Scary Movie 2 Page #18

Dwight rushes in, sees the Professor, his pants by his ankles,

and Cindy unconscious on the floor.

DWIGHT:

What the hell?!

PROFESSOR:

It's not what is looks like. She's

having a breakdown. Help me get her

to her room.

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. HELL HOUSE -- THE NEXT DAY

Clouds and an overcast sky set a dark mood over Hell House.

The grey skies tell us a storm is brewing.

CUT TO:

INT. FOYER -- CONTINUOUS

Buddy, coming down the main stairs notices the Professor

duck behind a door.

Buddy investigates, following the Professor.

CUT TO:

INT. BASEMENT -- CONTINUOUS

Buddy slowly creeps down the steps. He peeks around the

corner, keeping the Professor in sight. Buddy sees the

Professor enter the lab.

CUT TO:

INT. LAB -- CONTINUOUS

DWIGHT:

Professor, we need to talk.

PROFESSOR:

What is it, Dwight?

DWIGHT:

I think we should consider cutting

the experiment short.

PROFESSOR:

What?

DWIGHT:

The force in this house is far greater

than I anticipated. In one night I

recorded cold spots, shifting magnetic

fields, the E.U.P. is picking up

white sounds everywhere.

PROFESSOR:

That's why we came here, remember?

DWIGHT:

Yes, but I've seen the tapes. This

poltergeist is becoming increasingly

more violent. We all could be in

danger. I say we pull the plug.

PROFESSOR:

Whoa, Dwight, I say when we pull the

plug. Get a hold of yourself. Dwight,

we're on the verge of greatness and

I'm about this close to getting laid.

Now, the bus will be here on Monday.

Until then no one leaves.

CLOSE ON:

BUDDY:

He's been listening to everything.

PROFESSOR:

Now, here are the keys to the gate

and the cell phone. No one gets access

to either, understand?

Dwight nods yes.

CUT TO:

INT. SHORTY'S BEDROOM -- MOMENTS LATER

Shorty is watering the seed plant. It is a tremendous size.

It's as tall as a tree.

Shorty closes a window, and climbs into bed.

He reached over and sets his digital alarm clock to wake him

at "C.P. Time."

Next, he pulls back the covers on his bed and pops a gold

tooth out of his mouth. He then places it in a little

drawstring bag marked "Tooth Fairy" and puts it under his

pillow.

Finally, he closes his eyes.

Suddenly, he's awakened by the sound of rattling chains and

creaking floors.

SHORTY:

I can't sleep like this.

He pops a tape marked "Ghetto Lullabies" into his radio and

pushes the play button.

The sounds of gun fire, police sirens, and a WOMAN screaming

are heard.

WOMAN (V.O.)

They done killed my baby! Why Lord?!

Why?

SHORTY:

Ah, that's better.

Shorty tries to sleep, but just tosses and turns.

SHORTY:

I know what I need.

Shorty finds a joint and lights up.

CUT TO:

INT. ALEX'S BEDROOM -- CONTINUOUS

Alex is now pacing the floor, smoking a cigarette, pissed

off. She goes over to her "Ouija Board" and begins to try

summoning the ghost.

ALEX:

(moving the arrow

along the board)

Hello?... Ghost?... Baby, are you

there?... I've been waiting on you

for almost ten minutes now! Where

are you?

CUT TO:

INT. SHORTY'S BEDROOM -- MOMENTS LATER

Shorty, sitting up, totally stoned, talking to a "Wilson"

volleyball.

The rest of this scene to come.

CUT TO:

INT. ALEX'S BEDROOM -- MOMENTS LATER

Alex is now sitting on her knees in the middle of a circle

of candles. She's chanting as she rocks back and forth.

ALEX:

Oh, ghost of the night, I beseech

thee. Oh fickle fleeting ghost of

the night, I beseech thee.

Still no response.

ALEX:

(pissed)

F*** you! F*** you! F*** you!

She begins to tear up the room.

Smashing lamps and vases against the wall.

Ripping his portrait down and kicking it with her foot.

Tearing the feathers out of her pillows with her bare hands.

CUT TO:

INT. SHORTY'S BEDROOM -- MOMENTS LATER

Shorty lies in his bed, totally paranoid. His eyes wide with

fear. Every sound makes him jump.

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