Saving Private Tootsie Page #4

Synopsis: Inspired by a real-life event in December 1998, this action-packed comedy follows a group of Katoeys (ladyboys) caught in a border dispute after their plane crashes. A group of six straight soldiers reluctantly takes on a mission to save them- but first they must attempt to cast aside their personal prejudices in order to tackle the task.
 
IMDB:
5.7
Year:
2002
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We will lay an ambush by the river.

Water, Water, Water.

Don't use it if it's not necessary.

OK. I know.

Just look after yourself...

...and try to cross the border.

Jaew.

Jaew, do you think

we will make it back to thailand?

Of course.

We'll make it for sure.

I think it's going

to be only you who can't make it.

Why are you talking to me that way?

Because the chief was shot

and he cannot give orders...

...and Sergeant Rueng

is likely to hurt you.

What do you want me to do?

Escape with me.

You might have a higher

chance of surviving.

We're so close to the Thai border.

Who the hell is that?

Who?

Come out or I'll shoot!

Don't shoot.

I'm coming out.

It's me. Please don't!

What are you doing here?

Taking a piss!

What the f***!

Why the hell were you pissing there?

Sergeant, no!

What? What is it?

This is none of your business!

Rueng, don't do it.

You are going to mess everything up!

What the hell do you think

I am going to do?

You won't gain anything

from killing them.

You son is still going to be gay.

What the hell does it have to do

with my son? You f***ing child...

...you must want to die bad,

Want to die?

Drop it or I will have to shoot you!

OK, Pakorn, shoot me!

Shoot me! Shoot me now!

Rueng!

Please, sergeant, I beg of you!

OK, shoot me. Queers, male, female,

I don't want to be anything anymore.

I am a fag who has no parents.

Go ahead!

What are you waiting for?

Shoot me!

We have received an update

from the plane crash.

Can I have some corn?

There is a special rescue operation,

but the government official denies

that there is such an operations.

Poke, that is your father.

However, we have been able to confirm

our report from trustworthy sources

...that there is something wrong

with the operation.

The soldiers and the survivors

are stuck between the two border.

That's your father.

Your father's on television.

Wow, we have to celebrate

this-your dad is battling.

No one will hit you noe!

Fabulous! From now on, he can wear

whatever he wants and become...

...a real woman!

There would be no one to stop him.

Right! Then,

let's drink to Poke's freedom!

Whole glass!

Fabulous!

I don't understand.

What the hell!

Am I a man or a woman?

I have tried everything I could.

I had operations and everything.

Why can't you accept that?

How long with this whole

thing haunt me?

Was it so bad to be me?

I want to know.

If you have kids,

would you remain this way?

Be honest! One day, if you have kids,

would you allow them to be gay?

Scatter!

Wait until they cross the river

and then shoot!

Can you leave one alive?

I beg of you.

Chief...

...one of us is wounded...

...and we are running out of bullets.

And Rueng...

Sergeant Rueng, let's get going!

Chief, please discharge me!

I can't take travelling

with these freaks and longer.

But I need help!

We are here and

me must help them as much as we can.

Let's bygones be bygones.

I understand how you feel...

...but we must cross the border.

You must help me!

Chief...

Chief, you don't understand.

I can't bear this!

Then take this gun

to protect yourself.

Noy, leave me if necessary.

Tell my wife that...

I fought for the country...

...not for these queers.

No, we can't leave him.

We must help him and take with us.

If not, I will take him myself.

Stop acting stupid.

This is real.

Do you understand?

This is something that is

out of our hands.

It's impossible.

Bug off!

Tid, I promise that I will not die...

...and I will take you back.

Wanna be a hero, right?

This is just not time for that!

Don't you understand?

With your conditions,

you can't even save your own skin.

How can you carry any one?

It's just pathetic!

This is just making me nauseous!

Do you understand?

Nauseous?

Why?

Is it bad for a person

to perform good deeds?

Is it too funny that a fag like me

is going to help a soldier?

OK, You're great...

Yes.

...but how are you going to do that?

Are you going to be alright?

Are you alright?

Yes, I am.

If you're alright, let's carry him.

I'll be a masculine fairy for a day.

OK, Let's do it.

Leave us alone. Come.

OK, let's do it.

Hurry up. Let's carry him.

OK, I am masculine today.

Let's me do the good deed.

You are so great, huh? What is it now?

?? Can't go on? Jaew, come and help!

Bah, I thought you're though!

Yeah, we're going to carry soldier.

It's just your mouth, isn't it?

Come Jaew! Help us!

Hurry up or we will be shot!

Come fast. One, two, three...

Go everyone! Let's leave.

To, lead us 200 maters ahead.

Yes, sir.

How is it?

Trying to be tough, huh?

You're so close to be living in the

after life paradise. Still tough?

Thanks!

Dear God, let's me cross.

I wouldn't report anything.

I would take it to court.

I wouldn't do anything anymore.

Fag!

What the hell

are you babbling about!

I told you many times that

I'm not a fag.

Why are you still talking?

You're getting on my nerves!

Yeah, I know. You're transformed,

now you're a woman.

Whatever the hell

you want to be called!

But please don't transform

from a man into a wild beast.

Chief, we will reach

the river in another 100 meters.

To isn't here.

What are we going to do?

We must cross at all costs.

Noy.

At 7 am today, the demolition bomb

was dropped in the Thai border...

which damaged the villagers' houses.

It was because of the government's...

...order to demolish the Karen and

the narcotic organization.

Now the armed forces

are at the border.

We'll update you as soon as

we receive more information.

Send forces for the pincer attack.

Let the Shan

run across the river.

When the Thais

reject them at the border...

...they'll just come back and

we'll easily be able to kill them.

Yes, sir.

Chief, let's take this opportunity

and cross the river.

Go!

Go! Run! Cross!

Go! Go!

Don't come closer!

Don't come closer!

Don't come closer!

Don't come closer!

I said don't!

Don't shoot! I surrender!

Send the helicopter to the river

and kill them all.

It seems like heaven deliberately

makes thing difficult for us...

when we were born, born with a body

which does not match the mind.

My mind is a woman

and my body is a man...

...it's like a beautiful flower

that stinks.

I want to scream so

the world would know...

...why is it that we are wrong.

Is it wrong that

my heart is a woman?

Is ti wrong that my body is a man?

I don't understand...

who would understand?

The flower has no rights to choose

the insects to smell.

So, we face this karma over

and over again...

...we are the hidden pink flower.

We are the hidden pink flower.

Rueng.

Don't come! I said don't!

Don't shoot!

I am Thai!

Don't shoot!

I am Thai!

Let's me pass!

Don't shoot!

Don't shoot! Don't shoot!

I am Thai!

There are some Thai people in here.

Sir, There are some

Thai people in there.

Don't shoot! Don't shoot!

I am Thai!

It wasn't unfortunate

for us that the plane crashed.

We're unfortunate because

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