Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic Page #6

"Blind by now I see."

"I say no good people turn their hips each

day so satisfied I'm on my way."

Good night!

Come in.

Hi.

- Oh my God, you were so great.

- Thank you.

It was awesome.

It was amazing.

It's like all new material.

And rape, and AIDS and

Holocaust, just like you said.

I was so cool.

You must be so proud of yourself.

- It is so great.

- I am.

Wow, look at this, it's so pretty.

It's beautiful.

Oh my God what a spread.

Do you guys want something?

- I'm so hungry actually. I'm starving.

- Yeah I'm dying.

This is like my dinner.

I've got some Wochie water, delicious.

If you want.

Actually it's just the last one,

so just you can split it.

When do you drink a whole water?

I always leave it.

- Do you want some?

- No I'm good.

I can open.

This one is open.

Thanks for coming by.

And I'm sorry I just think I want...

... like me alone.

Oh yeah, of course.

- We all just, you know, we'll call you.

- Like now.

Okay.

It's okay.

- We'll go get a drink.

- Great job.

We gonna get a drink and...

Have a good time.

It was awesome.

I know!

Bye Sarah.

Bye-bye.

Thank you.

You did it, kid.

Come over here,

I got a secret for you.

You're f***ing amazing.

You are a star.

And I'm a star f***er.

I didn't get any sleep. I went to sleep at 1 in the morning.

I woke up at 3 in the morning. Because I was just excited.

I made myself stay in bed,

but it was like this in bed.

What are you gonna do?

Maybe I'll take a nap. You know.

When I'm dead. Alright?

F*** yeah!

What is that noise,

It's a child laughing.

It's really hard, guys. Seriously don't go into acting,

cause it's totally like harder work than you think.

You know what? It just like.. I just...

It helps me realize I'm alive.

Going out with the guy

who drives German car.

And I'm looking for a Yin to my Yang.

Looking for a Yin to my Yang.

He hates women too and I love it.

So f*** you.

A bird sh*t on me.

A day before yesterday.

Do you feel lucky?

I felt lucky.

Yeah. I was like...

I imagine the birds, they lay eggs and they're like

'Oh my God, I can't believe it came out of my p*ssy'.

My name is Laura Silverman

I'm actually Sarah's sister.

In real life.

And I'm playing her friend

which I'm not in real life.

And I'm Brian Posehn, her friend.

And I'm actually playing her sister.

Hey guys.

-Hey. We're doing a little...

- Hi Sarah.

Feature out.

In the scene we sink in.

- Cool.

- Yeah.

No.

We just doing joke...

So how is it working with Sarah?

It's horrib... great.

It's if you really-really into Sarah it's great.

Because Jews into Sarah.

Yeah.

So we have a common interest.

Three of the actors just died from that.

I'm 1 year and 1 month pregnant I'm 13

months pregnant, I just found out.

That's what Steve calls

his wife - the Cuntintsky.

I'm not married.

Whatever.

F*** you.

F***er.

Alright you're good there.

Motherf***er.

Okay guys.

I came in here to have gas.

Like Marla Thomas that just walked in on her father

under a coffee table with girl take mission on it.

What's f....

What's funny?

I would love to know what's funny?

You guys better go.

Thanks a lot.

F***. F***ing take it!

The best time to get pregnant

is when you're a black teenager.

Nazis are assholoes.

But that's totally not true because

they're cute when they're little.

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