Scooby Doo and the Goblin King Page #4

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No. No, no, no.

This will never do.

Ohh. Hm? Oh.

Quite right.

More meat on them

this way.

Come, my sweets.

We'd just love to

have you for dinner.

[WITCHES LAUGHING

MANIACALLY]

[BOTH GASP]

[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]

Wish we could stay,

but you see,

we just stopped in

to ask for directions.

Uh-huh.

Yes. We can

guide you to

the hidden lair

of the Goblin King.

But first,

you must help us.

[ALL LAUGHING]

[]

There are bad omens

everywhere tonight.

Some dark force

has upset

the supernatural

balance.

Catastrophe rides

on the wind.

I'm afraid I've had to cancel

my midnight ride.

Naturally, my magic broomstick

is devastated.

BOTH:

M-m-m-m-magic broomstick?

Poor thing. He was

so looking forward to it.

It's very bad

to break

a magic broom's

spirit.

Once broken, they are

never the same again.

All right, Broomy.

Enough moping.

These nice boys are going to

take you out for a spin.

Aren't you, boys?

Scoob, old buddy, like,

why do I get the feeling

that we're the ones

about to get spun?

Oh, no.

Now, hold on tight.

Lean forward for faster,

back to slow down.

And watch out. He's got

a wild streak in him.

Just loves to take off

on you. But don't let him.

Like, got all that,

Scoob?

No.

[WHIMPERS]

Here, you'll need this

to get inside the castle.

It's magic potion.

My own secret

recipe,

made from Scratch.

Poor old

Scratch.

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Take them to

the Old Oak Grove.

From there,

the fairies will

guide you to

the Goblin Castle.

But beware.

It's a hideous place

filled with the most horrible

monsters imaginable.

And do write.

[]

[BOTH YELLING]

[BANGING]

Hm.

Hm.

[LAUGHS]

Hey, Scoob.

I think we're getting

the hang of this thing.

Scooby-dooby-doo!

[CHUCKLING]

Hey, look. Ha.

Let's shoot 'em down.

Bring out

the goblin blaster.

[]

[SIREN WAILING]

[BOTH GASP]

Get 'em. Get 'em.

BOTH:

Whoa!

[YELPS]

[SCOOBY WHIMPERING]

[BOTH YELPING]

Fire.

[SHAGGY SCREAMING]

[GASPS]

SHAGGY:

Mayday. Mayday.

We're going down.

[SCOOBY-DOO HOWLING]

[]

[WHIMPERS]

Hmm?

[CONFUSED WHIMPER]

[BOTH GRUNT]

Oh.

Huh?

Hmm?

[BOTH GASP]

BOTH:

Ooh.

[]

[GULPS]

Like, are we dead?

VOICE 1:

Hee-hee-hee!

Of course you're not dead.

VOICE 2:

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

You big sillies.

Hee-hee-hee!

Name's Sparkplug.

[YELPS]

I'm Honeybee.

[WHIMPERS]

[TEETH CHATTERING]

And I'm Tiddlywink.

Welcome to

the City of the Fairies.

[]

[GASPS]

Look over here.

Your broomstick.

SHAGGY:

Oh, no. Poor Broomy.

[HOWLS]

Broomy.

Don't worry.

[WHISTLES]

A little fairy magic will

have him fixed up in no time.

[]

Wow. Ah-ha-ha!

Like, who knew fairies

could be so friendly?

SPARKPLUG:

Of course.

TIDDLYWINK:

We fairies use only good magic,

balancing out

all the bad magic

used by the Shadow Goblins.

But tonight, the balance

is shifting.

I fear something terrible

is happening.

We know all about it.

If we can catch a lift

to the Goblin Castle,

we may be able to stop it.

We can show you

the way,

but you'll never

get inside.

The castle will be

crawling with guards

for the Goblins' Rave.

BOTH:

G-G-G-Goblins' Rave?

Yeah. She's

right.

You'll never

get in.

It's totally the biggest

party of the year.

You don't say.

[LAUGHS]

If there's one thing

we know how to do,

it's crash

a party.

Yeah.

[LAUGHS]

[THUNDER CRASHING]

[]

HONEYBEE:

The Goblin Graveyard

hides the secret entrance,

but it's only

a one-way trip.

[BELL DINGS]

[RUMBLING]

SPARKPLUG:

Express elevator going down.

[BOTH WHIMPERING]

Like, on second thought,

maybe we should

just take the stairs.

FAIRIES:

In you go.

[BOTH WHIMPERING]

HONEYBEE:

Bye-bye.

[BOTH SCREAMING]

[]

SHAGGY:

Zoinks! Like, first floor,

creepy Goblin Castle.

[SCOOBY WHIMPERING]

GOBLIN 1:

Come on. Back up.

Knock it off, knock it off.

You, get a shower.

You stink.

You ain't on the list,

you ain't getting in.

[CACKLES]

Losers.

[MOANING, YELLING]

[ELECTRONIC MUSIC

PLAYING INSIDE]

Okay, Scoob.

[HISSING]

Here goes.

Over the lips

and past the gums.

Look out, stomach. You're

not gonna like this.

[GULPING]

[WHIMPERS]

Oh, boy.

[GULPING]

[GRUMBLING]

SHAGGY [FALSETTO]:

Hee-hee-hee-hee!

Hello, boys.

BOTH:

Huh?

[GOBLINS OOHING, AHHING]

Hello.

[GIGGLING]

[BOTH WHOOPING AND HOWLING]

[LAUGHING]

Hello, pretty ladies.

[CACKLES]

Hi, gals. Heh.

We-- We, uh--

We don't see

your kind around here

too often.

[SNICKERS]

Oh. Ha-ha-ha!

I bet you say that to

all your goblin girlfriends.

[GRUNTS]

[LAUGHING]

We just love

goblin parties.

Like, tell me,

gruesome.

[]

Any chance you could

sneak us in?

[CHUCKLES]

Well, uh, I don't know, uh...

All right. All right.

I'm gonna get in trouble

for this, but...

in you go.

Like, thanks, you big,

horrible thing, you.

[]

She had it all going on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But

did you see her friend?

[SMOOCHES, BLOWS]

[GIGGLES]

Ew. What a dog.

[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[GOBLINS LAUGHING]

GOBLIN 3:

Rock 'n' roll, baby.

Rock 'n' roll.

It's midnight tonight.

It's Halloween.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Shaggy, look.

SHAGGY:

That must be

His Royal Rottenness himself.

And look. There's

the Goblin Scepter.

Zoinks! Only five minutes

till midnight.

We gotta grab the scepter

and hightail it out of here.

Like, on the count

of three. Ready?

One, two...

three.

Well...

hello, my lovelies.

[]

[GRUNTS]

Don't be

shy, now.

Let's have a dance.

Dance? Now?

Hit it.

[GOBLINS CHEER]

[PLAYING JAZZ]

[WHIMPERS]

GOBLIN 4:

Swing it, boys!

Yeah, dig that sound

From underground

They're gettin' down

In Goblin Town

Where wrong is right

It's out of sight

We sleep all day

And dance all night

WOMEN:

Goblin oogie-boogie

It's the biggest

Night of the year

Goblin oogie-boogie

Baby, Halloween is here

[ALL WHOOP]

Goblin oogie-boogie

Oogie-boogie-woogie

[MAN SCATTING]

Tonight, you're gonna

Get your chance

To get out on the floor

And dance

Zoinks!

[NORMAL VOICE]

Like, only one minute

till midnight, Scoob.

We do our voodoo

On Halloween night

WOMEN:

As the bassists

Slap in time

You're gonna flip

When you hear the rhyme

Flap your wings

And stamp your feet

In your bones

You can feel the beat

Goblin oogie-boogie

GOBLIN 4:

Get your groove

And give a cheer

Goblin oogie-boogie

And the king

Will take it from here

Huh?

Uh-oh.

[GULPS]

What's this?

[SMOOCHES]

[GIGGLING]

[SPITTING]

Way to go, Scoob,

old buddy. Ha!

Gangway.

Impostors.

Seize them!

[GOBLINS CHATTERING]

Oh.

Left turn, Scoob.

Right turn,

Scoob.

Whoa!

Like, dead end.

[GOBLINS CACKLING,

SCOOBY WHIMPERS]

Who dares disrupt

the Goblins' Rave?

Like, don't

mind us.

We were just

leaving.

Whoa!

[BOTH WHIMPERING]

[CLOCK CHIMING]

Then the goblin hour

has arrived.

[]

You are free,

my minions.

[GOBLINS CHATTERING, CACKLING]

Go forth this night,

and let goblin mischief reign!

[CACKLING]

[CHAINS CLANKING]

[GOBLIN 1

CHUCKLING]

O great one,

what you want

we should do with them?

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