Scooby-Doo! Moon Monster Madness Page #3

We need to find air. Fast.

- There's a lat of air an Earth.

- And, like, no aliens.

We'll never make it

back to Earth in time.

Never make it?

- But there's nowhere else ta go.

- That's not entirely true.

There is one place.

Ahem. Shouldn't you be filming me

being dramatic?

- Oh, right.

- That's not entirely true.

There is one place.

You don't need air when something

takes your breath away.

SHANNON:
The Baron has been secretly

building an the dark side of the moan...

far aver 10 years.

It's quite an achievement, don't you think?

Furthering his dream of making

space travel available for anyone.

You're welcome, average people.

I guess he really is a man of mystery.

You are the first to experience

the very finest space has to offer.

[DAPHNE GIGGLES]

Welcome to Slymoon Prime.

The moon's first luxury resort.

It's not quite finished yet,

but the air generators are online...

and producing more air

than we could ever breathe.

- Your helmet?

- What'?

Ah, forget it.

Anything you want or need,

just ask a Slybot.

- That's why we made them.

HUDSON:
We?

Forgive me. Ha, ha. I had little to do

with actually building them.

Nothing but the money

ta make all of this possible.

This is Hudson,

my right-hand space man.

And my twin brother.

He made them.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING

OVER SPEAKER]

- Sorry.

- He's been here since Day 1.

Eleven years, two months, 12 days,

mast of it alone.

It's great to see friendly faces.

Or any faces at all.

[HUDSON CHUCKLES]

[WHIMPERS]

SCOOBY:

H u h?

This isn't all happening

in my head, is it?

- It's all real, right?

- Yes, it is, brother.

People, people, people! Ha, ha!

People, people, people!

You're really here!

You're all real. Ha, ha! It's been so lung.

I lave him, but he's a little add.

Hudson. Why don't you make

the introductions?

Ah. Yes, yes, yes. Introductions.

This is Frank, he keeps us all honest.

This is Linda, our ray of sunshine.

Here's Reggie, the comedian of the group.

[LAUGHING]

Goad one, Reggie.

Oh. Oh, that's funny.

[CLEARS THROAT]

And finally, there's Twiggy.

She's not happy with me at the moment.

We are having a disagreement.

Isn't that right?

Oh, is that so?

Well, we'll talk about this later.

Se, what can we do for you?

We need to patch and seal our air tanks.

Gonna need two welding rigs.

- Make it three.

- Like I said. Two.

Yes. Yes. Of course.

I'll put my best but an it.

That's Caroline Prime.

[SCOOBY GULPS]

Caroline. We have guests.

Stop. Stay.

She was just stacking supplies.

She can move thousands of fund crates

in a matter of minutes. Heh.

Food crates? Ha, ha! Like, I think

I found my favorite robot, Scoob.

Yeah, me tan.

AUDIENCE [OVER SPEAKER]:

Aw.

I don't trust anything

that's not human.

Maybe you shouldn't

get too close, U-Boat.

She's perfectly safe.

Wouldn't hurt a fly.

I checked her protocol myself.

She'll do anything we ask.

Watch. Sit.

Oh. Heh. Nat you. Caroline. Caroline, sit.

It'll take some time to

get the rigs prepped...

and of course you'll

be needing to

cri-gen-down the mag coils

in synth-mix first.

Right?

RIDLEY:

He said, the engines will need to coal.

That's right.

Oh.

[VELMA CLEARS THROAT]

- I speak nerd.

- Of course you do.

- Watch it, four eyes.

- Yau wear glasses tan.

- Pff. Whatever.

- Okay. Good. Good. Let's get to work.

- Might take a day or so.

DAPHNE:
Great.

That'll give us a

chance to find the alien.

Alien?

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING

OVER SPEAKER]

- Uh, you're not helping.

- Sorry.

That's what ripped the oxygen lines

an the Slystar One.

- It could be still unheard.

- Or around here somewhere.

Who knows what you saw.

It was probably nothing but space junk.

- Came an, Zip, let's get ta work.

- Right. Let's get ta work.

I'm afraid I have ta excuse myself

for a satellite interview.

Probably about some award the world

needs to bestow upon me. Heh.

Um, feel free to take

the Slymoon buggy ride.

It's fun out there.

New, watch me leave.

Like, dude, if the alien might be inside,

maybe we should go where it isn't.

Like, outside.

What do you say, old pal?

Yeah. Outside. I'm

right behind you, buddy.

So where should we start'?

I have to re-calibrate the oxygen

levels for the station.

More people, more air to breathe.

Shouldn't take tan lung.

I'll see you in a bit.

[DAPHNE CHUCKLES]

So, Clark, didn't you mention that you

wanted to do an exclusive expos...

an someone in the mystery-solving game?

That someone being me?

Hmph.

Oh, yeah. Well... Whoa!

- Knack, knack.

- I'm not home. But these guys are.

AUDIENCE [OVER SPEAKER]:

Aw.

Yeah! Whoa-hon!

Yeah. Scooby-Dooby-Dune.

[SCOOBY CHUCKLES]

Maybe that Cult guy was right, Scoob.

Maybe it wasn't an alien after all,

maybe it was just space junk.

[ECHOING] I mean, look at this place.

It's a regular junkyard.

Yeah, yeah. Space junkyard.

[CHUCKLES]

[SHAGGY GRUNTS]

One small step for a dag...

and one giant leap for me.

[SCOOBY CHUCKLES]

That's weird.

I thought we left the dark side

of the moan.

[SNARLING]

[sun BEEPS]

[BOTH YELLING]

[ROARS]

[WHIMPERING]

[BOTH YELLING AND WHIMPERING]

SHAGGY:
Zoinks, I missed.

SCOOBY:
I'll get you.

SCOOBY:

Shaggy, I'll save you!

SHAGGY:

Scoob, I'm getting seasick!

[BOTH YELLING AND WHIMPERING]

SHAGGY:

Huh? Hmm.

I think we last it, Scoob.

[SCOOBY WHIMPERING]

Like, we're totally sorry, Mr. U-Boat.

But that alien was chasing us.

Really? You must

have been scared.

Scared? Um, like, why

would you think that?

- That's okay. I get scared tan.

- Like, you get scared?

- Of what?

U-BOAT:
Of what?

Sharks, dentists, public

speaking, aliens...

mimes, the IRS, being in space,

lots of things.

Sometimes it's all in your head though.

The trick is finding something

that helps you deal with it.

- Like fond.

- Or music.

BOTH:
Or fond.

- Or exercise.

BOTH:
Or fond.

- Or maybe even...

BOTH:
Fund.

- Singing.

BOTH:

Or fond.

Singing? Ha, ha. Like, you sing?

[BOTH LAUGHING]

That's funny.

SINGING [IN HIGH VOICE]

"Fear" is just a word, a four-letter word

Like love and meat and made

Only just a word

A silly little word

So it doesn't make me afraid

Wow, t h at...

F, la-la la la

E, la-la la la

A, la-Ia la la

R:

Spells nothing you need to feel

Fear is just a word

A silly little word

So it doesn't make me afraid

Huh.

[noon CLOSES]

Wow, lack at all this coal stuff.

I don't even know what half of it dues.

Check this out.

Maybe you shouldn't touch that.

It's a coolant gel, used to extinguish

fires by... "totally immersing it in gel.

- Fred.

- Sorry, Daph. Let me...

Wow, lack at this thing.

I wouldn't touch that, Fred.

It's oxygen imbued liquid nitrogen.

If that goes off...

- Zip, what are you doing?

- I'm gonna get him out of there.

Really? You think that's a good idea?

You hear that?

It's really quiet. Peaceful.

- Na Fred talking.

- Oh, right.

[ZIP CHUCKLES]

Haw long can someone survive in that?

Depends. How long do you want to enjoy the

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