Scary Movie 2 Page #20

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INT. BATHROOM -- CONTINUOUS

Cindy is still in the tub. As her eyes open. Terror crosses

her face.

The bath water is rising above her chest.

CLOSE ON:

Cindy's hand. She can barely move a finger.

CLOSE ON:

Cindy's foot. she wiggles it over to the chain holding the

plug.

The bath water is now at Cindy's mouth.

Cindy lifts the chain with her foot, then slams down her

heel up-ending the drain plug.

Relief... until she realizes the water is still rising.

Her foot digs down the drain and pulls out a clump of hair.

Water at her eyes and still rising.

Her foot hops out of the tub and grabs a plunger.

The foot plunges the drain. Still nothing. Water rising.

Cindy, head tipped back. All we see is nostrils.

Water spills out of the tub and onto the floor.

Cindy's foot grabs a pen and paper, writes a note, stuff it

in a bottle, and then tosses the bottle into the spilled

water.

The bottle floats away.

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INT. FOYER -- (OR WHATEVER ROOM EASIEST TO DO THIS GAG) --

Water pours in the room around the group's feet.

RAY:

I say we leave now.

Everyone agrees.

BRENDA:

Wait. I'm sensing someone else in

danger.

CRASH!!! A bottle smashes across Brenda's head.

SHORTY:

(holding a broken

bottle)

Don't start that sh*t again!

The note falls out of the bottle.

ALEX:

Look, a note.

BUDDY:

(reading note)

"Help, I'm drowning -- Cindy."

GROUP:

Cindy!!!

They all rush to the bathroom.

INT. BATHROOM -- CONTINUOUS

Cindy, totally submerged, staring fare to face with a whale.

Suddenly, she is lifted out of the tub.

BUDDY:

You okay?

Cindy nods "yes."

BUDDY:

Now we got everybody. Let's get out

of here.

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INT. KITCHEN -- A SHORT TIME LATER

ALEX:

She sings a happy tune as she cooks breakfast.

Cindy, Ray, Theo, and Brenda gather around the island. Shorty

enters.

SHORTY:

Damn, it smells good.

He reaches for a piece of bacon. Alex slaps his hand.

ALEX:

That's for someone special.

SHORTY:

I'm glad somebody got laid.

Alex smiles.

ALEX:

I never kiss and tell.

ANGLE ON:

THE ISLAND:

Shorty joins the group.

(Note:
During this scene, no one is paying attention to Alex)

SHORTY:

Yo, there's some freaky sh*t in this

house. Y'all hear that loud banging

and screaming?

ALEX:

(giggles)

Sorry about that.

CINDY:

Brenda was right. There's more to

the story than the Professor told

us. I found a secret room. It had

all these news clippings about Hugh

Kane. He was a very evil man.

ALEX:

(talking to the sky)

Ah, they just don't know you the way

I do.

CINDY:

I found a picture of his wife.

ALEX:

Wife?!

Alex grabs the plates of food and throws them in the trash.

ALEX:

Let that b*tch make you breakfast.

Cindy passes the picture to Theo.

THEO:

Wow! She looks just like you... except

she doesn't have as many split ends

as you and her skin isn't as oily.

Theo passes the picture to Ray.

RAY:

Yeah, and sometimes your eyes get

all squinty and it looks like you

got Down's Syndrome.

Brenda takes the picture from Ray.

BRENDA:

Yeah, girl, damn near twins... except

she's more sophisticated and classy.

You got that cute, trailer park look.

Brenda shows the picture to Shorty.

SHORTY:

No doubt... and her tits are perfect,

not at all pointy or funny looking.

You got them National Geographic

orangutan titties.

Cindy snatches the picture back.

CINDY:

Okay, I get the point.

THEO:

So, whatever happened to her?

CINDY:

She killed herself a week before he

died.

ALEX:

Oh, he was a widower. Why didn't you

say that?...

(addressing the sky)

Don't worry, sweetie, I can whip up

a new batch in a flash.

CINDY:

I think he wants me.

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