That's a cop-out.
Women have always been exploited
by men, and you know it.
Doris, we've all been shafted,
and by the same things.
Look. Let me lay this on
you. I go to a woman doctor.
Oh, yeah? First time she
gave me a rectal examination,
she said, "Am I hurting
you or are you tense?"
I said, "I'm tense." She said,
"Are you tense because I'm a woman?"
I said, "No. I get tense
when anybody does that to me."
See what I mean? Well,
I don't know about that,
but I do know in this country,
nobody takes a woman seriously...
until she has enough money
to back up her mouth.
Hey, I think
it's great to have a hobby.
A hobby?
We grossed a half million the first year.
Doris, don't misunderstand me. If thats
what you want, I'm very happy for you.
I'm just not
Do you ever get the feeling
we're drifting apart?
No. In many ways, I've
never felt closer to you.
I don't know. Somehow it seems
to me our lives are out of sync.
Look. We all realize our potential
in different ways at different times.
The important thing is, does what you
do give you a sense of fulfillment?
Well, I'm working on it. And
you have everything you want?
With one minor exception.
Somewhere along the way, I
seem to have lost my husband.
- Lost him?
- Well, I don't know if I lost him...
He left home four days ago, and
I haven't heard from him since.
How do you feel about that?
George, do me a favor.
Stop talking as though you're leading a human
potential group. It really pisses me off.
That's cool.
What's cool?
For you to transfer your feelings
of hostility and aggression from Harry to me.
As long as you know that's
what youre doing. You know something?
You're really beginning
to get on my nerves.
That's cool too.
Jesus.
I mean it. At least it's honest.
Total honesty is the key to everything.
Really? Are you being
totally honest with Helen?
- I'm trying.
- Oh, yeah? Have you told her about us?
No, but I could. I think today
she's mature enough to handle it.
George,
you're full of sh*t.
I can buy that.
I mean, if youre being totally honest.
Believe me. I am
being totally honest.
Well, at least
it's a start.
And what about
all that other garbage?
"I don't know if I lost him
What kind of crap is that?
All right. You've got a point.
So how do you feel about all
this? You're doing it again!
Okay. I think-
Don't tell me how you think.
Tell me how you feel.
Like I've been kicked
in the stomach.
What else?
Angry. Hurt. Betrayed.
And, okay, a little guilty.
But I'll tell you something.
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