Save the Date Page #10

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God... you're... really...

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Good at this...

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Aren't you? Yeah.

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You're really, really...

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F***ing me.

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I really, really, really, really,

really like you, Jonathan.

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Really, really like you, Sarah.

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Jonathan? Yeah?

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You have a giant penis.

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50 bucks she comes to the wedding with Kevin.

They'll both R.S.V.P. With

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separate guests and then a week

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before the wedding, they'll get

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back together and we'll have two

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extra plates we have to pay for.

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- Mm-- I hope that happens.

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Speak of the devil. Who?

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"What's he look like?

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No, don't tell me."

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Why, why would you-- what's the

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point of sending that text?

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Thanks. Hi.

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Hello.

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- Beth... hello-- ooh.

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Jonathan. Hello.

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Hi. Hi, how you doing?

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- Good-- this is Andrew.

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Hey, man, how are you doing?

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It's really great

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to meet you guys.

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I've met you before.

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Where have I met you?

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Oh, right, no, you have.

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I, uh, I make a point to see

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every band with a wolf-related

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name, so I actually saw wolfbird

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when you guys were in town

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last time.

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And, uh, you guys are awesome,

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by the way.

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You saw our last show?

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Yeah, and I was really bummed

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that your encore got cut short

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by someone.

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I'm so sorry.

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I really apologize.

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I remember you.

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Wow.

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So that-- so you're totally

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aware that Sarah was proposed to

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like, six, eight weeks ago?

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Yeah, dude, I was there.

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That's been established.

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And you know they dated for,

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I mean, about--

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- two years? More.

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Yeah, no, more.

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Over two years.

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No, we are way past that.

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Yeah, way past that.

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We've even had sex

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with each other.

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Hey. How about that?

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We're about to have dinner.

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You're right, I'm sorry.

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I'm so sorry. Don't let it

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happen again.

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That is wild.

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Yeah, dude, I'm sorry,

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I don't mean to harp on this,

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I just, you realize this makes

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you kind of the, I don't wanna--

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- like a rebound?

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Yeah. Yeah, no, I know.

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Totally sucks.

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I feel like I got, like, what?

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Like, three more weeks left?

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Pssh, two.

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Two? Tops. That's it?

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Two, tops.

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Well, I mean, you know Sarah.

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Yeah. Yeah, we do.

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Yeah, well, no, and I've

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thought about this and I just

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figured I'd much rather be with

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her-- you-- right now and, like,

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experience some totally

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devastating heartbreak in the

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future than to not be

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with her at all.

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It's worth it to me.

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Oh, God.

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Oh, f***. Are you okay?

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I just totally spilled wine

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all over my crotch.

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Yeah, we saw it.

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I can't really, I'd rub

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the real area, but--

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- that's really inappropriate.

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You want us to spill wine on

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our crotches out of solidarity?

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Would that make you feel better?

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That is something I would

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say, man.

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Uh, f***, I am an idiot.

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Well, good luck taking care

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of that sick otter.

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Thank you.

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Hey, Sarah, you're still

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coming with me to meet the

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gift bag designer, right?

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When?

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Tomorrow morning.

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I asked you about this.

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Tomor... that...

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Tomorrow's my day off.

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