Search Party Page #8
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- 2014
- 93 min
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My poncho says
"Rosarito 17" on it.
Okay, great!
Evan!
Okay, we will be there soon!
There's someone's blood
on this phone, Evan!
- Sir, I will see you at 5:00.
- Okay.
No, no, no, no!
Wait a minute!
Evan, you're the man!
Do not hang up on me, Evan!
Hello?
Hello?
Hey, hi.
Who's this?
Well, who are you?
This is Kyle MacDonaldson.
You've got a great speaking voice.
Are you black?
What's that...
What's that like?
Nice meeting you!
Hey, what's up?
You've reached Tracy.
If you'd like to
leave a message,
feel free to do so while I
drink margaritas. What?
Tracy, it's Evan.
I know you're pissed.
It's just...
Nardo is in serious trouble,
and we're at the police station,
Rosarito 17.
We really need your help and
Should we save the donkey, too?
I like you.
This is so crazy.
How are we gonna get
Nardo out of here?
I don't know.
Maybe we bribe them?
Mexican cops don't
make a lot of money,
so they'd for sure
go for a bribe.
What is that?
It's a stick,
in case we need it in there.
We are not breaking Nardo
out of a Mexican jail
with f***ing sticks.
We'll run game on them.
Let's do the "we got beef."
No, we are not gonna
do the "we got beef."
Why not? It works.
It doesn't even work
on drunk girls on spring break.
Everything works
at Arizona State.
That's true.
Can I get a Diet Coke, please?
You probably
don't even have diet!
Animals!
Excuse us, gentlemen.
Do you have a prisoner here
by the name of Nardo?
Daniel Narducci,
maybe you booked him under?
Evan! Jason!
Thank God you're here!
Nardo! Nardo!
Nardo! Nardo!
No, no, no!
Hey, man!
Behind the line.
Yeah, there's a chalk line, Evan.
Evan!
Jason! These two
have been torturing me!
We haven't been torturing you.
Well, he was licking me!
Have you been licking him?
I'm so f***ed up
right now. Yeah.
And then he licked
me here and here.
Look, here's what
we're gonna do.
You guys are gonna give us Nardo
and we will make it
worth your while.
My God.
No, we can't do that.
He's part of the deal.
Berk is on his way over...
Wait, did you say "Berk"?
Berk hates me, okay?
He's after me!
I stole a truck
full of his cocaine.
This is all a big
misunderstanding.
Nardo is not a drug runner.
I mean, look at him. He...
He could barely run, little fella.
Look at me.
Look at him, he's a foppish dandy.
He's a fop.
He's innocent, you know.
He's a little baby.
Little Pig in the City.
Yeah, he's a Pig in the City.
Ever seen that movie?
Did you guys get that down here?
Yeah, I'm a little Babe.
"That'll do."
He can talk, the whole thing.
Pig in the Cities.
I think we all do.
Yeah.
I saw Pigs in the City
on Christmas time.
t made my heart
feel warm and...
I love it so much.
You ever see the first one?
There's a first one?
My God, my life is a lies.
You know, I think it's time
for you two guys to leave.
Before you get hurt.
I don't know what you guys
are trying to pull here.
But the United States,
we come down pretty hard.
Iraq I, Iraq II...
This is all your fault, Evan!
What are you doing?
We got beef!
No, we don't have beef.
We don't have beefs!
Not the beef.
Yeah, yeah, come on.
Let's do the "we got beef" thing.
That's not gonna work on two federales.
Yes, it will.
Look, look, look. The gun.
We said we weren't
gonna do this.
You son of a b*tch!
You'll see me kick it!
Okay, kangaroo punch
coming, nice and easy.
Ready?
No kangaroo.
F*** you!
What did you call me?
A p*ssy mouth?
You are a f***ing idiot!
Yeah, I'm mad at you, too!
Okay, time out, guys.
F*** you!
The only reason that I have
lived with you this long
is because I felt guilty!
- Let it out, Evan.
- I am done...
That's good.
...taking care of your sh*t!
Are you okay?
Did you not see
that I had the gun?
You did?
We are done.
You and me, we are done!
No, you're not!
For real!
I'm gonna murder...
What the hell is going on?
Tracy. Hi.
There you are.
I'm a bit strung out
right now. I'm sorry.
Yeah, Tracy.
In! Out!
Hey! Hi! Yeah!
Tracy. Tracy!
Let me go! Tracy!
Nardo, I just came here
to help you, that's it.
I know, I know. Look.
Tracy, I love you.
Okay?
I'm sorry my friends
ruined our wedding.
I never should've
questioned marrying you.
Look.
I have been through hell
trying to find you.
I mean, look at me.
I practically walked here.
Just, from now on,
nothing keeps us apart, okay?
So, will you just...
Will you just take me back?
And we can just get married
and be happy, please?
I love you, Nardo.
You guys,
I just wanna say that...
I was wrong. You guys,
you do belong together.
You guys should
jail f*** right now
and make a baby that
has dual citizenship.
I don't need your permission.
Get over here.
Hey, I was wrong about them.
Yeah, me, too.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
- What was that sound?
- My truck!
Berk?
God!
They got my ear!
They nicked my ear!
- My God!
- My God!
Gunshots!
There's definitely guns!
I'm bleeding.
It's okay.
You're okay.
I'm gonna invite
myself to the party!
Ring-a-ling-a-ling!
Ring-a-ling-a-ling!
Pick the goddamn phone up!
Say something, Evan,
say something!
I don't know who you are,
but you can take the cocaine!
We don't want it.
No, that's not how it works.
You cross me,
I kill you. Understand?
That's how it works.
I'm gonna kill his ass.
and I love Grammies, believe me.
But in this case,
I'm gonna take my hand,
I'm gonna run my hand
up the crack of Grammy's ass,
you understand?
while I squeeze her booty,
and she's gonna go...
Ooh!
'Cause that's what Grammies do.
Say something nice.
Make a friend.
You can have our Smart car!
What the f*** I wanna
do with a Smart car?
I'll put that motherf***er in drive
and drive it up your a**hole,
and step out of it and let
it run up your a**hole!
And there's gonna be
smoke coming out your ass!
But then you'd
be in my a**hole, too!
Shut the f*** up!
I already said it already!
That's my analogy!
I'll shoot that
goddamn Smart car dead!
Well, that's not
gonna work for us!
Nardo comes home with us!
Yeah, he's our friend!
He's your friend?
"He's my friend!"
Well, guess what?
I got friends,
too, motherf***er!
Okay, here's what
we're gonna do.
I am gonna go out there and draw
their fire to distract them,
you guys are gonna
run to Tracy's car.
If anybody should do it, it should be me.
What? Why you?
Because I'm a loser.
I mean, you're about
to get a promotion,
Nardo finally got Tracy,
pig up there in that city.
What?
Yeah.
All right, guys.
Let's go get them!
Just like Thelma and Louise!
No, wait, they died!
They drove off the Grand Canyon!
What the f***?
Sh*t!
Beanbag.
Ooh.
Sh*t.
Nardo!
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