School Daze Page #9

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We of the eternal lantern...

guiding us through the misty mist...

and the dusty dust...

on the straight and narrow path.

Righter of the wrong, protector of the weak.

From the nipple to the bottle...

Gamma Phi Gamma!

Kiss my ass! 'Cause I'm a Gamma man!

This is your night, brother.

I'm telling you, this is your night.

We gonna hook you up personally.

Look, do me a favour. Hold this for me.

I'm gonna hook you up, man.

I'm telling you.

- Hi.

- Hi.

I'm telling you. We'll be right back.

- Let the games begin, brother.

- That's right.

All right.

Come on.

Still there?

Stay right there.

Sing

Walked in this place surprised to see

A big girl getting busy

Just rocking to the go-go beat

The way she shook her booty

Sure looked good to me

I said, "Come here, big girl

Won't you rock my world?

"Show that dance to me"

- She was

- Doing the butt

Hey, pretty, pretty

When you get that notion

Put your backfield in motion, hey

Doing the butt

Hey, sexy, sexy

Ain't nothing wrong

If you want to do the butt all night long

What you gonna do about it

Shake it

I took that girl out on the floor

She rocked me from the backside

We did the butt till it made me sore

Now, it's a physical thing

But not hard to do

You just shake, shake, shake, a-shake

Shake, shake, shake-a

Do the butt the whole night through

Come on

Doing the butt

Hey, pretty, pretty

When you get that notion

Put your backfield in motion, hey

Doing the butt

Hey, sexy, sexy

Ain't nothing wrong

If you want to do the butt all night long

That's right

Shake your butt

Come on. Give me that butt

Give me that butt

- Tanya got a big old butt

- Oh, yeah?

- Shirley got a big old butt

- Oh, yeah?

- Irene got a big old butt

- Oh, yeah?

- Theresa got a big old butt

- Big old butt

- I bet Sonya got a big old butt

- Oh, yeah?

- Melissa got a big old butt

- Oh, yeah?

- Old Tammy got a buffalo butt

- Oh, yeah?

- Little Keisha got a big old butt

- Big old butt

Give me the butt

Am I talking too loud?

Do you want me to shut up?

Well, bring me that girl with that big old butt

Sing it!

I want your butt, that butt

That big old, big old butt

Doing the butt

Pretty, pretty

When you get that notion

Put your backfield in motion, hey

Doing the butt

Hey, sexy, sexy

Ain't nothing wrong

If you want to do the butt all night long

- New York

- We got butt

- D.C.

- We got butt

L.A.

What do you got to say?

- Philly

- We got butt

- Atlanta

- We got butt

Baltimore. Won't you come and holler at me

- Sing it

- Doing the butt

Well, you did it. I'm proud of you.

Just remember one thing,

Big Brother Half-Pint.

Now you belong to my family.

Welcome home.

- Gamma.

- G-Phi-G.

Ain't nothing wrong

If you wanna do the butt all night long

Doing the butt

Hey, pretty, pretty

I want your butt, your butt

Just give me

Give me, give me your butt, hey

What a day

What a way

To behave

Will I win, lose, draw

Or be saved?

Oh, my heart says go

But my mind says no

My love

I've had plenty of time

To think over it

Plenty of time

To mull and reflect

There are things

To alert me

So that he

Would not desert me

I couldn't help but notice you

in this bathing suit.

You look... Nice, real nice.

You know what I thought about

when I first saw you?

Collard greens and corn bread,

I ain't gonna lie to you.

And Wilson Pickett.

I mean, you got, like, one of them

In-The-Midnight-Hour bodies, baby.

Hey, do you go swimming often?

I can't swim a lick, and I'm a Pisces.

Ain't that a trip?

What's your sign?

No, don't tell me. Let me guess.

Virgo. No, no, no.

I'm getting Capricorn vibes from you.

Should I go on and try

Or forget it?

Life is short

Will I live to regret it?

By your glance

This romance does say let it

Sweetheart

So be one

Be a fool

Go ahead

And fall in

Love

- Do you love me?

- Yes.

Do you really love Gamma Phi Gamma?

Yes.

Well, you're going to have to prove it.

I love you.

Gamma men!

Chucky.

Brothers, tonight is Half-Pint's night.

Look, I told your cousin

I was going to take care of you.

- So that's what I'm gonna do.

- Dean Big Brother Almighty.

What are you talking about?

Look, tonight, I'm going to give you

a very, very special gift...

from me... to you.

No, no. That's out.

Look, look, I told you

I wasn't pledging no virgins.

You're a Gamma man now.

It's time for you to become a real man.

Go, go, go, go!

I like that. I like to have a little fun.

Go, go, go!

Go, go, go!

Shut up!

Half-Pint, you wear her out...

like a natural Gamma man.

Gamma dog!

First time I've wished I was Half-Pint.

Shut up!

Yo, you gotta have a dick.

- Yes.

- Meow.

- Sh*t.

- You're a Gamma man now.

Prove that I did the right thing

by letting you go over.

Prove it.

- Work it.

- Want to borrow one of my prophylactics?

Do it, dude.

- Definitely...

- I said shut up, damn it!

- Jane, we don't got to do this.

- Shut up and get undressed.

Come here.

Grady, I'm hungry.

Can we go get some food?

I've got food in my room. What you want?

I got some Vienna sausage.

I got me some Underwood Deviled Ham,

some sardines...

some Premium Saltine Crackers.

I got all that.

No. You're so country.

I want some real food.

Oh, Lord.

My knee done went out on me again.

- What happened? You all right?

- I banged it up. I banged it up today.

I'll tell you what.

You take me to get some food, and I'll rub it.

Yeah.

- Is your roommate in?

- No. I got the room to myself.

Okay, because I need my privacy.

Yo, did you hear that?

I ain't heard nothing.

There it is again.

- Homeboy's doing okay.

- Yeah.

- He's doing the Gamma-slammer.

- There it is.

Work it, love-ski.

- One of y'all. Could you take Doris?

- Ain't nothing wrong with Doris, man.

She's the only woman on campus

that could look up to you.

- That's right.

- What you talking about?

Don't you feel good?

Damn, you ain't needing a girl anyway, man.

Stop crying.

Excuse me.

Move, man. Move out of the way.

Don't you see a lady present?

What's up, dude?

How are you gentlemen this fine night?

Y'all have a restful sleep.

I knew you was a Taurus.

You look so good, you ought to be on

Soul Train, you know that?

I'm going to put you on Dance Fever, baby.

Looky here, looky here, looky here.

Come on over here, girl.

Grady, we're not alone.

That ain't nothing

but a lumpy mattress, baby.

- That's your roommate in here.

- Lf you be quiet, they'll never even know.

I'm a silent lover, baby,

and if you don't scream, I sure won't holler.

- Will you let go?

- Baby. Come on.

- Get off me. Are you crazy?

- No. You crazy.

You call me when you get it together.

Babe, you almost stepped on my sneakers!

I'll call you in the morning.

Thanks for walking me back to my room.

I appreciate it.

- That was quick.

- She sure left in a huff, homeboy.

- I heard of premature, man, but sh*t...

- That's right, God damn it.

- You made it kind of quick.

- F*** all of y'all!

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