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- What's the matter with you?

- Why? What'd I do?

- No...

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I mean, literally,

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what is the matter with you?

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You're like...

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Too perfect.

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There's gotta be something,

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right?

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Some huge, f***ed-up thing

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that you haven't told me yet.

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Hmm?

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Oh, there is something.

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What is it?

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So, you know how you were

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talking about marriage earlier?

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I, uh, I don't believe in it.

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Shut up! Ah!

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That was an accident.

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I really did not mean

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to hit you that hard.

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That's okay

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I'm sorry.

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That's crazy.

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I don't believe in marriage,

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either.

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- Mm-hmm.

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Man, I thought you were going

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to say something so much worse

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than that.

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Why don't you believe in it?

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Well...

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Since I got...

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Divorced...

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There it is.

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Divorced.

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That's what I'm talking about.

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You're divorced.

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Is that bad?

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What happened?

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Nothing really happened.

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It wasn't like some big blow-up

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or anything, she just...

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She just didn't want to be

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with me anymore.

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And, uh...

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I'm glad it happened last year

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and not when I was like 40 or

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something like that, you know?

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It's actually a good thing.

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I'm really glad it happened.

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She sounds like

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a crazy b*tch.

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Mm...

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She wasn't really a b*tch.

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Oh my God, why are you so

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nice all the time?

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Stop being so nice.

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Yup.

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- What are you doing?

- I'm not doing anything.

j& What are you doing? j&

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What are you doing?

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Ow-- hello.

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Nothing.

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Your--

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your Dick tastes like Merlot.

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j& All of-- all of the mistakes j&

j& I've made j&

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j& all of the mistakes j&

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I've made... j&

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j& All the ways that I f***ed up j&

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j& the plans I'd laid j&

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j& all the times j&

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I showed up late,

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all the places I left

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j& when I should have stayed j&

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j& I know j&

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j& Now I know j&

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j& All the chances I let by j&

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j& all the accidents j&

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j& that dot the maps of my life j&

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j& all of those long, worthless j&

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j& nights j&

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j& all the times that I know j&

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j& I didn't get it right j&

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j& It brought me to you j&

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j& all the sh*t I went through, j&

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j& So I don't care what it took, j&

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j& all the sh*t I went through j&

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j& it brought me to you, j&

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j& yeah, it got kind of rough j&

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j& it seemed like hoping never j&

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j& mattered enough j&

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j& and then it ended with me j&

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j& falling in love j&

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j& it brought me to you j&

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j& Now I miss you. j&

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I'm gonna miss you

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this weekend.

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Me, too.

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Ow-- ow, ow, ow, ow!

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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My sister's gonna be here,

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like, now.

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Now's not right now.

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It is.

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How many people do you think

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are having sex right now?

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Hey, I need you to stop.

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Really, she's calling again.

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She's just calling to say

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she's on her way.

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She's just calling to say...

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Sarah?

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Sarah?

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Oh my God.

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Are you humping?

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Hey, Beth.

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Hi, Jonathan.

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Ferd?

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Ferdinand?

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Ferdinand?

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