Scooby-Doo! Moon Monster Madness Page #4

blissful sound of not hearing his voice?

- Uh, half hour?

- Yeah. Sounds about right.

New, hand me those calipers.

[DAPHNE GRUNTING]

[BEEPING]

[SIZZLING]

Interesting.

I thought you didn't trust

anything that's not human.

A microwave isn't human.

Yet you let it make your food.

You'll be needing this, I suppose.

Another machine.

See? Machines are useful.

Machines are...

[U-BOAT GRUMBLES]

AUDIENCE [OVER SPEAKER]:

Och!

Jinkies.

You really don't like robots, do you?

I guess you don't take

to progress very well.

Progress?

You mean the sort of progress that put

automated machines in the car factories?

The sort of progress that put my father...

and hundreds of others like him

out of work when I was a kid?

That sort of progress?

Bay. If he had his way,

we wouldn't have planes...

let alone the technology

to fly to the moon.

Hmm.

Maybe U-Boat's right.

Maybe that alien was only in our heads.

Huh?

Yeah, just like that alien.

[GROWLING]

Yep, that alien's not really there.

Neither is that one.

SHAGGY:

Or that one.

[BOTH YELLING AND WHIMPERING]

Like, we last him,

I think we're okay, Scoob.

Yeah. More than okay.

There's no alien. Yup, no alien at all.

We're just hungry. That's all.

Yeah, we need to eat that alien away.

Yeah, I feel better already.

Me tan, Scoob. This spread is a... Huh?

[ALIEN GROWLING]

[SHAGGY E SCOOBY WHIMPERING]

[ROARS]

- I am so scared.

- Me tan.

Sorry, Mr. Alien, like,

this table is for two.

Plus, you can't reach it.

Unless aliens can jump really high.

Can aliens jump really high'?

[HIGH-PITCH SCREAMING]

[BOTH WHIMPERING]

[ROARS]

[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]

Sc you guys were an the very first

mission, right? That's so coal.

You probably have a huge following

on the Internet...

have your awn blag,

but it wasn't around then.

Heck, I don't think there were

even computers back then. Ha, ha.

- Ah, we should've left him in the ice.

- I still can't feel my fingers.

- Ew. What's that?

Condensation. Probably from the air vents.

- Looks like alien juice to me.

- And you've seen alien juice before?

Na. Nat exactly.

But if I were ta take a

guess at what it lacked

like, I would say it would

lack a lat like that.

Could this day get any worse?

[SHAGGY YELLS]

- What the blazes is going an?

- Alien. Big.

[WHIMPERS]

Chasing us.

It hates fund and likes melting brains.

- Maybe it's last.

- Or maybe it doesn't exist.

- Wait, where did you see an alien?

- Dude. Restaurant.

- And you left before you were done eating?

BOTH:
Uh-huh.

Shaggy and Scooby

would never leave food behind.

- Something was in that restaurant.

- And that's the truth.

- So help me, hot dogs.

- Okay, let's go take a look.

Oh, sure, why not?

I could use a good laugh.

[LAUGH TRACK PLAYING OVER SPEAKER]

That's not funny.

- Look at this. It's lucky no one's hurt.

- Tell that to the poor spring rolls.

Or to anybody replaced

by an alien impostor.

Because they do that.

Better the fund than the ship.

- Watch your mouth, Hollywood.

SCOOBY:
Grr!

Shaggy is very sensitive

when it comes to fond.

- Well, it could have been worse.

- Exactly. Goad paint, Daphne.

Yes, Daphne, well dune.

It's lucky we have a space expert

like you here.

- What's that about?

- I have an idea.

Talked to the chef Slybot.

He didn't say anything,

maybe because he's scared.

Or maybe because Slybots can't talk.

- Uh, right.

- So we have two witnesses.

Right. Who are eating raw fish

off the flour.

Come on, Zip, this is a joke.

There's no alien and we've gut work to do.

[BANG on DOOR] [BOTH SCREAM]

Like, dude, it's back.

Lacks like I missed one heck of a party.

Well, lack who shows up,

right after all the excitement.

Perfect timing, I'd say.

I was ta give a satellite interview,

about me, of course...

but it appears someone or something

put it out of commission.

- The satellite is out?

- We're cut off from Earth.

Na way of communicating to anyone.

[SHANNON E DAPHNE GASP]

- It must have happened right before...

- The alien attack.

Don't worry, folks. I'll be fine.

Besides, Hudson is an it.

HUDSON:

Mm-hm.

And the Slybots are preparing

more food as we speak.

- Wow, awesome boots.

- Yes, they are awesome.

Because they are on me. They're my

brother's latest magnaboot prototype.

It creates a pressure-sensitive

electromagnetic field for attraction.

I think you might know a thing or two

about electromagnetic attraction.

- Am I right?

- Yau can't be serious.

I think I may throw up. Really?

Are you serious?

- Sorry.

- And repulsion.

- That's more accurate, I'd say.

- Very handy in space.

Handy for creating a spectacle too.

No one creates a spectacle quite like you.

Heh. Spectacle?

Right you are, Velma Dinkley.

And an alien attack is the greatest

spectacle cf all, no?

Are you suggesting I had something

ta do with this alien situation?

Well, if the boat fits...

[LAUGHING]

I wish I had thought of it.

And I probably would

have, if I wasn't tan

busy doing interviews

about haw awesome I am.

An alien encounter is a

publicity gold mine.

There's only one thing

that would top it.

- An alien space battle?

- Well...

DAPHNE:
Or an alien wedding?

- Na.

- Haw about an alien cock-off?

- Na.

An alien in captivity.

Tan bad for you there's

no alien to capture.

- Yau can't say for certain that...

- Oh, yes, I can.

Last count, I'm pretty sure Cult and I have

been to space a whale lat more times...

Gentlemen. Ladies. Please.

It's been a long day.

We're all tired, and maybe

it's making us a little uneasy.

- Why don't we all get some sleep?

- Excellent suggestion, Shannon.

I'm glad I thought of it.

A few hours' sleep will do us all good.

The Slystar should be ready by then tan.

Right, brother?

Yes. Uh-huh.

[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]

Like, man, I don't know about you guys,

but I won't be getting much sleep...

- ...with that alien still out there.

- Yeah, me neither.

- Guys. There is no alien.

- But, Velma, we all saw it.

Oh, I forgot.

You're the expert now.

Are you still mad at me because

I scared higher than you an the test?

And have better hair?

Guys. I need you to take

a break from arguing. We're a team.

There's only one way to find out

if this alien is real or not.

We've gotta catch it.

[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS

THEN DOOR OPENS]

Did someone say, "catch an alien"?

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS OVER SPEAKER]

[BELL DINGS]

This is gonna be the

greatest alien trap ever.

Isn't this technically

the first alien trap ever?

- It's also an act of war.

- All the more reason to make it perfect.

Plus I wanna impress Zip and Cult.

Kind of tough to impress them

if they aren't here.

Have you considered that they may not warm

up to you, no matter what you do?

- Na. Why?

- Ah. Na reason.

Aliens would laugh at this trap

if they had a sense of humor.

But they don't.

[VELMA SIGHS]

Okay, for fun, let's say aliens are real.

What do you think is gonna happen?

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