School Dance Page #7

Will do, sir.

Hey, y'all give it up

for the Supa Sizers, y'all!

Do the sh*t!

Do the sh*t!

Next two names are...

Jason and Anastacia.

Okay, I guess y'all

are not feeling the Supa Sizers.

The New Boyz are on their way and we

still got the talent contest coming up.

The Sweet Gyrls, The Rangers...

Seven minutes.

Have you done this before?

Nope.

Me either.

Kinda awkward, huh?

Yeah. Very.

Power 106!

We are broadcasting live from

Monte Vista High School,

it's all about

Unity in the Community.

And we're waiting on The New Boyz.

Where y'all at, man?

Hey, nigga. Wake the f*** up!

Yeah, nigga.

Man, f*** these niggas.

Hurry up

so we can bash this

thing at the lock-in.

All right, that's my nigga.

Now we're talking.

Whee!

What the f*** are you doing, man?

Get your ass out of my face!

Soft as a baby's butt!

Are you f***ing crazy?

Normally we have these

missions more intact.

But it seems that my partner has taken

some kind of controlled substance.

I'm R. Kelly, b*tch.

Mmm...

What the f*** are you doing?

Are you nuts?

Peaches! B*tch, bring your ass out

the house with my goddamn money.

I'll blow every window in that

raggedy f***in' condo out.

What the f***

are you doing, man?

Bring your ass out here!

I'm gonna kill you!

Oh!

One minute left!

So... There's no

chance that I can...

You're not getting my panties.

What?

I know all about it.

Julian told Becky,

who told Jasmine,

who told me all

about your mission.

Kinda stupid, huh?

Yeah.

And I can't go out like that.

I understand.

And honestly,

I respect you more for it.

Thanks.

You're sweet.

Doing good, cowboy.

Thanks, man.

Thanks for what?

Uh, nothing.

You like to talk to yourself a lot,

don't you?

Me? No.

It's okay.

I used to do

the same thing ever since

my mom died

when I was really young.

I had this toy unicorn that

I would always talk to.

It was my best friend.

Unicorns have a lot

of wisdom, you know?

I bet not as much as cowboys.

Unicorns don't exist, so...

You hit Bigfoot!

What the f*** did

you make me do?

I didn't hit Bigfoot.

Who gives a f***?

Look at the car!

Oh, f***!

Are we gonna help her?

I'm going to commandeer this vehicle.

I gotta get those guys.

Sorry, Bigfoot.

F***ing door doesn't work.

Follow me!

So sorry.

Follow me, you f***ing idiot.

Yes!

Hey, yo ladies,

make some noise for Floor Cat!

Not so fast, Day Day.

Wow. Looks like

everyone is hooking up.

You wanna dance?

Sure!

This is my song.

Sometimes you gotta love

your dance steps.

Oh!

Hey. We're here.

Yeah, you are here.

Get to the dance.

Yes, sir!

Get to the dance.

Punks!

Get your hands off my b*tch!

Now, get to the dance.

Get your hands... Get off me, boy!

Get to the dance!

Y'all ready, homie?

You ready, Cuz?

What about you?

Is you ready?

Uh-huh.

They whooped your ass, man.

They wouldn't have did

that to me, though.

I'll tell you that right now.

You know how I get.

Man, f*** that sh*t, man!

You ready to ride out or what, nigga?

Excuse me, say what?

Man, you heard me!

Come again, say what?

Man, why every time a nigga

say something to you, cuz,

you act like you can't hear me?

The f*** is wrong with you?

You go deaf from all them shots, nigga?

No nigga,

it was my mamma's p*ssy.

If I hadn't told you yet,

my mamma had an outbreak on her p*ssy lip

'cause she got herpes, right?

When she had me, the herpes hit my ear,

f***ed me all up.

What?

But we in good standing.

B*tch! B*tch nasty!

Excuse me, say what?

Nasty b*tch!

Come again, say what?

I know, let's ride!

We got The New Boyz

in the house!

Man.

How long do we have to wait

for to give the beat down?

Told you, Junior said midnight.

Sh*t! I'm bored, eh!

It's not fair.

What's not fair?

Anastacia and her friends and everybody

are partying and dancing the night away.

While we're just here.

Sitting and waiting.

Sh*t. I wanna dance.

F*** it. Dance, man!

Dance!

Hit it, Whispers!

Yeah!

Yeah, you tell them

to pull off that one!

That's all I gotta

say about that.

Ooh!

Oh, yeah!

I ripped my pants

and I don't care.

But it's talent

contest time, y'all.

If anybody out there

can use an extra $2,000,

you better be hot tonight!

All right?

So let's give it up right now

for our first contestants.

Make some noise

for the Sweet Gyrls!

Holla, holla, baby

Show me that

you really want me

'Cause I need to hear it

Uh-huh

Go ahead and push up on me

I can tell you really want

Really want me

Your kiss and your touch

Feels so damn good

Getting under my skin

Try to fight it

but I can't win

This is all your fault

Boy, I love

the way you touch me

Baby, you touch me

in the best way

I think I love you

What can I say?

Caught me by surprise

Oh!

Showed me your disguise

Made it to your arms

and I love it

Yeah, baby, baby

I love the way you touched me

Touched me!

Touch me, tease me

I'm trying to make it easy

You're singing to my tune

like your name is Lil Weezy

500 degrees

More than just breezy

Hot, but the flow

is snowman, cheesy!

And I want to

make it real with you

Show love, baby!

What?

I'm trying to settle down

Ain't nothing

I'll be scared of now

To the top of the world

We can soar for miles

Baby, let them haters hate

I'mma hold you down

Even though I didn't grow up

on your side of town

I'mma throw up your set

when we riding out

Baby, you touch me

in the best way

All right. Man,

you seeing this, my nigga?

It's cheating.

Caught me by surprise

Showed me your disguise

Made it to your arms

and I love it

Yeah, baby, baby

I love the way you touched me

Touched me!

Touched me!

Tastes like candy!

- Come on.

- Oh, hell no!

Y'all suck!

What's up, man?

That's how those pimp

bangers do it, homie!

Man! That sh*t

was horrible.

Hey man, your mama like it.

Shut up!

Yeah. What the hell

is RGOKY anyway?

Ranger Gang, Kill Yourselves.

Last but not least!

Now get out the way.

Give it up for The Rangers!

Come on!

One honey, two honey,

three honey, four

Five honey, six honey,

seven honey, more

I need a tip, tip

I got you babe!

One honey, two honey,

three honey, four

Five honey, six honey,

seven honey, more

I need a tip,

tip, tip, tip, tip

I said, it's 6:
00 in the morning

and she be tipping on my dick

Tipping on my dick tip

Tipping on my dick!

Make her scream "Rangers"

when I'm hitting that sh*t

Low riders,

can you fit up in my whip

I got a bad b*tch

but she wouldn't get evicted!

She gave me a lap dance,

now I'm addicted

Standing at attention

That's where my dick is

Counting all this money

Hi, momma, come and get this

One honey, two honey,

three honey, four

Five honey, six honey,

seven honey, more

I need a tip, tip, tip, tip

One honey, two honey,

three honey, four

Five honey, six honey,

seven honey, more

I need a tip, tip, tip, tip

Funky-fresh,

dressed to impress Ready to party!

White boys in my pocket

Hos feeling up my body

Cristal, OJ and Bacardi

Stupid paper

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