Satan Met a Lady Page #4
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- 1936
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How do I know I ought
to hand it over to you,
- that you are the rightful owner?
- But I assure you.
Don't assure me. Prove it to me.
What do you know about Roland,
the great French legendary hero?
Just this much.
If you're trying to frame him,
I'll find you plenty to pin on him.
My dear old fellow, in the eighth century,
at the time of the powerful emperor
of France, Charlemagne...
Oh, I've heard of Shelly, all right.
- Splendid.
- Oh, I see you found my address book.
- Did you copy down some of the numbers?
- Rather, including the marginal notes.
As I was saying, Charlemagne,
as he's generally known,
conquered practically
all the land of Spain.
- Yes, I've heard of Spain, too.
- Amazing.
Well, the Saracen king of Spain...
Get me my sherry, will you?
Realizing he couldn't get rid
of Charlemagne, offered him tribute
of great wealth
and promised him complete submission.
Of course, that promise was a phony.
Then you do know something
about the history of that period.
Well, I know a double-cross
when I hear one.
Well, unfortunately, Charlemagne didn't,
old boy.
When the French withdrew,
was in charge of the rear.
I say, that's delicious sherry.
Do have a sip.
When Charlemagne and his army
got well back into France,
and there was a terrific fight.
Oh, thanks for the reminder.
I've got to call up Murgatroyd
about my fight tickets.
- Go right ahead. I'm listening.
- Well, it wasn't at all fair, you know.
Roland had only a few men
and the Saracens had 40,000.
Roland had a horn made of ivory
with which he was supposed
to be able to signal for 50 miles.
It's a good thing you're paying me
to listen to this.
Of course, the French never had a chance.
What's become of the little beast?
Have a shot yourself, will you?
I say, that's amazing.
How did you do that?
Roland, in spite of his shaky predicament,
refused to blow his horn
until he found he was the lone
French survivor and knew he was dying.
But it was too late then for him
to blow anything but taps.
Well, Charlemagne came back
with his army and got his revenge
by reconquering Spain.
or his trumpet.
And now, 1,200 years later,
we start looking for it.
- Hold that a minute, will you?
- Find anything in the divan?
Only a few hairpins
and some small change.
Come across.
Very well.
The Saracens found the trumpet,
and in revenge for their defeat,
decided to fix it
so that the trumpet wouldn't blow.
So, they stuffed it full
of the finest jewels,
which they stole
from Roland's dead soldiers.
Well, now, if you're going to take us
through the next 1,200 years,
by the time we find the trumpet,
we'll all be dead.
Yes. That's practically
the true history of the trumpet.
And nearly everyone who's been
connected with it has been killed.
Nice of you to cut me in on this.
But if that horn's really rammed
full of jewels, it'll be worth plenty.
It'll cost you much more
than $5,000 to get it from me.
- Then you have the trumpet?
- No.
- But you know where it is.
- No.
What?
You just inveigled me
into telling you what it is.
I say, that's a pretty rotten trick, old boy.
That's not cricket.
How much of this is cricket
and how much is racket?
And how much of that tripe
you've been telling me is on the level?
The tripe, as you call it,
happens to be the true history
of the trumpet and its real value.
- And that's why...
- Darkies were born.
At least, that's why
your partner Ames was killed.
And Farrow, too.
Take a letter.
Help! Help!
- That Englishman!
- Yes, Mr. Travers.
- He was here, too.
- But he locked...
He locked you in the closet.
Yes, I know all about it.
Come, sit down.
- You have an uncle, haven't you...
- Yes.
...who's a college professor,
an authority on European history?
- Yeah.
- Take pad and pencil.
We're about to dictate a letter to him.
- To my uncle?
- Yeah. Ready?
"My dear professor.
Your niece, my secretary,
"has allowed me to take this liberty
of writing you concerning
"a certain horn
which has been brought to my
"attention.
to have belonged
"to the legendary hero, Roland.
"It is rumored that in the eighth century,
the French muscled in on the Spanish,
"and made a deal for the big payoff.
"It seems that 50,000 Frenchmen
once were wrong."
"The Saracens crammed
the trumpet full of valuable gems."
No kidding?
Well.
And I hope the same disaster
will not befall me.
And that's the story, without the accent,
as the English chap told it to me.
Say, which one's crazy?
You or the Englishman?
That's what I want to find out.
Just turn that story over
to your uncle professor,
and find out if any of it is possible.
Say, I've got a cousin
that specializes in brain diseases.
- Maybe I better turn it over to him.
- I know it sounds silly, honey.
But for $500, they can
tell me stories like that
- For $500?
- Yes, I know. I know.
Hello. Miss Valerie Purvis? This is Shane.
Yes. Look, I've got hold
of something important,
and I've got to see you right away.
Better meet me in the lounge room of
the Buckingham Hotel as soon as you can.
I may be a little late,
so don't leave until I get there.
Goodbye.
Honey, run down to the lounge room
of the Buckingham,
and lounge around and keep your eye
on her without getting caught.
If she leaves, phone me right away.
But where will you be while she's waiting
for you at the Buckingham?
- You can reach me at Westgate 7696.
- But that's...
Yes, darling, the little lady's apartment.
So, you're the new chambermaid?
What are you doing here?
I told you to meet me at the Buckingham.
Do you mind very much, Mr. Shane,
taking off your hat
in the presence of a lady with a gun?
And would you be charming enough
to hold it above your head
with both your hands?
What are you going to do? Frisk me?
Why don't you make me do a handstand?
So you're the man I hired to protect me.
King Kong.
Hello? A lady for Mr. Shane?
Oh, by all means, operator,
put the lady on.
Hello?
Hello, Shane? How you doing?
Well, here I am at the Buckingham,
and she hasn't turned up yet.
didn't fall for the mastermind's tricks.
You don't think so?
Oh, well, don't worry, kitten.
You know no woman ever made
a chump out of Papa Shane.
Yes. Yes, I'll be careful.
Goodbye. You can hang up now.
You may not be a chump, but you'll be
a corpse if you try anything funny now.
Remember, if you fail to guess my weight,
I get a baby doll to take home.
Now, may I stop chinning myself
on this hat?
Go ahead.
Just what did you come here for?
To take a nap.
- Come in.
- I locked that door.
- You stay right here.
- Yes, ma'am.
- Put it right over there.
- Ma'am.
- A radiogram for you, madam.
- Thank you.
Bad news, I hope?
Oh, on the contrary, good news.
We're having a celebration.
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