School Dance Page #8

My wallet is retarded!

I get money Money I got!

Well I need a tip.

Then make that booty pop.

Make that booty pop.

Baby don't stop Drop!

Like, Uncle Snoop say,

"Drop it like it's hot"

One honey, two honey,

three honey, four

Five honey, six honey,

seven honey, more

I need a tip, tip, tip, tip

One honey, two honey,

three honey, four

Five honey, six honey,

seven honey, more

I need a tip, tip, tip, tip

What the hell is you doing, man?

Get up, man. Come on.

Sh*t!

Sh*t!

We're in the middle of a party.

I'm good. Thank you.

Get that brownie off my record!

Damn, if this'll ruin The Rangers'

chance to win the contest,

it'll ruin my chance

with Anastacia.

Oh, come on, buckaroo!

You got this.

Prairie Puff Man is right.

I can do this.

Yo, listen.

I can do this.

What do I got to lose?

Listen.

They call me J-Extra, Yeah boy, I'm next up

Lippin 'em, flippin 'em,

rippin 'em, yeah!

Tippin' them,

tippin' the scales

I used to be scared

But now I gotta man up!

Do it like my mamma told me,

"Why you got a tan?"

Smoke like the Prairie Puff

Man, have I had enough!

It's so tough,

so rough, so tough, tough!

But I just fell in

love with Anastacia

Yeah, do your thang, girl

I like how you love me

Go Jason!

I fucks with The Rangers!

Oh, my God!

You were amazing!

Yo, J-Extra.

You saved us, dawg!

You did that, my dude.

Respect!

Yo, Jay,

where did that come from?

I honestly couldn't even tell you,

it just, like, came to me.

Yo. You see this

right here, right?

Got someone who need that.

You know what I'm saying?

Somebody's about to walk away with $2,000.

You know what I'm saying?

DJ Felli Fel,

Power 106,

Unity in the Community.

It's been a great night.

And to announce your winner right now,

y'all give it up

for The New Boyz!

Yo, this was a dope-ass

night of performances.

Hell yeah.

Some of y'all did your thing tonight, man!

Some of y'all were

complete failures.

F***ing booty.

But yo, man, on the real though,

there can only be one winner.

And this group crushed it!

Murdered it! Killed it.

So, give it up for

tonight's winner!

Motherfucking...

Sweet Gyrls!

Huh?

We won!

This is so exciting!

Thank you!

My goodness!

Tell me that sh*t did

not just happen, bro.

Yo, I needed that two grand.

How did we lose?

We must've got these

niggas tripping, bro!

Yo, look at how high they are.

Don't even know who the f***

they're picking right now.

So excited!

Oh sh*t!

Day Day, it's 12:00.

Time for me to go face the music,

you feel me?

Wait. Hold up.

What's 12:
00?

Yo. That's the end of

the talent show, y'all.

Day Day, I know you don't want to

get into it with the Ese's, man.

Sh*t!

Yo Junior, I tried to get your money by

midnight. But I need some more time.

You can do whatever

you want to me.

But please,

don't hurt my family.

I ain't got insurance, Junior!

Junior says, "Time's up!"

Man, Day Day

ain't going nowhere.

You're going to

have to kill us all.

Cool.

No. F*** that.

It's cool, bro.

It's time for me to handle

this debt by myself.

Like a man. So what's up?

- What's up?

- Junior!

Flaco, no!

Anastacia, what are you doing here?

Get outta here, go!

Anastacia, go back to the gym.

We good, I promise.

Don't talk to my sister

like that, ese.

Stop it!

We'll blast through Mexicans tonight

for what they did to you, OG.

Man, f*** that nigga,

Junior, cuz!

What?

Nigga what?

Oh, we could've made some Mexican

c*nt salad around this motherf***er.

Now is the time, my son!

This is your hero moment!

Oh!

I'm fine!

Are you okay?

Oh, my God, Jason.

You're hurt.

Everybody, freeze!

What the hell is going on here? Yeah!

Stand back!

We got this.

Everybody freeze!

We got this.

We got this under control!

Great frickin' police work.

Can I just talk to him

for one second.

You got one minute, then we need to get

him to the hospital to get sewn up.

Look. I'm sorry

all this happened.

This whole money thing with Day Day and

your brother got way out of hand. And...

Playa, playa!

Day Day.

Appreciate your little homie

saving my sister.

You still owe Junior $2,000.

This ain't over.

What're you doing?

That's your prize money.

It's fine!

Jason told me to

give this to you.

And he got the drawers, too.

I'll take that.

And I will take that!

Hey Jay,

I appreciate the way you came through, bro!

That was some true

Ranger fashion. Salute.

I told you, man.

We family, and I consider y'all my friends.

Straight up, bro. You my friend.

And official Ranger member.

You deserve it!

Man, I'm just grateful y'all

helped me find the confidence

to get the girl of my dreams.

Ow!

Now, I'm going to the

hospital with my boyfriend.

Boyfriend? Papa ain't

gonna like that.

Oh, yeah? Well, he's just going to

have to deal with it! And so are you!

Uh-oh.

We gonna keep your

ass in our prayers.

Man, I wish I would've got shot.

What is you talking about?

Do you know how much ass I would've

gotten on Monday, if I got shot?

Wow!

God, man!

You see, that's

how it really went down.

Fairytale endings do really happen,

even in the hood.

Now all I need is a painless

circumcision and I'll be straight.

Who shot my baby?

Who shot my baby?

Everybody scatter!

Everybody could get some

of this lead tonight!

F***ing Kardashian

cheerleader b*tches!

You f***ing Rangers. I'll f***

'em and I'll kill you motherfuckers.

God damn it, everybody. You f***ing

writers. You raggedy-ass producers.

All you b*tches!

Everybody out there in the theater.

All you motherfucking

Slurpee-serving,

popcorn-buttering

motherfuckers!

And you b*tches. I tell you,

you better not be bootlegging my sh*t.

You better not

bootleg this sh*t.

I'll come out there

and I'll get you.

It's like in

a Freddy Krueger movie.

I'll be back and

get you in the sequel.

Motherfuckers! Deuce it!

You heard? What?

What the f*** going on

with the beats, y'all?

Hey nigga, f***!

Sh*t's speedin' up.

Sh*t, nigga!

I can't dance to this sh*t, nigga!

Sh*t, nigga!

Nigga, oh sh*t! I can't

catch my breath, nigga.

Oh sh*t, nigga.

I hate this sh*t!

Bounce, nigga, bounce!

Bounce, bounce nigga!

Come on!

F*** that sh*t, nigga!

Don't hate, participate.

F*** that, nigga.

I'm tired of this b*tch, nigga!

Oh, sh*t!

Nigga, I'm sweatin'

all around my second belly there.

Can this be a movie?

Like is this going

to be in the movies?

'Cause I can act.

Where are we starting?

From the top again, right?

What up, pretty b*tches?

I got p*ssy hair

tougher than you.

I f***ed up on that.

F***ers!

I'd like to f*** you, Chris Paul.

And if you look into the mirror,

you gonna think you look like

the little nigga on

The Lord of the Rings.

Give me the ring, Percy.

Get ready tonight, baby.

'Cause I'm gonna stick

this rat-tail up your ass.

And I like a woman that's

built like a mattress.

I'm gonna lay on you later.

I will.

Gonna stick my face in your ass.

With an antibiotic in my mouth.

Y'all better not move.

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