Search Party Page #9
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- Year:
- 2014
- 93 min
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Your whole sac is out!
Yeah, your balls are...
Well, they're tiny underwear.
No, they're gonna
get shot off, man.
We should go.
Come on, honey!
Sh*t!
Sh*t!
I'll drive, I'll drive!
Sh*t!
- Nardo! Get in!
- Get in!
Go, go, go, go!
Sh*t!
Look at them!
Yeah! F*** you!
You think you're
gonna make your meeting?
I think it'll be close.
You guys, I wanna apologize for
basically everything I've done.
And, Tracy, I wanna plan a new
wedding, okay? What do you say?
I think it's...
No, no, no.
When we get re-engaged,
two a**holes in the car.
Sorry.
Fair enough.
And you, I need you to move out.
Excuse me?
ASAP.
What?
It means "as soon as possible."
I know what ASAP means.
I finally get it.
It's time.
You need some space.
Look, we're best friends.
We will always be best friends.
Nothing is gonna change that.
I do think I am gonna
get my own place, though.
I just like it
when we're all together.
I know.
How am I gonna
get across the border?
I'm just not really good
with small spaces, so...
So, what do you
think you're gonna say?
Jason, you got me here,
that's all you can do. Thanks.
She looks mad.
Motherf***er!
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
Did I read that wrong?
Yes.
Sorry.
Okay, we'll talk about it later.
We have a meeting to get to.
Screw the meeting.
And I didn't come here for that.
I came here for you.
because we work together,
but I think part of me was scared
and I'm done being scared.
Wow, really?
Read it wrong again.
Should've known.
We have a meeting. Come on.
I don't know what got into you,
but the client loved
your presentation.
I'm giving you a promotion.
Congratulations.
Thank you, sir.
Yeah, boy!
First you get the promotion,
then you move in with us!
Whoo! Spaghetti Tuesdays!
You're gonna move
in with us, right?
Get the f*** out of here.
Okay.
I gotta hand it you,
Nardo, you were right.
You do know how to pick them.
So do you, you old dog.
Think she'll let
you kiss her tonight?
Come on.
But yeah,
hopefully she'll let me kiss her tonight.
You ever think you'll be able
to learn how to love Tracy?
No, Evan. I think I'll be
able to learn how to love...
Wait, what did you say?
I said, learn how to love Tracy.
Yeah, I will.
I know I'll learn how to love her, yeah.
Okay, guys.
Hi.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
You're family now.
Yeah. Don't forget it.
I love you.
Hey, I just remembered
where I know this guy from.
Great, Marty.
We'll talk about it later.
No, we got high
with him in my van.
He doesn't wanna
marry this chick.
Okay. Marty, that's okay.
Just sit down.
No, Marty, we already
took care of this.
You can't let this... No.
Marty, sit down.
We're not taking those rings.
Marty, Marty...
You shouldn't do this.
You're off base here, pal.
No. Hey, you don't wanna do this, dude!
Okay.
Hey, remember the weed?
Marty! Marty.
I was just talking it through.
That's all I was doing!
Sorry, Grammy.
You need weed right now...
Absolutely, you need weed!
Today is the day you say forever
From now on, you stand together
Two hearts united
in wedded bliss
As you say your vows,
remember this
He's got the last penis
you're ever gonna see
The last penis
you'll feel inside your mouth
Hope he touches your clit,
not just your heart
'Cause he's the only one who
will till death do you part
She's the last woman
you'll ever be inside of
The last mouth you'll have
wrapped around your dick
She'll find you less
attractive as the years go by
But that's the only vagina that will
ever make you come until you die
So, congrats to the man and wife
For only f***ing each other
for the rest of your life
I gotta hand it
to you, Nardo, you did it.
Yeah.
Well, I mean,
You know, hanging out
with my two best friends
in a good
old-fashioned Narduzzi.
I couldn't have done
it without you guys.
Cheers to that, man.
Cheers.
It'd be cool if there
were girls in the tub.
It is what it is.
- Daniel!
- Grammy?
What are you doing here?
A man sent me here
to watch something.
- Watch something?
- What?
What is that?
Go, go, go!
What happened?
Nothing. You passed out.
Are we having sex?
No.
I'm prepping you.
What?
We could have sex, though.
I mean, if you want to.
Got time.
Okay. Yeah, okay.
Yeah? You should know
you are completely paralyzed.
My God.
So that means your dick
is not gonna work.
My dick works great, though.
Okay.
You know what?
what this did.
What?
JK, man, JK. I'm not.
What's "JK" stand for?
"Just kidding."
I text a lot.
"jolly cock" or something.
No.
I don't know.
"Jolly cock,"
though, would be pretty...
Sex talk.
Hey.
Hey, you wanna play...
You wanna play Silence of the Lambs?
We did that and never got to it.
Sorry.
It's okay, it's okay.
Cut!
"Jolly cock."
Cut.
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