Scary Movie 2 Page #17

Synopsis: As the supernatural extension of the first film, "Scary Movie 2" casts its satirical eye on such iconic classics as "The Exorcist" and "Poltergeist," as well as the more recent films "Hannibal," "What Lies Beneath" and "The House on Haunted Hill." In addition to all things supernatural, it lunges even further, taking on pulp icons including "Charlie's Angels" and "Mission Impossible 2."
Genre: Comedy
Production: Dimension Films
  3 wins & 4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.3
Metacritic:
29
Rotten Tomatoes:
15%
R
Year:
2001
83 min
Website
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CINDY:

Thanks, I'll be fine.

Cindy closes the door and walks to her bed. She notices a

picture has fallen off the night stand.

Cindy places it back on the nightstand.

Cindy turns to climb into bed when she hears the picture

fall again. This time the frame breaks, revealing a key hidden

in the frame.

Cindy examines the key. She gets an idea.

Cindy retrieves the chest she found in the secret study form

beneath her bed. She places the key in the hole and turns

it.

The chest opens.

Cindy finds several items.

Pictures of Carolyn.

A diary.

An old fashioned dildo.

The pendant worn by Carolyn in the photos.

Cindy walks to the mirror, slowly placing the pendant around

her neck. She looks up into the mirror. Her eyes have a

strange look. She slowly turns and looks at the bedroom door.

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. KITCHEN -- LATER THAT NIGHT

The refrigerator door opens. We see the Professor looking

for a snack. He grabs an apple.

REVEAL:

Cindy wearing a sexy red dress ala "Michelle Pfeiffer."

CINDY:

Hello, Professor.

He smiles.

PROFESSOR:

Hello, Cindy...

She shakes her head.

CINDY:

Forbidden fruit.

She takes the apple.

CINDY:

Got a problem with that?

PROFESSOR:

Yeah, b*tch, give me my apple. What's

gotten into you?

He snatches the apple back.

Cindy walks over to a basket of fruit on the counter and

picks up a banana.

Provocatively, she peels it and, looking deep in his eyes,

she slips the banana into her mouth, sliding it in and out

simulating a blow job. Suddenly, the banana breaks off in

her throat and she starts to choke on it. She turns red,

gagging and coughing.

CINDY:

Gock -- gock -- gock...

Finally, realizing that something is wrong, the Professor

runs over to her and does the Heimlich on her. She finally

spits up a big chunk of banana and it plops on the floor.

Recovering, she sits back down on the stairs, continuing her

seduction. She picks up a whole pineapple and starts licking

it sexually and finally shoves the whole thing in her mouth,

again simulating a blow job.

ANGLE ON:

THE PROFESSOR:

He's getting back in the mood, getting turned on again.

PROFESSOR:

Ooo, yes.

ANGLE ON:

CINDY:

She drops the pineapple and picks up a watermelon, shoving

that in her mouth -- stretching out her mouth and face,

insanely. She slides it in and out of her mouth.

ANGLE ON:

THE PROFESSOR:

PROFESSOR:

Ohh... mmm...

Satisfied that the Professor is well turned on, Cindy drops

the watermelon. She then grabs a lit candle and struts to

the kitchen steps where she sits and places the candle between

her legs.

The Professor watches, seductively.

Cindy spreads her legs, lifts the front of her dress. A strong

gust of air comes from between her legs, blowing out the

candle. The wind is so strong, it begins to blow papers and

the Professor back.

CINDY:

There. That's better.

Cindy gets up and walks over to the Professor. Only the desk

stands between them. Cindy grabs him by his tie, choking him

as she pulls him up onto the table.

PROFESSOR:

I take it you're not mad at me.

CINDY:

I wouldn't go that far.

She grabs his belt and pulls him into her, then holds the

apple to his mouth. He takes a bite and she mashes it hard

into his mouth, then pulls it out along with his dentures.

He quickly pops them back into his mouth.

Cindy rips open his shirt to reveal unusually large nipples

for a man.

Then unbuckling his belt and pants to reveal an adult diaper

underneath.

She pushes him back onto the desk and straddles him.

PROFESSOR:

I don't like this, this...

CINDY:

(pinning him down)

Why don't you shut up, Professor?

Just relax.

Cindy reaches her hand down the Professor's pants. She feels

something then stops and stares deeply into the Professor's

eyes.

CINDY:

I think she's starting to suspect

something?

PROFESSOR:

(Confused)

Who?

Suddenly, Cindy's face turns into RAY'S FACE.

RAY:

Your wife!

The Professor screams, then pushed RAY off him. He gets up

from the desk and starts fixing his pants and runs out of

the room.

ANGLE ON:

Cindy's face as it morphs back.

CINDY:

Oh, my God. It happened right here.

She came home. She saw them.

PROFESSOR:

Saw who?!

CINDY:

Don't touch me!!

Cindy passes out.

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Alyson Fouse was born and raised in Compton, California by her two loving parents, Alvin and Mable Fouse. One of her earliest memories was sitting on her father's lap while he read her the Sunday comics. This lead to her love of reading. It wasn't until Alyson was a little girl in church that she realized she had a passion for writing, too. After hearing her mother read the church minutes she'd written in away that kept the congregation engaged and entertained. Alyson knew at that moment she wanted to become a writer. more…

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