Save the Date Page #11

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I know.

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That's why I scheduled it.

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Right.

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Do you want to go with Beth

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to the gift bag designer?

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Yeah, totally.

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You can fly solo on this

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one, right, babe?

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They're not that important.

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I'm being serious,

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I will totally go.

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I got nothing going on,

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it'd be awesome.

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You're being serious?

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- Mm-hmm. It's strange, but

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I like that-- he's not joking.

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He wants to go with you.

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You don't have to feel any

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pressure, it's okay, man.

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But I will go.

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All right, I think

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we're done.

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Hey, mister,

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that was rude.

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What?

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What was rude?

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What you said about

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the gift bags.

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What did I say?

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"Nobody cares."

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- That's-- I--

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okay, well, I'm sorry.

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I care.

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I want you to care, too.

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About the gift bags?

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About everything.

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About the wedding.

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Sometimes I feel like it's

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not important to you.

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Not sometimes, all the time.

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Okay, well, wait a minute.

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I made the decision to spend the

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rest of my life with you months

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before I even thought of asking.

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- Okay Well-- listen, no,

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no, no, hold on-- the wedding

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is going to mean a lot to me.

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It's gonna mean a tremendous

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amount to me.

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I'm probably going to cry during

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the ceremony 'cause I'm a

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p*ssy-- you're marrying a p*ssy.

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Just F.Y.I.

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But that's not what it is.

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To me, it's a, it's a,

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it's just a-- it's a party.

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It's a big party to

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celebrate us.

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But, mister, it's a lot of

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work, especially on our budget,

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and when you act blase about it,

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it hurts my feelings.

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And you know Sarah doesn't

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give a sh*t and my mom is

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not helpful.

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It's just me.

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It's gonna be the greatest

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wedding that ever happened in

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humanity's history.

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We're a team, you know?

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You're right.

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Thank you.

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And when you're right,

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you're right and--

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- I'm right.

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So, aside from my

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little accident, I didn't

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embarrass you too much?

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No, you didn't embarrass me.

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Kind of embarrassed by Beth,

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but that's nothing new.

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Is it wrong of me to say that

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I'm kind of getting sick of her?

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No... why do you spend

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so much time with her if she

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bothers you so much?

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What else would I do?

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Sometimes your friends change

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and it sucks, but you move on.

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Yeah, but, I mean, you don't

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move on from your sister.

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She's your sister?!

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Yes.

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- Wh-- you never told me that.

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- I, yes, that's--

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Beth is my sister.

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That's amazing.

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- That's so weird-- oh, my God.

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Amazing, that's crazy.

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- I actually like the guy.

- Yeah, Jeremy was awesome.

- Jonathan.

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Right.

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Jonathan.

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Not a bad dude.

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I feel bad.

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She's gonna bust his heart

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into a million pieces.

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So, a lot of these magazines

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talk about green weddings,

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"how to reduce your

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nuptial footprint."

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That is so stupid.

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No, I think we should

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totally do it.

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Okay

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I mean, we already have the

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all-organic catering-- I don't

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think it would be that

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big a deal.

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