Self Storage Page #5

Synopsis: Jake is the overnight security guard at a highly-secured Self Storage facility in rural Rhode Island. When his friend's party plans fall through, he invites them to his job site to throw a fiesta of his own. There couldn't be a better location: removed, no people, nothing but party... right? Innocent mischief turns a naughty night of fun into an evening of horror. We soon learn that some things were meant to stay under lock and key and certain places were supposed to be left undisturbed. The kids aren't the only ones at the self storage facility who are looking for a night of fun.
Genre: Horror
Director(s): Tom DeNucci
Production: Screen Media Films
 
IMDB:
3.3
R
Year:
2013
93 min
Website
53 Views


THE QUIET.

- NOT SO MUCH I LIKE THE QUIET.

I JUST DON'T REALLY LIKE NOISE.

- THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

[both chuckle]

SO YOU LIKE IT HERE?

- LOOK, I KNOW IT'S NOT MUCH

OF A CAREER,

BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS.

I MEAN, I'M OUT HERE

BY MYSELF.

NOBODY BUSTS MY BALLS.

NO FAXES.

NO EMAILS TO SEND OUT.

AND...

IT'S ALL PART OF MY PLAN.

- OH, YOU HAVE A PLAN NOW?

- I GOT A LITTLE PLAN.

- I'M INTRIGUED.

TELL ME THIS PLAN.

- I DON'T KNOW. I THINK YOU'LL

THINK IT'S PRETTY STUPID.

- OH, JUST TELL ME.

- MAYBE LATER.

RIGHT NOW,

WAIT HERE:

AND KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED.

- WHAT?

- HEY, NO PEEKING.

- UGH!

[door clanging]

OKAY, OPEN 'EM UP.

- NO WAY.

- WAY.

LET'S SUIT UP.

- YOUR JOB IS WAY BETTER

THAN MINE.

- [gasping]

- OKAY, LET'S SEE WHA WE GOT HERE.

- WHERE IS THIS?

- WE NEED A KNEECAP.

- AM I IN THE HOSPITAL?

- HERE WE GO.

- IS MY MOM HERE?

- HERE WE GO, PAL.

[cloth tearing]

- HEY.

THAT TICKLES.

- [chuckles]

OH, IT'S GONNA TICKLE

A LOT MORE.

- WHAT?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

NO.

[screaming]

- ALL RIGHTY.

AH, SH*T.

SH*T!

- WHA-WHAT?

- I OPENED

THE WRONG FRICKIN' KNEE.

EH, WE'RE OKAY.

I'LL FIX IT.

- NO! NO!

- [retching]

- HEY, BUDDY,

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

- FOOD POISONING.

I DIDN'T TAKE ANYTHING.

I SWEAR.

- RELAX. I'M NOT GONNA BUST YOU

OR NOTHING.

YOU'RE ONE OF JAKE'S PALS,

RIGHT?

- YEAH.

- WE WERE JUST HANGING.

- YEAH, I KNOW.

HAVING A FEW BEERS, HUH?

- YEAH, AND A LO OF EVERYTHING ELSE.

- YOU KNOW,

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,

I USED TO GET FOOD POISONING

EVERY WEEKEND.

- [chuckles]

- COME ON.

LET'S GET YOU SOME WATER.

- THANKS, MAN.

[blippy bass music]

- [exhales sharply]

[toy guns warbling]

- THIS PART OF YOUR PLAN?

[toy gun warbling]

- COME ON.

GET YOU A SEAT HERE.

- MAN, YOUR HEAD MUST BE

REALLY SPINNING RIGHT NOW.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M GONNA GET YOU

A CUP OF JOE.

- THANKS.

[ominous music]

I GOT SOME ASPIRIN.

I GOT SOME ASPIRIN.

THAT'LL HELP WITH THE, UH...

HANGOVER HEADACHE.

- THANKS SO MUCH.

- HEY, FRIEND OF JAKES...

FRIEND OF MINE.

- AS LONG AS WE'RE FRIENDS,

YOU MIND IF I USE THAT PHONE?

I GOT TO CALL MY SISTER

TO FIGURE OUT HOW

I'M GETTING HOME.

- YEAH, SURE, SURE.

CALLBACK NUMBER'S ON THE PHONE.

[receiver clicks]

[buttons clacking]

- STRAIGHT TO VOICEMAIL.

WHAT THE FRIG, JESS?

HEY, JESS, IT'S ME.

I THINK WE'RE ALL ABOUT READY

TO BLAST OUT OF HERE,

SO, I DON'T KNOW,

CALL ME BACK.

COME GET ME:

OR SOMETHING.

[glass shatters]

EVERYBODY, HELP!

THEY'RE GONNA KILL US!

CALL THE COPS!

CALL THE--

- HA!

thud!

F***.

DON'T SAY A F***ING WORD.

SON OF A B*TCH.

- VAL, COME ON!

VALERIE!

MRS. POSNER?

LET'S GO.

LET'S--

WE'LL GET SOME FOOD

OR SOMETHING.

WE'LL TALK.

[eerie music]

SH*T.

I'M SORRY.

[truck hood creaking]

- [grunts]

F***!

OH!

GROSS.

UGH.

[scoffs]

UGH.

[thudding]

RIP?

DON'T EVEN TRY

AND TALK.

I AM SO DONE WITH YOU.

I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME HOME

AND LOSE MY NUMBER.

YOU GOT THAT?

[ominous music]

[scoffs]

[gasps]

[screams]

[thudding]

- YOU KNOW WHAT?

F*** ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!

I'M GOING TO IHOP!

[engine grinding]

WHAT THE F***?

[engine grinding]

GOT TO BE F***ING WITH ME!

WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

DID THIS?

- SO I GOT TO DO A COUPLE MORE

THINGS WITH THE ENGINE,

AND THEN SHE'S READY

TO ROCK.

- THEN WHAT?

- I'M GONNA GET HER IN THE WATER

AND GO.

- GO WHERE?

- HAVEN'T REALLY THOUGH ABOUT THAT PART YET?

I'M THINKING, LIKE,

TAKE A WEEK OFF,

MAYBE A MONTH,

JUST CRUISE.

MAYBE A WHOLE SUMMER.

I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW.

I TOLD YOU YOU'D THINK

IT WAS STUPID.

- I DON'T THINK IT'S STUPID.

I THINK IT'S KIND OF GREAT.

LIKE AN ADVENTURE.

- JAKE!

- WHAT'S THE MATTER?

- NOTHING.

ACTUALLY, YOU SEE

THAT FENCE OVER THERE?

- YEAH.

- SEE THAT RED FLASHING LIGHT?

- [gasps]

WHAT IS IT, A CAMERA?

- NO, IT'S, UH,

THE ELECTRIC FENCE.

IT MEANS IT'S ARMED.

LIKE, IF YOU WERE

TO TOUCH IT RIGHT NOW,

YOU'D GET F***ED.

- BUT...

- THEY ONLY ARM THE FENCE

WHEN NOBODY'S HERE,

AND IT WASN'T ON

WHEN I GOT HERE,

SO SOMETHING WEIRD HAPPENED.

PROBABLY WHEN:

THE POWER WENT OUT.

- BUT WHEN THE POWER GOES OUT,

I--

- THINGS DON'T USUALLY

GET TURNED BACK ON.

I'M WITH YOU.

- SOMETHING'S WRONG, JAKE.

NOTICE HOW QUIET IT IS?

- WELL, YEAH,

YOU KNOW,

UH, KIND OF PAR OF THE WHOLE PLAN.

WE GOT BOAT.

WE GO THE STARS.

- JAKE, YOU SHOULD GO CHECK THE

CIRCUIT BREAKER OR SOMETHING.

- SARA-MARIE...

- IF YOU GO CHECK IT OUT,

I'LL LET YOU F*** ME AGAIN.

- ALL RIGHT,

LET'S GET ON THAT BREAKER.

- RICHIE!

HAMILTON!

WHAT THE F***?

THIS IS REAL FUNNY,

I BET, HUH?

- THIS IS TOTALLY F***ED.

- WHAT?

- I DON'T--

THIS WOULD BE--

zap!

- [screams]

JAKE, TALK TO ME.

- DON'T TOUCH THAT.

WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON HERE?

I DON'T KNOW WHO

AND I DON'T KNOW WHY.

IT'S, LIKE, RIGGED

SO WE CAN'T GET OUT.

- WE SHOULD CALL THE COPS.

ALL THOSE MISSING PEOPLE

ON THE NEWS.

- IT COULD BE A MALFUNCTION

OR SOMETHING.

I DON'T KNOW.

WE CAN'T CALL THE COPS.

WE'RE ALL F***ED UP.

THERE'S WEED EVERYWHERE.

LIKE, THE...

LET'S JUST ROUND

EVERYBODY UP, OKAY?

- I'M GONNA KILL YOU WHEN

I FIND YOU, YOU LITTLE PRICKS!

[ominous string music]

- WE CAN'T KILL JAKE, WALT.

THINGS HAVE GONE

WAY TOO FAR.

- HEY, IT HASN' GONE FAR ENOUGH.

- WHAT?

MAJOR--

- TREVOR,

WHEN THE F***

ARE YOU GONNA REALIZE

WE GOT A SHITLOAD OF MONEY

RIDING ON THIS, MAN?

I HATE EYES.

MM.

LOOK, MAN, YOU DO

WHAT YOU GOT TO DO.

WE'RE STILL SHORT.

SERGEANT,

I NEED MORE BODY PARTS.

MAKE IT HAPPEN.

PRONTO.

- YES, SIR.

[machine beeping]

- OOH.

NICE.

GOD, I'M GOOD.

[golf club clattering]

- [grunts]

OH, SH*T.

WHAT THE F***?

[electrical zapping]

- WHOA!

- YO, WE GO TO GET THE F*** OUT OF HERE.

SOMEBODY'S KILLING EVERYBODY.

- KILLING EVERYBODY?

WHAT THE F***

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

- WHAT THE F*** IS THAT?

- WHAT THE F*** IS THAT?

- OH, MY GOD.

- WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

- WE CAN'T.

THE FENCE IS LIVE.

WHERE'S YOUR TRUCK?

- TRUCK'S F***ED.

SOMEBODY CUT THE WIRES.

- WHERE DID ALL

THAT BLOOD COME FROM?

- I SLIPPED IN IT.

IT'S PART OF A F***ING TRAIL.

SOMEBODY GOT DRAGGED

THROUGH THERE.

- ALL RIGHT, SARA-MARIE,

CALL THE POLICE.

- WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING?

THE F***?

IT'S NOT WORKING.

I HAD FULL SERVICE

WHEN WE GOT HERE.

- I GOT NOTHING.

- NOW WHAT DO WE DO?

- THAT'S A REALLY GOOD QUESTION.

[door squeaking]

MY FIRST DAY ON THE JOB,

I WAS DOING A LITTLE EXPLORING.

THIS SH*T WAS PRETTY COOL.

- THAT'S WHA I'M TALKING ABOUT.

- HOLD UP.

WHAT THE F*** IS THAT?

- WHO CARES?

YOU GOT THE CROSSBOW.

SHOOT IT.

[bowstring snaps]

- [screams]

- NOBODY MOVES.

NOBODY GETS HURT.

- WHAT THE F***?

TREVOR?

- OH, THERE GOES JAKE

THE HERO,

MAKING PLANS NOW.

HE'S ALL GROWN UP.

- [grunts]

[clanking]

- AH! GOD! GAH!

- HOLY SH*T.

THAT ACTUALLY WORKED.

- AH!

AH!

HA! AH!

AH!

F***ING KIDS!

F***ING KIDS!

YOU HAVE NO IDEA!

YOU HAVE NO IDEA!

YOU HAVE NO F***ING IDEA!

AH!

[clanging]

- HELLO, BABY.

GOOD GIRL.

YOU TRIED TO TRAP US.

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