Scary Movie 4 Page #6

You're not dead.

- Brenda!

- Cindy!

Hey... could be worse.

- You want to switch?

- Okay.

Brenda, look!

I don't believe it!

The aliens killed a dinosaur!

Hello, humans.

Welcome to the inside of the command tripod.

Where's Rachel? What have

you done with my daughter?

All in good time, Tom.

But first, I want to play a game.

The devices you wear

will trigger in 60 seconds.

The switch on the wall

behind Cindy will disable them.

But where is the key?

I'll give you a hint, Cindy.

Let the game begin.

I... I don't get it.

Okay...

maybe this will help you "see."

You want me to... cut something?

That should be obvious, yes.

No.

No!

The key is behind your eye, okay?

Zoltar, get in here!

This one's gonna do it!

Fake eye.

Bad bar fight in '96.

Oh.

Oh... oh, I hope this doesn't

come between us.

Of course not.

Is it too late

for me to try this on?

Silence!

The game is not yet over.

- Rachel!

- Daddy!

- Robbie!

Daddy!

The only thing keeping

your children alive, Tom, is you.

Well, we had a good run.

Ha! You weren't expecting that,

were you?

On the contrary,

I was counting on it.

I call it..."the nutcracker."

Why?

Of course.

Tempura. Sushi. Sashimi!

Oh, my- Oh, my gosh.

Of course. Follow the blood.

Henry was his stepdad.

You're the little boy's real father!

Where did you even meet her?

It was spring break in Cabo. So what?

I blended in.

Seriously, who gives a crap?

What's this?

Enjoy your purple nurple, Tom.

Please, your son

wouldn't want this.

His soul walks the Earth because

of the pain you've caused him.

No. I have crossed a galaxy

for revenge.

But it's my fault.

Let the others go.

Oh, I don't think so.

Look upon him as he writhes!

Hey, Cindy!

Look, I'm on TV, y'all! Check it out!

I'm gonna give a shout out

to all my peeps!

Have you lost your mind?

No one... b*tch slaps... Brenda!

Zoltar, help!

Oh, oh!

This is some bullshit!

I know you hold a grudge against humanity

for your son's death, but-

Oh, wet willy!

Killing us won't bring

your little boy back.

No. You will all pay

for what you have done.

Besides,

I've already built this thing.

When the trap closes on you,

it will lock the chain in place.

Your children will be saved...

but you will suffer a terrible death.

Can you hang on

to the ones you love?

You have 60 seconds.

- No.

- Don't worry, kids. I won't quit on you.

It's okay to let go, Dad.

All you ever had to do

was show that you loved me.

And show me what it means

to be a man.

And show me

that I could love again.

We forgive you, Dad.

The spikes- they stopped!

- Kids!

- Daddy!

Are you... sparing our lives?

Anyone can hold a grudge...

but it takes real courage to forgive.

- The invasion is over.

- And?

And I guess I'm sorry or something.

I don't know.

Like you mean it.

Okay.

I'm sorry for killing millions of people.

Whatever!

Wait... where's Brenda?

What?

We're at peace now.

I was just sealing the deal.

Come on, Brenda. Let's go.

Bye, Zoltar!

Don't lose my number!

Tell me you didn't catch something.

Nah, it's cool.

She said she was a virgin.

We are so f***ed.

Mommy!

Thank you.

Hey, look, kids- Grandpa.

No, that's my new husband.

Oh, I think it's romantic-

the way love can find anyone.

And so, love triumphed in the end...

and the invaders were destroyed.

For this world, our world...

is the world of man.

We have earned the right

to live here...

and as long as we love,

humanity will prevail.

Each of our enemies has failed

in their quest to defeat us...

each has been undone

by their own nefarious plans.

Among all worlds,

across all galaxies...

we stand above, we stand alone.

None can threaten our existence,

none can challenge our spirit.

And why?

Of all the qualities

that make us unique...

it is love that is

our greatest strength...

and because of love, mankind-

Thank you.

Hello, and welcome to the show.

We have got a very special man

with some very special news.

That's right- he's in the building!

The man who saved the world!

Put your hands together

for Tom Ryan!

- Yes!

- My best friend.

Whoo!

- Wow.

- That's it?

Okay.

- So, you're in love.

- I am. I'm in love.

He's lost it.

The boy's lost it.

Yeah!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

- You are adorable when you are in love.

- Thank you.

- Tell us all about her.

- She's great. She's really terrific.

So it's complicated.

Yeah, you were saying

that-that she's complex, I guess.

Shut up!

- Ow!

- You're insane. Tom Ryan is insane!

- I'm insane!

- Are you happy?

- You're happy?

- I'm so happy. Hey! Look!

Whoa!

Tom. Okay, you've got balls.

Yeah!

Shoe!

I love Cindy Campbell!

I can jump on things!

Whoa!

Wowee-wowee-wowee-wowee-wowee!

Wowee- wowee-wowee-wowee!

Ya-ha! Whoa!

Okay, um, Tom...

isn't Cindy here?

I know she's here.

Cindy, I know you're in the building.

- Cindy! Cindy!

- Cindy! Cindy!

- Let's bring her out right now!

- I love this woman! I love this woman!

Oh, God! God!

Oh, God!

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