School Daze Page #10

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Bye, Quick Draw McGraw.

Monroe would've been in there

longer than that.

Yeah, I would've been in there

longer than that.

Shut up.

Damn. How long

that motherf***er been in there?

I'm going in there.

- She might've killed the boy.

- No.

Half-Pint! Half-Pint! Half-Pint!

- How was it?

- Was it like you had imagined it?

Or dreamed about?

From now on,

we're going to call you Full-Pint.

Speech! Speech!

- Lots of pressure, Pint.

- Wait, wait, wait.

Just let me walk Jane to her car, okay?

That's all I want to do.

Then I'll come back and tell you everything.

You the man, dude. You the man.

Don't flatter yourself.

Half-Pint, it wasn't for you.

Gamma men, it's been a good night.

- I'll see you all in the morning.

- Dog, good time.

- Good night.

- Good for Half-Pint.

- We're out of here.

- Big dog.

I did what you said.

Oh, yes? And what was that?

I did it.

You what?

- You told me.

- Wait, wait, wait a minute.

- You gave it up to Half-Pint?

- Yeah.

You gave it up?

How could you do this, Jane?

You told me.

How could you do this?

You boning my own frat brother?

No, I didn't tell you that.

The hell I told you that!

- What?

- Jane, I thought you loved me.

- I do love you.

- No. You don't love me.

No. No, you love what I stand for.

You love Gamma Phi Gamma.

- Julian.

- No.

You're in love

with Dean Big Brother Almighty.

- No, that's not true!

- You don't even see Julian anymore, Jane.

- How could you do this? How could you?

- Why are you doing this to me?

- Why am I...

- Why are you doing this to me?

You are blinded by the black and silver.

No, Jane.

- Jane, I'm sorry.

- I only wanted to love you.

Jane, you're wrong. You're wrong, Jane.

I've been trying to tell you this for so long.

- No!

- No. No. I am...

Jane, I am not here for you, anymore.

I want to tell you something.

This was your final test.

Your final test. And you failed, Jane.

Jane, you blew it.

You blew it. I'm sorry.

- What can I do?

- I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry, Jane.

- Please.

Julian.

Dap!

Dap! Open the door!

Dap!

- Are you out of your f***ing mind?

- I got to see Dap. I got to see my cousin.

It's a-motherfucking 5:00

in the motherfucking morning.

- He's sleeping. I'm sleeping.

- Get him up, then.

- F*** y'all, man!

- Yeah. Okay.

- Get him up.

- Right.

Dap!

Dap, open up. I know you're in there.

Come on. Open up.

- Dap, come on.

- What's the matter, man? You okay?

- I'm okay. Let me in.

- No. Rachel's sleeping.

- She's always sleeping over here, man.

- Yeah.

- What do you want, Darrell?

- Let me in.

Rachel's sleeping.

What do you want, Darrell?

- Check this out. I'm over. A Gamma man.

- Oh, sh*t.

- A Gamma man.

- All right. Congratulations.

- You didn't think I was gonna make it.

- No, I thought you was gonna make it.

No, okay. You're right. I didn't think

you was gonna make it. Congratulations.

I'm sorry.

It takes a real man to be a Gamma man...

- 'cause only a Gamma man...

- Yo, calm down. Calm down.

- G-Phi-G! Guess what.

- Yo, be quiet.

- What, what, what, what?

- Ain't no virgin no more.

- Really?

- Yeah.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Hold up. Hold up.

When did this minor miracle occur?

- Tonight. Tonight's my night.

- No sh*t?

- Guess who.

- Who?

Jane.

Yeah, right. Jane Toussaint, right?

- Fine-ass Jane.

- Yeah. Yeah, sure. You f***ed Julian's girl?

Big Brother Almighty hooked the sh*t up.

It was good.

Julian's girl, huh?

Yo, cuz, I f***ed the girl

like a Gamma man should.

- Yeah, I bet you did.

- Come on, Dap!

- What's wrong with you?

- Get off me, Dap!

- What the f*** is wrong with you, Darrell?

- I just got this sweater tonight, man!

You lucky you got your life now, man.

- Get off me!

- Why did you do that?

- You're just like the rest of them!

- Dap, get off of me.

- Get the f*** out of my face, man.

- You're not my cousin no more.

No, I'm not your cousin no more.

That bunch of p*ssy-school privates

is your family now.

- That's right, I'm a Gamma man.

- And I'm calling your mother...

- and I'm telling her what you did.

- It takes a real man to be a Gamma man...

It takes a real f***ing a**hole

to do what you did.

- Gamma!

- Get the f*** out of here.

Where you going?

- Out.

- Wait for me.

- Grady. Grady, wake up.

- What?

What the f*** is going on tonight?

Damn.

Wake up!

Hey, Jordan, wake up!

Wake up! Wake up!

Wake up, come on.

Come on, wake up. Wake up.

Wake up!

Wake up!

Wake up!

- Wake up!

- Dap!

Wake up!

Wake up!

Please...

wake up.

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