Scary Movie 2 Page #21

ALEX:

Ha! Right b*tch!

Everyone looks at Alex.

THEO:

Cindy, that does sound a little crazy.

Buddy enters.

BUDDY:

She's not crazy. I saw the picture,

and I'll tell you guys something

else, the Professor is up to

something. Him and Dwight got a whole

lab set up in the basement. We're

here for an experiment, alright, but

it ain't insomnia. I heard Dwight

tell the Professor there's a

poltergeist in this house and we

could be in danger.

THEO:

What? I'm getting outta here.

BUDDY:

We can't leave. The gates are locked

and Dwight is the only one with the

keys.

THEO:

Don't worry. Give me five minutes

alone with Dwight. I'll get the keys.

CUT TO:

INT. BASEMENT -- LATER

Dwight, working on equipment, is distracted. Theo, standing

in the doorway, dressed very sexy.

THEO:

Hello Dwight.

DWIGHT:

Hi.

Theo swaggers over to Dwight.

THEO:

What are you working on?

DWIGHT:

Just a little experiment.

Theo rubs his shoulders.

THEO:

Work, work, work. Is that all that

you do?

DWIGHT:

Well, there's a lot riding on this

project.

Theo straddles Dwight.

THEO:

The Professor might have everyone

else fooled, but I know who the real

brains of the operation is.

DWIGHT:

You do.

THEO:

That's what turns me on about you,

Dwight. You're so smart.

DWIGHT:

And sexy.

THEO:

Of course. So sexy.

She runs her fingers through his hair.

THEO:

Ooh, you hair is so soft and silky.

What do you use on it?

DWIGHT:

Just a little Rogaine.

Theo notices clumps of Dwight's hair has fallen out into her

hands. She wipes it on his shirt.

THEO:

And those sexy eyes.

She removes Dwight's glasses.

CLOSE ON:

Dwight's eyes, both looking in different directions. He has

no muscle control.

Theo quickly puts on his glasses.

THEO:

What do you say we put on some music?

Theo turns on the radio.

She turns to a station.

SONG ONE "WALK ON BY..."

She quickly changes the station.

SONG TWO "WALK THIS WAAAY!..."

Again, she changes the station.

SONG THREE "THESE BOOTS WERE MADE FOR WALKING..."

Theo turns off the radio.

THEO:

What do you say we make our own music?

She kneels in front of Dwight stroking his thighs.

THEO:

You know, Dwight, I hear you're the

only one who has the key to the gate.

DWIGHT:

That's right.

THEO:

What if I wanted to borrow those

keys?

DWIGHT:

Oh, I couldn't do that.

Theo unbuttons Dwight's pants.

THEO:

Sure you can, baby. Look, you help

by giving me the keys, and I'll help

by giving you...

She pulls his dick out and is about to give him a blow job.

DWIGHT:

I don't need your help. I can do it

myself.

Dwight starts sucking his own dick.

Theo looks on in shock. Dwight is going to town on himself.

Theo grabs an object and smashes Dwight in the head, knocking

him out cold. She rifles through his pockets and takes the

keys.

She exits.

CUT TO:

INT. LIVING ROOM -- MOMENTS LATER

The group is gathered in the living room. Shorty watches TV.

Theo rushes back to the group.

THEO:

(dangling keys)

I got 'em.

BUDDY:

Great! We should leave before it

starts to rain.

Suddenly, lightning and thunder. Rain pours against the

window.

THEO:

I say we wait till the rain lets up,

then we make a break for it.

ANGLE ON:

NEWSCASTER on TV.

NEWSCASTER:

This just in... Heavy rains will

continue to plague the region for

the next two days.

BRENDA:

We'll just call a taxi.

NEWSCASTER:

Now, an update on the recent taxi

strike. No progress in sight.

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