Scary Movie Page #7

INT. AUDITORIUM ' BALCONY ' NIGHT

Bobby, Cindy, and Greg watching Buffy on stage.

Greg cheers for Buffy.

GREG:

Whoa! That's my girl!

VOICE IN CROWD #1

Mine too!

VOICE IN CROWD #2

Yeah, I'm hittin' that too.

CINDY:

Hey, I'm gonna go downstairs so I

can get a closer seat. I'll see

you guys when it's over.

Cindy heads downstairs.

BOBBY:

Hey man, I'm gonna run to the head

real quick. Want me to bring you

back anything?

GREG:

Nah, I'm cool. Just hurry back.

She's gonna perform first.

BOBBY:

Don't worry, I'll be back.

INT. AUDITORIUM ' STAGE ' NIGHT

BACK TO THE PAGEANT

M.C.

And now for the question in the

spirit of Mother Theresa. What will

be your contribution to society contestant

#1?

TANYA:

I will heal the sick, feed the poor, and

never change my dress.

M.C. moves down the line.

MISS THANG:

Like Martin Luther King once said,

"Can't we all just get along?"

BUFFY:

I thought we discussed this last

night in your hotel room. You

said if I'

M.C. cuts her off.

M.C.

Let's go to the talent portion of the

show. Let's welcome contestant #3,

Buffy Gilmore.

Buffy crosses the stage.

M.C. (CONT'D)

Okay, Buffy, tell us what is your

talent this evening?

BUFFY:

Acting. I'll be doing a dramatic

reading.

INT. AUDITORIUM ' BALCONY ' NIGHT

GREG:

Yeah, baby, yeah!

INT. AUDITORIUM ' STAGE ' NIGHT

M.C.

Miss Buffy Gilmore doing a dramatic

reading.

M.C. steps offstage.

Buffy gathers herself, about to start, the audience is

quiet.

Buffy glances up to the balcony for one last reassuring

smile from Greg.

Suddenly, through the glare of the lights, she sees the

killer sneaking up behind Greg.

BUFFY:

Look out Greg! Look behind you! It's

him! It's the killer!

INT. AUDITORIUM ' BALCONY ' NIGHT

Too late. The killer grabs Greg and begins his brutal

attack.

BUFFY:

Oh my God! Somebody do something!

He's killing him!

The audience and judges murmuring and nodding. Their

impressed. "She's good". No

one realizes it's not a performance.

BUFFY (CONT'D)

You f***ing bastards! Why won't

anyone help?! Someone call an

ambulance! Greg hold on!

Buffy runs off stage.

The audience gives her a standing ovation.

M.C.

What a wonderful reading, ladies and

gentlemen! I think we have a winner,

Ms. Buffy Gilmore!

INT. AUDITORIUM ' BACKSTAGE ' NIGHT

Buffy trying to get to Greg. She is stopped by one of the

contestants.

TANYA:

You have to go back on stage!

BUFFY:

I have to get to Greg.

TANYA:

But you won! They're calling your

name.

BUFFY:

I won?

approaches.

CINDY:

Buffy, what happened? What about Greg?

BUFFY:

F*** Greg! I won!

TANYA:

Congratulations.

BUFFY:

Outta my way, loser.

Buffy pushes the contestant out of her way and rushes back

to the stage.

INT. AUDITORIUM ' STAGE ' NIGHT

The crowd applauds. Buffy waves. The former Miss Teen

approaches with a bouquet of

roses.

BUFFY:

Give me my crown b*tch!

Buffy snatches the crown off her head and places it on her

own.

All the contestants crowd around wishing Buffy congrats.

TANYA:

I guess you won.

BUFFY:

I guess you blew the wrong judge.

MISS THANG:

I'm so happy for you.

BUFFY:

No you're not.

The M.C. starts to sing.

M.C.

There she is, Miss Teen 99'

The audience applauds, tossing roses, and vases of roses.

Buffy walks down the runway. Smash! Crash! Vases crash

against her head.

INT. AUDITORIUM ' BALCONY ' NIGHT - (LATER)

BOBBY:

There's no sign of him anywhere.

CINDY:

He could have taken the body.

BOBBY:

Impossible. There's no blood.

Nothing.

Killer with bucket and mop, a plastic garbage bag with a

foot sticking out.

BUFFY:

It's probably Greg pulling one of his

dumb jokes. I'm sure he'll turn up.

He's probably at my house waiting for

me!

BOBBY:

Well, I'm gonna look around some more.

Cind, you mind catching a ride with

Buffy?

CINDY:

No problem. Call me later. Be careful.

BOBBY:

Don't worry. I will.

INT. CINDY'S BATHROOM ' NIGHT

Cindy sits at the edge of her bathtub, wearing only a towel.

She adds bubble bath to the

running water.

She lights candles, incense, and a menorah.

She drops her towel and steps into the sudsy bath. She

leans back and gives a deep sigh

of relaxation.

The phone rings, startling her. She eyes the phone

anxiously. RING. She picks it up.

CINDY:

Hello?

V.O.

Hello Cindy.

CINDY:

(alarmed)

Who is this?

V.O.

It's me, Bobby. You know,

your boyfriend?

She sighs, then grabs a razor a leans back to shave her

legs.

CINDY:

Sorry, guess I'm just a little jumpy.

Any sign of Greg?

V.O. BOBBY

No. Do you want me to come by?

She shaves her armpits.

CINDY:

No, I'm just going to take a bath,

then go to sleep.

She shaves her face.

V.O. BOBBY

O.K. Love you.

CINDY:

Love you too.

She hangs up, then relaxes back into the tub, closing her

eyes in tranquility.

BLOOP! BLOOP! Two of Cindy's fart bubbles rise to the

surface of the water. She

sighs.

She is in deep relaxation. A beat.

Phone rings startling her again.

CINDY (CONT'D)

Bobby, I told you '

V.O. KILLER

I know what you did on Halloween.

Cindy stands straight up in terror at the recognition of the

scary voice ' it's the same one

from the first scene.

The bubbles form a perfect two-piece bikini over her,

including straps and a bow.

Cindy slips on her nightgown and exits bathroom.

INT. CINDY'S UPSTAIRS HALLWAY ' NIGHT

CINDY:

Who is this? What do you want?

V.O. KILLER

To see your insides all over the floor.

Cindy runs downstairs and locks front door.

INT. CINDY'S LIVING ROOM ' NIGHT

V.O. KILLER

You're going to die tonight.

Blaring horn sound. Cindy is crying, panicking.

CINDY:

Leave me alone.

V.O. KILLER

I'm going to cut'

Suddenly, her call waiting goes off.

CINDY:

Um, hold on, I have another call.

V.O. KILLER

What..?!

Cindy clicks over.

CINDY:

Hello?

It's another teenager girl's voice on the other line.

V.O. JILL

Hey, Cindy, it's Jill. You remember that

hot blue miniskirt on sale at the mall?

I bought it.

CINDY:

(quickly recovering)

Get out' You are going to look so

gorgeous! I bet Dave would ask you out

if you wore that to school.

V.O. JILL

No way. He's such a major hotty.

Cindy's phone beeps.

CINDY:

Oh my God, I totally forgot, I've got

someone on the other line. I'll call you

back.

Cindy clicks over.

CINDY (CONT'D)

Sorry about that.

V.O. KILLER

Do you think this is a game? I'm gonna

gut you like a fish!

Cindy's back to freaking out again, screaming, crying,

running through the house.

CINDY:

I'm gonna call the police if you don't'

Her phone beeps again.

CINDY (CONT'D)

Hold on.

V.O. KILLER

No, don't answer. My phone bill is

already too high.

CINDY:

I'll just be a sec.

She clicks over. Another teenage girl on the line.

CINDY (CONT'D)

Hello?

V.O. KAREN

Cindy, it's Karen, Did you get the

notes in chemistry today?

CINDY:

(recovering, wiping the tears)

Yeah, I'll give them to you tomorrow.

Cindy's phone beeps.

CINDY (CONT'D)

I gotta run.

She clicks back over.

CINDY (CONT'D)

Hello?

V.O. OPERATOR

Hi, this is the operator. I have a

collect call from' Say your name,

sir.

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