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When she does that, you throw your

arms out like a baby alligator,

and use your weak muscles.

I'll grab your arms. Ready on three.

One, two, three!

No, no, no.

No, no, no, no!

I got you!

Pull me up.

I've got you!

I've got you! Pull me up!

Pull him up! Come on!

Hold me!

You're not even squeezing!

I'm f***ing paralyzed!

This has gotta be

a joint effort!

My God! Sh*t! Sh*t!

You have to squeeze,

God damn it!

- Pull me up!

- No, no.

No, no!

He's slipping. Slipping.

Pull him up!

Evan! Evan!

Get his hand!

No, no.

No, no, no, no.

Evan?

Sh*t!

Jason?

Evan!

What are you doing?

They're gone!

We need to pack our stuff

and get out of here.

You really are

telepathic, Jason!

Yeah, I know that.

Here, you relax.

Sh*t.

God, no.

In terrible odds,

you did it again,

I wanted you to pick me up

and you read my mind.

Stay right there.

Thank you.

I didn't realize

that you were...

God, you're an idiot!

Sh*t.

Is everybody okay?

Yeah, I'm good.

No!

What? What is it?

Can you feel this?

Can I feel what?

Um...

Okay.

Is everybody okay up there?

Something happened.

What happened?

Nothing. There was a Cinnabon

with ants on it.

Yeah, those can be gross.

All right, I think he's gone.

I gotta take him to the car.

I'll help.

No, no, no.

You've done enough.

This is our battle to fight.

Goodbye, Pocahontas.

Goodbye.

You know my name isn't really Pocahontas,

right?

Yeah.

So say my name.

Say it.

Shlerin?

What?

Shlerin? It's not?

Nice to meet you, Shlerin.

I think I might've

gone to the bathroom.

Can you just wait

till we get to the car?

I am Hugo!

Who is this guy?

He's the Amazing Hugo.

And he's an expert

marksman and magician.

I'm going to the bathroom again.

Eat sh*t, d*ckhead.

What happened to the car?

Is the car okay?

I think we can buff that out.

Wait, do you smell that?

I can't breathe.

Do you smell something?

Get out of the way!

My God, are you okay?

My whole body is numb.

Is there any blood?

Do you see any blood?

Sh*t.

This car is on fire. Run!

Run, run, run!

Run, run, run!

Evan?

Jason?

Evan, run!

There he is!

Atta boy!

You're doing great!

Don't be self-conscious!

Just waddle towards me!

That's my little penguin!

Keep waddling! Faster!

That's a penguin!

I'm doing it!

That's a penguin!

Jason! Come get me!

Does it seem like it's gonna explode,

like, right now or...

Come get me, Jason!

Okay!

All right, here.

Where's my money?

I'm sorry.

It didn't go through.

Bullshit! I signed my name,

just like you said!

Well, maybe I can

send you a check.

Or do you have a PayPal account?

F*** you!

Give me your wig!

This is my real hair.

You got money somewhere.

You got money in those tights!

My tights?

I don't have anything in these tights.

I have no money!

Don't play me.

Jesus! I don't have anything.

Please, this is all I have.

There's no money

in here, I swear.

Give me the tights!

No!

What the... No!

What are you doing?

No! No!

See?

There's nothing in there!

Are you happy?

This man is attacking me!

No, I'm not!

I'm not attacking her!

Don't climb the fence!

You don't need to climb the fence!

Out of the way!

F***! Hey, don't shoot me!

Don't shoot me! God, don't shoot me!

Please, this was an accident.

Okay? I didn't mean to be here.

No, no, no! Okay, look.

I will pay you back

for all the cocaine I snorted!

And you should know,

good job on you guys.

You have an amazing product!

It's good energy, it's smooth.

It's speedy, but it's not jumpy, okay?

It's what I would call

a sweet-ass high.

I know for a fact

that it's harder

to kill someone if

you know them, okay?

So here's some things

you might not know about me.

My name is Daniel Narducci.

Everyone calls me Nardo.

I'm allergic to penicillin.

I love this little girl called Tracy.

She's a hot little number,

and she f***ing dishes it out

anytime she wants.

...and she goes to Dave & Buster's,

we both go,

and play arcade games,

all of them.

Pinball, Time Crisis II with

all the popping up and down,

and all of those shooter...

I'm not shooting you,

it's fake. It's... It's fake.

And she wears vegan shoes,

that's cute.

What?

I can't understand you.

No, no, I'm not

going down there.

Down! Okay, I got it!

It's all back.

Look, here's some more things.

Here's some more things.

I hope to one day be

a licensed reseller

of above-ground

Jacuzzis, right?

They're called Jacuzzis,

I'm called Nardo,

and together they're Narduzzis.

"Come over to Narduzzi's and

we'll wade in the warm water."

Like, "Welcome to Narduzzi's."

Could you just please tell MacDonaldson

I am sorry I missed the steam,

but I will be at the meeting.

I promise.

Did you try to take out a cash

advance on the company card

at an Indian casino

at 3:
00 this morning?

How do you know that?

Wait.

This is MacDonaldson.

I'm gonna patch you in.

No, no,

don't patch in MacDonaldson.

Evan?

Hello, sir.

I am so sorry I missed the

steam this morning, but I...

Did you try to take

out a cash advance

on the company card

at 3:
00 a.m.?

I didn't want to get into this

with you so quickly, but the...

The truth is I was out all

night with the Nakatomi guys.

You know me,

all about the hustle.

And these Japanese businessmen

like to party.

Just like the stereotype.

I like this one.

Can you make her feet smaller?

Jesus Christ.

Evan, it's one thing

to chase new business

and it's another thing to blow a

presentation with our biggest client.

I know. I'm sorry, sir.

Now, you listen here.

You be here at 2:00.

And, Evan,

this is your last chance.

Yes, sir.

Thank you for that.

Face it, Evan,

you're kind of at a turning point.

Pretty soon,

you're gonna become one of those drones

that goes to lunch and asks

if they have boba tea.

You're gonna drink boba tea.

Okay, despite what

you may think,

I actually love what I do.

You think I'm a failure?

Look in the mirror, pal.

Your life is a joke on every level.

You know what?

Say what you want,

but at least

I care about my friends.

Is that why you

destroyed Nardo's life?

Hey, he shouldn't marry Tracy

and you know it.

You're just afraid to admit it

because you're a f***ing coward!

Okay.

I'm a coward?

Yeah, you are.

You know, it's not easy to stop a wedding.

And I had to do it alone.

I could've used

your help, friend.

The only reason you don't

want Nardo to get married is

'cause you don't wanna

lose your friend.

That's not true.

Everybody's moving on without you.

Boo-hoo!

Grow the f*** up!

What, so you're saying

now I have to like Tracy?

No. You have to

love Tracy.

Hey, you boys didn't happen

to blow up a car

and leave the scene

of an accident, did you?

We didn't leave...

Blow up, like explode?

Yeah, we don't know

anything about a Ford Taurus.

Hey, please, please,

don't stuff my corpse with

drugs and send it to my Grammy!

What the f***?

What? What are we...

What are we doing now?

How you doing? I'm Berk.

Put it there.

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