Senior Project Page #6

Synopsis: The new kid at school must bond with his new classmates for a senior project in order to graduate, but will they find out the secret he's hiding.
 
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2014
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That's why you got me, man.

Andy's in the house.

I'm here to help you,

and look, boom, film you.

Close-up. close-up.

Oh. [ laughs ]

peter:
um, yeah.

Oh, that's right, your film.

Andy:

yeah, come on, man.

[ whistle blows ]

um, um...

Rolling sound!

All right, set dressing.

Wardrobe.

Your hair -- hair is --

I mean, it looks good.

All right, here we go.

Ready?

And action!

Peter:
uh, hey.

My name is peter hammer.

My senior project

is on deceptive coloration

for the sake

of self-preservation.

While they have

brilliant coloring,

nudibranches are famous

for their disposable penises

which allow them to have sex

more frequently.

Andy:
wait, disposable penis?

I got to -- I got to see this.

Look at this.

Penis. say it with me.

Penis.

Peter:

I don't have the penis with me.

Natalia:
peter!

Shut that camera off before

I shove it down your throat.

Peter:

whoa. natalia, relax.

You're gonna pop a blood vessel.

Natalia:

did you see that picture?

I looked awful.

Peter:

it really wasn't that bad.

Natalia:
no, no, it was.

It was humiliating.

And you know

what the worse part is?

Peter:

dropping two letter grades?

Natalia:

no. that I already booked

the performing arts center

for the show,

so it's happening

regardless of her stupid rules.

Why does she have to ruin

my life

just because she's bitter

about hers?

Peter:

what are you talking about?

Natalia:
well, legend has it

that ms. ghetty had the nerve

to ask out the hottest guy

at kennedy.

She weighed like 250 pounds.

She was a total shamu.

I checked her yearbook picture.

Oh, no offense, andy.

Andy:
oh, it's okay.

I'm not a -- I'm not a whale.

I'm a human, it's -- just --

peter:

did you guys know that --

that ms. ghetty

has these weird pictures

of animals humping each other

in her office?

It's really weird.

Andy:
oh, breaking news!

Oh, my god!

She is into beastiality.

I knew it, I knew it.

I'm not surprised.

I'm not surprised.

Natalia:

okay, andy, the camera.

[ whistle blows ]

sam:

is that the flailing monkey?

Spencer:

happy baby pose, actually.

Sam:
huh. close.

Spencer:

so what can I help you with?

[ chuckles ]

sam:
I was thinking of throwing,

like, a get-together party thing

at my place.

Spencer:
really?

The square peg

wants to throw a party?

Sam:
my parents are out of town

till wednesday.

Spencer:

so what are you thinking?

Tom cruise,

"risky business" style?

Sam:
no, I was thinking more

of like a senior/truce party.

Spencer:
a senior/truce party.

Never heard of one.

Sam:
it could be

a peace offering with natalia.

And I was thinking you and I

could co-host it together.

Spencer:
I mean...okay.

Little weird, but sure.

What do I have to do?

Sam:

can you score some booze?

Spencer:

oh, yeah, easily.

My dad's got a stockpile

in the kitchen.

Sam:
really?

I thought he was, like,

a conservative politician

or something.

Spencer:
oh, he is.

Sam:
it's not a date

or anything weird like that.

It's just two friends

co-hosting a party together.

You're gay, right?

Spencer:

yes. absolutely.

Sam:
okay, sorry about that.

Continue.

-spencer:
it's all good.

-sam:
all right.

Spencer:

I'll see you at the party.

Sam:

find your inner chi or whatever.

Spencer:

thank you. namaste.

Sam:

spicy tuna roll.

Eva:
excuse me.

Jill:
hi.

Eva:

uh, can I help you?

Jill:
hi, hello, yes.

I was just in the neighborhood

collecting signatures

from all the residents.

Eva:

a signature for what?

Jill:
oh, well, we are --

we're trying to recall

the mayor.

-eva:
really?

-jill:
yes, yes.

Yes, apparently,

he has been groping ladies

-at the senior center.

-eva:
uh-huh.

Jill:
and we need like, pbbt,

20,000 signatures

by the end of the week

to get him run out of office.

Is mr. peter hammer available?

Eva:
no, I'm sorry.

He's not.

Plus, he's not of age to vote

or sign anything.

Jill:

so maybe just his father then.

Eva:
I'm sorry,

we're not together anymore,

plus we're not even

the homeowners of this property.

Jill:
you're not?

Eva:
no, my son and I

just live here.

I am the housekeeper.

Jill:
oh.

Okay.

I have to go

get more signatures,

so I will thank you.

And, uh, go, women's rights!

Eva:
strange.

Peter:
sam.

Come on.

Talk to me.

Ms. ghetty:

I know it's not right.

I know it's --

I know it's not perfect.

I wanted to say that you look

really handsome tonight.

Well, here's to us.

[ smooches ]

[ knock on door ]

jill:
ms. ghetty?

Ms. ghetty!

[ panting ]

I have news.

Ms. ghetty:
oh. what --

what is this? What are you --

what -- who are you?

-jill:
oh.

-ms. ghetty:
oh!

-jill:
see?

-ms. ghetty:
jill.

Jill:
one, peter hammer

is not who he says he is.

He's not a millionaire,

but a housekeeper's son.

Ms. ghetty:
[ gasps ]

oh, that is delicious.

What else do you know?

Jill:
there's gonna be

a party tonight --

with alcohol.

Ms. ghetty:
[ gasps ]

natalia:

I have the same fridge.

[ beep ]

hello, mr. fridge.

Female voice:

hello, master.

Natalia:
[ chuckles ]

that is so funny.

See, this is why

we get along so well.

We like the same things.

Peter:
um, I'm gonna get dressed

for the party.

Natalia:
okay.

First official party together.

[ chuckles ]

'cause I got to skate

I be showing up

late to the class

Uh, hello. I'm andy.

[ chuckles ]

uh, today is, uh, may 2nd.

Location -- at samantha's house

on breckenridge lane,

and, as you know, graduation

is right around the corner,

so everyone's all crazy.

But luckily,

we find ourselves today

at an underground raging party.

Mm, mm, mm, mm. mm!

[ chuckles ]

so, you know, some couples

are hoping to get "lucky,"

but let's just be real.

Half of 'em are gonna leave

in heartbreak, in tears,

or else they're not

gonna leave at all.

They're gonna wake up here

and not know what happened.

Yo! You good, man?

Young man:

I'm not gonna graduate!

Andy:
man!

This is your third time

not graduating

with your failing ass.

All right.

All right, sorry about that.

Okay.

[ clears throat ]

here we go, follow me.

I will show you

how we do it over here.

Let's go.

Hello, ladies.

Can I please get a kiss

for andy?

Aw, you love kissing andy.

Andy will kiss you back.

Young man:

hey, let's play house.

You guys be the door,

and I'll slam you.

Huh? Upstairs?

[ laughter ]

all right.

Spencer:
you know, you could

just pretend that I'm peter.

Sam:
what?

Why would I have to do that?

I'm so comfortable right now.

Are you not comfortable?

Are you uncomfortable?

'cause I'm comfortable.

I'm real --

spencer:
chill, it's fine.

I'm comfortable.

I'm wearing flip-flops.

It's all good.

Sam:
huh, right.

Spencer:
so when are you doing

your fashion show?

-sam:
uh, I booked the gym.

-spencer:
mm.

-sam:
mm-hmm, yeah.

-spencer:
that's a good venue.

Sam:
yeah, it works.

It's luxurious enough.

Andy:
oh, and now

for the main attraction.

Sam:

what are you talking about?

Ah, you guys came together.

Natalia:
yeah, couldn't down

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