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I'm tied.

These guys tied me up.

A man come in your house and

can't shake your f***ing hand?

Motherf***er, I'm Berk!

They tied me up.

We got a problem.

We got big problemo.

That sh*t was supposed to be

in South Padre tomorrow.

But instead,

it's caked to somebody's balls.

Not his balls,

not his balls, not my balls.

Your balls.

You can't wear

a man's cocaine around.

I'm about sick of this sh*t.

Give me your gun.

No.

No?

Yes, motherf***er.

Please don't! Please don't!

Want my vest?

You want it?

What?

You want my vest?

Protect yourself?

Yeah, yeah, please.

F***ing Christ!

Your hair went up in the back.

Your hair said, "Whoo-whoo!"

Okay, look.

Look, Berk. Mr. Berk.

Mr. Berk,

I'm... I'm sorry.

You are not f***ing Spanish.

We are f***ing Spanish.

You're Spanish?

You have the f***ing guts

to question if I'm Spanish?

You just don't...

You don't have a Spanish quality about you.

Uno, dos, tres, motherf***er!

Okay. Sorry.

Normal "sorry."

Sucks they took our phones.

Is my ass bleeding?

Um...

Evan, a lot of things

happened today...

Your bail's been posted.

Really?

Do we get our phones back?

We'll see.

I just wanna say I've

learned a valuable lesson.

Yeah, don't, don't touch me.

You do realize you've put me in a

ridiculous position here, right?

Yes, I'm sorry,

but I appreciate everything you've done.

We have a meeting

in three hours.

Were you really not gonna tell me

you were on your way to Mexico?

I had everything under control.

You're an idiot.

So, what's the plan now, boys?

You guys gonna walk down to Mexico?

She's right.

We should borrow her car.

Not gonna happen!

Wait, we just need to get down there

and then we'll get right back.

Down where exactly?

Tracy's on her honeymoon

right now in Mexico.

Nardo said he was gonna do everything

in his power to get down there.

So all we have to do

is go down to Mexico,

keep our heads on a swivel,

and rescue Nardo.

Yeah, you can take

the Tijuana Trolley.

It makes a stop in Los Angeles.

"Take the trolley."

That's their slogan.

It's on the front.

Well, I never rode it.

No. But it's reliable,

I've heard.

I'm sorry, guys.

You owe me $900 in court fees.

Wait, wait, wait.

There is something

I need you to do, actually.

Do you think you could

run back in there,

and get this stamped and

processed on the second floor?

I'm adding this to your bill.

Let's go.

Where'd you get those?

I took them from her purse.

I had to!

You drive.

I'm sliding across the hood.

Whoo-hoo!

No, no. No, no!

Hey!

My f***ing laptop is in there!

My laptop's in there!

I'm sorry! I had to!

Here, here!

Soft landing!

Idiots!

I say we fill

his corpse with drugs

and send it back to his Grammy!

Wait a minute, man.

You're gonna fill

a body up with drugs

and send it to someone's Grammy?

Grammies are good for apple

pies and tucking you in bed.

And... And breast-feeding you

when your mom's not around!

You don't do that to a Grammy!

We don't do that to Grammies!

Let me tell you something.

This motherf***er right here

works for Chucho.

What's he doing?

What the f*** you doing?

Sh*t!

Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t!

F***!

Don't shoot me!

Don't shoot me!

I'm out. I'm out!

Whoo! Yeah! Yes! Yes!

Whoo!

Where am I going?

F***er!

Hold on.

Why's he coming back?

Tracy, here I come!

Yeah, I made it, motherfuckers!

We're gonna get married, Tracy!

Whoo! Yeah!

I f***ing won, baby!

Don't stop loving me!

I won!

Yes!

F*** you, Berk!

Sh*t. I'm sorry.

Okay, I need a map.

Okay. Wow. I'm high.

What's this?

Okay, that's the highway!

Okay, okay, okay!

Indicator!

I'm coming for you, Tracy!

I'm coming for you!

This thing fits pretty good,

but I don't know,

feels like there's

a lot going on, doesn't it?

Let me see it, turn around.

Yeah, buddy, that's fire.

That's iguana fire.

My treat.

I'm paying for it.

I already paid for it.

I'll pay you back

when we get home.

That's not a treat.

Okay.

Let's ride.

Let's do this.

Where is Nardo?

He should've been here by now.

I mean,

the least attractive girl here is an eight,

and that's only because

she's wearing a neck brace.

Hey, hey! Head in the game.

We're looking for our friend.

Look, look. Look,

she's looking at me.

She can't move her head.

Now she's looking at me.

No, she's not.

Jason!

Okay.

That's enough lotion, thank you.

Tracy. Tracy.

Evan?

How'd you two get here?

Primarily by smart car.

Have you talked to Nardo?

No!

We broke up because

of you two a**holes.

Or did you forget that?

Tracy...

Do you have any idea

what it feels like

to be stood up and humiliated

at your own wedding?

My life is a disaster

because of you two.

What happened was a mistake, and Nardo

feels really bad and he loves you.

My God.

Tracy.

Tracy.

Tracy.

Tracy.

What?

Tracy, wait.

Why are you fighting for me?

You don't even like me.

I like you.

No, you don't.

If you liked me, you never would've

let Jason go through with that.

Fine. You know what?

I should've

stopped him. Okay?

I guess I didn't

because part of me thought

that Jason might've

been right about you.

But things are different now.

I never knew how much Nardo loved you.

But I do now.

Nardo believes in you.

He's on his way here right now, I promise.

Tell him I said goodbye.

Tracy!

Sh*t.

I'm coming for you, Tracy!

I'm coming for you!

How do I turn this off?

God, that's loud! That's loud!

Why is it so loud?

Shut the f*** up! God!

F***! My God!

Hi. I'm checking out

of the honeymoon suite.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Was that your...

Tracy?

Tracy! Tracy!

Tracy!

Mr. MacDonaldson,

you have a call on line one.

Hello?

Sir, hi. It's Evan.

Evan, where are you?

The presentation

has been moved to 5:00,

so that gives us three hours till we

have to get it together to present.

Sir, Elizabeth on two.

Hold on, this is

Elizabeth calling now.

Let me see if I

can patch her in.

Don't do that.

Hello, Elizabeth.

Did this work?

Hello?

Evan?

Hey, Elizabeth.

Evan, I'd very much

like to speak to you

face to face about our

transportation issue.

Right. I very much would like to thank

you for all that you have...

I'm sorry, I'm getting a call.

It's an emergency.

No one is hanging up until I

know exactly what's going on.

I'm sorry, sir.

It's an emergency, I have to go.

I'll see you at 5:00.

- Hello?

- Evan!

Nardo! Where are you?

I'm in a f***ing

Mexican jail, man!

What?

I'm in a Mexican jail.

Hello?

Wait. Now, who's this?

Sir?

Who's on the line?

It's f***ing Nardo and I'm in a

Mexican jail! Who the f*** is this?

Okay, Nardo, if you could please

hang up and call me back...

Are you kidding me?

They're only giving me one phone call here!

I'm a dead man!

These f***ing phones.

Elizabeth, what line are you on?

- I'm here...

- Nardo,

tell me which jail

you are in right now.

Sir, if you could

just please hang up.

Do not f***ing...

Do not hang up on me, Evan!

Elizabeth?

Nardo, which jail are you in?

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