Scooby Doo and the Goblin King Page #3

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This time of year

The coast is clear

To cause a terrible fright

ALL:

We go bump in the night

It'll be out of sight

GIRLS:

We come out for a bite

ALL:

Tonight, we toast

To ghouls and ghosts

Who haunt the pale moonlight

Whoo

What goes bump

in the night?

ALL:

We go bump in the night

[UNINTELLIGIBLE MUMBLING]

We go bump in the night

[SNICKERING]

[GASPS, SNICKERS]

So if you're new

Here's what

You do

Take your turn and sing

Like, anybody know

The way

To the castle

Of the Goblin King?

[MUSIC STOPS]

ALL:

Goblin King?

[SHRIEKS]

[ALL SCREAM]

[SCREAMS]

[CROAKING]

[SCREAMS]

[SHRIEKS]

Like, was it something

we said?

GOBLIN 1:

Goblin patrol!

GOBLIN 2:

Hold it right there.

Ooh. You've

done it now, boys.

No one dares speak

of the Goblin King.

Ooh! Ow!

What'd you do that for?

You said "Goblin King."

Ow! Hey.

Don't say

"Goblin King."

You said it first.

Did not. You started it.

No, I have a right to.

You said it first.

[QUIETLY]

Come on, Scoob.

Right now is our chance

to vamoose.

GOBLIN 2:
Wait--

GOBLIN 1:
You said it first.

I can do what I want,

because I'm the first one in.

Hang on there.

Just where do you think

you're going?

It's off to the goblin

dungeons for you.

CREATURE:

Come on, the party's

just getting started.

So tell me, goblin boy,

is this a private fight,

or can anybody join in?

Like, why not?

Ha. The more the scarier.

[LAUGHS]

Step aside, you.

Nobody messes with

the Shadow Goblins.

Ooh. What are you gonna do,

breathe on me?

[CACKLES]

If you wanna go

a few rounds

with old Jack O' Lantern

right here, right now,

let's rumble.

Oh, oh, oh-- Hey--

Hey, come on,

take it easy there, Jack.

Come on, we're only

doing our jobs. Please.

Wait till we tell

the Goblin King about this.

You're gonna be

in so much trouble.

Shut it, will you?

Hey, what'd I say?

You said "Goblin King."

You got me-- You wanna

get me in trouble.

You're the one

in trouble.

You're the one that

says it all the time.

JACK:

Hey, come on.

This place is dead. Ha-ha.

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[LAUGHING]

You better watch it.

The last thing

you want tonight

are those good-for-nothing

goblins coming after you.

But I gotta

give you props.

[LAUGHS]

The Goblin King's

castle?

What a riot. You guys

are whacked. I love it.

[LAUGHING]

So, like, does that

mean you'll help us?

Look, you guys

crack me up,

but I can't

hang with you.

I got my own deadline

tonight.

See my candle?

[]

That's how long I got

to get my Halloween on.

Once it burns out,

I'm burned out.

You know what

I'm saying?

[HORSE WHINNYING]

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

[WHINNYING]

[BOTH GASP]

Like, who's the creep

with the missing cranium?

The Headless

Horseman.

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

[WHINNYING]

I am so tired of

working with this guy.

Quick, y--

You gotta help me.

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

[]

[HORSE WHINNYING]

[SNORTS]

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

[SCREAMS]

Zoinks!

[YELLING]

[WHINNIES]

[BOTH YELL]

[WHINNIES]

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

[BOTH WHIMPERING]

"Shield of safety."

[GIGGLING]

[WHINNYING]

[YELLS]

Huh?

[YELPS]

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

[PANTING]

"Wall of gnome!"

[GIGGLING]

[ALL YELLING]

"Force of flowers."

"Clown calamity."

"Baby on a frog."

[CROAKING]

[WHINNIES]

[YELLING]

Oh, the magic cards.

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[PANTING]

[WHINNIES]

[YELLS]

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

Scooby-dooby-doo!

Ow. Ooh-ooh. Ow.

I got him.

[WHIMPERING]

[WHINNYING]

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JACK:

Head for the covered bridge.

It's our only chance.

[JACK SCREAMING]

[HORSE SNORTS]

[YELLING]

Zoinks. Like,

why did he stop?

Well, duh. That's

the Horseman's one fatal flaw:

He can't cross

covered bridges.

[WHINNIES]

Ha-ha.

Like, I guess it's true

what they say:

"It's tough to get 'a head'

in this town."

[ALL LAUGHING]

[]

FREDDY:

Shaggy, Scooby.

Huh. Guess they're

not here either.

This place is deserted.

Not quite. Look.

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[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

Mirror, mirror on the wall,

who's the most dreadful

goblin of all?

What wizard

dare disturb

the great Goblin King?

[ALL GASP]

Greetings, your royal awfulness.

The Amazing Krudsky,

at your service.

Foolish mortal.

To what purpose

do you summon

the ruler of

the goblin hordes?

Say hello to my little

fairy friend.

[GASPS]

Fairy Princess Willow.

Jeepers. A real-life fairy.

Maybe Krudsky's magic

is real after all.

But that's

impossible.

Rational mind...

shutting down.

Ooh.

What loathsome

trickery is this?

No tricks. Only a trade.

Meet me at the clock tower,

midnight...ish.

There I shall

release her to you

in return for

your Goblin Scepter.

Most foul and wicked wizard.

You tempt powers

beyond your grasp.

[GROWLS]

You shall regret this.

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

Soon, all the powers

of Halloween

shall be mine.

And then I'll show

that scruffy slacker

and his mangy mutt,

Scooby-Doo,

a magic trick

they'll never forget.

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

[]

Shaggy and Scooby

are in big trouble.

We've gotta find them before

that whacked-out warlock does.

And what about that

adorable little fairy?

We can't just let that icky

Goblin King take her away.

Right, Velma?

[GROANING]

[LIPS SMACKING]

Oh, no.

Velma's fried.

All this must have

overloaded her rational brain.

Then it's up to us, Daphne.

We've gotta get over to that

clock tower before midnight

and set a trap

for that magic maniac.

Come on.

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[CREATURE SCREECHING, CAWING]

End of the line,

guys.

There's the witch's hut,

just like I promised.

Look, I gotta bounce,

but they can help you

find the Goblin Castle.

You know, assuming they don't,

uh, eat you first.

Eat us?

Eat us?

Are you sure you won't

come with us, Jack?

Sorry, guys. But those old bags

take one look at me and,

splat, I'm pumpkin pie.

You know what I'm saying?

But, like, how are we gonna

get along without you?

We haven't got

any magic left.

Yeah. How?

Are you kidding?

You guys rescued me

from the "Brainless"

Horseman, hello?

That took

real courage.

And everybody

knows courage

is the most powerful

magic of all.

Like, I hate to

tell you,

but that wasn't courage.

That was panic.

Hey, whatever you call it,

it's working for you.

Keep it unreal,

and happy Halloween!

[]

[SIGHS]

[LIQUID BUBBLING]

Boil and bubble,

toil and trouble

If it's too weak,

then make it a double

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[MEOWS]

[LAUGHING]

For once in our lives,

Scoob, like,

I hope we're

too late for supper.

It is very rude

to linger in doorways.

[BOTH GRUNT]

[BOTH WHIMPERING]

Eye of snake

and tongue of rat

Pie of rhubarb, wing of bat

[LAUGHING]

There, now.

It's almost ready.

Here. Taste.

Uh. Uh, no, thanks.

I'd really rather--

Mm?

Boy. Do I feel sluggish

all of a sudden.

Zoinks!

Hmm. I knew it.

Not enough

dragon's tooth.

Uh-oh.

[MEOWS]

[GROWLING]

[SCREAMING]

Meow.

[LAUGHING]

Like, hang on, Scoob.

We gotta make a beeline

from this feline.

[MEOWING]

[PANTING]

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