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There's no downside.

I could think of, like,

100 downsides, Jason.

Just go over there.

I'll borrow some clothes

from Marty for you, okay?

And then you go

hit on her, come on!

We're in a casino.

Let's have fun.

Yes!

I am Hugo!

I'm Hugo.

Hey.

Is it cool if I sit here?

Are you sure you wanna do that?

Yeah, why wouldn't I?

Well, I mean,

you've heard the stories.

Nice guy has drinks with a

strange girl in a casino,

she gets him up to her room,

one thing leads to another,

he wakes up three days later

missing a kidney.

Yeah, well,

I don't have that much time,

so I think I'll take my chances.

That's a spooky shirt.

Are you a magician?

You know what?

I borrowed this, actually.

But careful,

I will cast a spell on you.

You'll have sex with me

and you won't even know it.

Not against your will.

That's...

That's rape.

I love it.

You're hilarious.

Two vodka gimlets,

compliments of the Amazing Hugo.

You know the Amazing Hugo?

Yeah, well, I come here

a lot on business.

You're cute.

Thank you.

Hi.

Hello.

What... What happened?

Well, you passed out.

Are we...

Are we having sex?

No, I'm sorry.

We're not.

I'm prepping you.

Prepping me?

Ooh.

I need to be prepped.

Wait a minute.

Are you taking my kidney?

Yes, I am.

I'm afraid so.

Why are your clothes off?

Because I didn't

want to get blood on them.

Why can't I move my arms?

Why can't I move my arms?

Because

you're paralyzed. See?

My God!

You're really not even

supposed to be conscious.

What?

Hugo?

Why the f*** is he awake?

Boom!

The Amazing Hugo?

Yeah, you a fan?

Not really a fan.

Ha-ha. Whatever.

What's up with the anesthesia?

I'm not using it.

I'm using tranquilizers

on this one.

You're using

tranquilizers? Why?

Because amethocaine

is expensive.

I wonder why.

Probably because it works.

Hey, he's numb, isn't he?

Don't you... Don't you usually

take kidneys from the back?

Yeah, that's how doctors do it.

We go in the front, though.

Just scoop everything out

until we find the kidney,

just rip that out,

throw it in a cooler and we are

outta here while you bleed out.

This is like a giant,

human-sized game of Operation for us.

Be careful,

don't touch the sides!

Stop it!

Stop messing with him!

What? So?

This is not good for business.

We don't want a stressed kidney.

You think

he's freaked out now?

Wait till we cut him open and

his guts spill out onto the bed,

like a f***ing piata

full of garbage.

He's probably gonna

be screaming, too.

And crying.

You're being a real

f***ing b*tch about this, man.

Can you imagine looking down

and just seeing the insides

of your own body?

I mean, right? Just like...

Everything spilling out.

Guts and viscera.

What's viscera?

Viscera is all the inside stuff

that doesn't even have names.

You're gonna die.

Stop it. Would you

stop messing with him?

What?

You f***ing idiot.

Please, please

I love it when they beg.

Like a tiny baby.

Don't, don't, don't.

Don't do this, please, please.

I can give you money.

Look at him.

He has so much raw fear in his eyes.

Yeah.

It's kind of creeping me out.

F***! You can't do this!

You can't do this!

What is that?

No, no, no! Problem solved.

Look at that.

Hey, buddy? Hey, guy?

Hey, little fella.

s it a sad day for you?

Look in my eyes. Look in my eyes.

I don't want to.

Hey, sad eyes, look at me.

Look at me! I don't want to!

Look at me!

I'm the last face

you're ever gonna see.

My God!

Okay, buddy.

You hang out here.

We'll be back in a couple minutes.

We gotta keep prepping.

Stay right there.

You're adorable.

No.

Okay.

You say you're

telepathic, Jason?

Now's your chance to prove it.

Evan's in trouble.

Find Evan.

Find Evan.

Find Evan!

You shut your mouth

or I'll cut your wiener off

and shove that in there, okay?

You weirdo.

I love you.

Hey, Evan. Something's wrong with the card.

The wire didn't go through.

Look, if you're

hooking up with that girl,

I think it's both

awesome and bullshit

'cause Nardo's in trouble,

but that girl was hot.

Wait, I gotta call you back.

Hey, Pocahontas.

Sh*t.

What? Well,

it's nice to see you, too.

No, I'm sorry, it's just that

you're the entire reason

I stopped doing shots

with customers.

Please don't

put that on my tray.

No, you know what?

Leave it, it's already balanced.

You're gonna spill.

Leave me alone.

Don't say that.

Hey, we were two

star-crossed lovers

from different worlds

breaking through generations

of tribal conflict

with our embrace.

So sorry for the gorilla.

Can you go away?

Hi, I'm Jason.

I really do need your help,

though. Honestly.

What?

My friend's missing, okay?

He was in track pants and an

un-ironically bad T-shirt.

Did you see him?

Of course that was your friend.

He was a mess.

Wait, what do you mean?

He was trashed.

His girlfriend was carrying him.

What?

Carrying him?

Couldn't get onto the elevator.

Hugo had to help.

That doesn't make any sense.

Hey, thanks again for this.

Well, this better

not be another ploy

to get me back

into the wave pool.

No, of course not.

That being said,

if something was to arise organically,

I'm not gonna fight it.

It's not going to.

Hugo. Open up.

What?

Where's that guy that

you brought up here?

I don't know what you mean.

What guy? There was a guy.

He was wasted and you loaded

him into the elevator.

Did you hear that?

It sounded like a tiny, tiny scream.

What are you up to?

Nothing.

I've got a new puppy in here.

I got a tiny little puppy that I'm...

That I'm training.

Can you just let us in

or show us the puppy?

Either way,

we'll know you're not lying.

Where's the guy?

This conversation is over!

In fact, I'm gonna hang up this

door like a phone in your face!

Do you hear that?

There it was again.

A tiny, tiny scream.

Like a little woman scream.

Shut up!

Just shut your mouth!

What do we do now?

I have an idea.

Come on.

Okay, well, let's go downstairs

and not come back up at all.

Shh!

Shut your fat face,

you dumb dildo.

Now what do we do?

Now we dance.

What?

- No, no, wait.

- You're not...

You're...

You're not gonna...

Sh*t!

That was good.

Beautiful flourish.

Sh*t.

Which...

Which... On your left leg,

you went first?

It doesn't matter.

No!

Sorry. You okay?

Get off.

What?

Evan?

Wow, this is some kinky sh*t.

Did you pay for this?

What is this,

like a doctor thing?

Are you in a spanking position

or are you doing butt stuff?

Jason! Jason!

What?

Shh!

They drugged me.

They drugged me.

My whole body is numb. Shush.

Who is that?

Who just told me to shush?

Hey, that's Pocahontas.

We used to date...

I mean, not date, but...

Pull his pants up, let's go!

Pull my pants up!

Again. Again.

Am I farting?

Am I farting?

I can't tell.

Sh*t! Sh*t!

Jason,

I'm not good with heights!

Okay.

Ready?

Now you're gonna tip him towards me.

Okay, she's gonna tip you

and I'm gonna grab your arm.

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