Senior Skip Day Page #2
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- 2008
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you would like to join him...
in the minimum wage
club? For instance.
Peter O' Leary, still interested
Gary Glenn, I suppose you're
still interested in Cal Arts?
Timmy Cisineros, Apex Tech?
What the hell is Apex Tech?
What's with his choise?
I n addition, there's something very
important here I want you to know.
I would not have been privy
to any of this information...
without the aid of a
very special student.
Someone I respect a lot. So as
you're going through your day,
hitting the books, I want
you to think to yourselves,
"Maybe I should be a little
more like Adam Harris".
Wough...
I don't f***ing believe you,
Harris.
Oh, bro!
Alright Scott, knock it off.
No, Mr. Rigetti,
this is f***ing bullshit.
That Adam Harris here had
to ruin our Skip Day. No
Relax, dude, sit down.
Alright, take it easy.
- Yeah, that's enough!
- Okay people...
It happened, alright? it sucks. You
think Rigetti doesn't know life sucks.
I wanna die right now. I wanna die.
I wanna curl up
into a little ball...
and I wanna die.
How's it going?
I'm... I'm alright,
how are you doing?
- Shitty.
- Yeah...
Yeah, sh*t sucks.
What's that?
Oh this?
This f***ing eulogy.
I didn't expect him to die so
quick, I was still working on it.
Jesus, that's rough.
Sh*t, who're you telling?
Now I gotta change
all this cancer crap...
into this parachute malfunction
for the funeral today.
Funeral? Wait, wait, where's
the funeral service?
At my Auntie's house where we
had that bitchin' party last fall.
You hang in there.
- Thanks, man.
- Yeah.
Funeral, huh?
Okay, alright look. I know this
is bad, okay? But look at me.
I mean, I'm desperate here,
okay? My entire class hates me.
alright? So don't judge me.
A skydiving accident?
Yes, sir.
You said he had cancer.
Oh, he did sir.
So, if a kid has cancer, what's he
doing jumping out of an airplane?
Well, he was living
life to the fullest, sir.
And, and I think it's only
fitting, that we take a page...
from little Jamal Washington's
short yet fearless life...
and that we set aside
whatever excellent curriculum...
our teachers may have
prepared for us this afternoon...
and instead, suffer through
a much crueler but ultimately...
far more powerful lesson.
That is, the frailty of human life.
I don't know, Adam, sounds
Mr. Dickwalter, if I may,
you need to ask yourself...
why would I tip you off to the
location of the Skip Day party...
saving your house and
your personal belongings...
from a vicious thrashing,
I might add...
only to create some
fantastic mirage?
You know, if this was from
any other student but you...
I'd be a little suspicious, but considering
it's you Adam, you're different.
Yes, sir.
You spend your time
studying and debating.
drinking and having sex.
Yeah.
We're not so different, you and I.
Oh!
You remind me of me
when I was your age.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Out from the same cloth,
as they say. Huh? Huh?
Huh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, huh, yeah!
That'a boy! Don't be
afraid of it, son.
A school lies in mourning.
A little boy has died.
So, I declare this day
Jamal Washington Day.
I am actually impressed with you man.
Yeah, way to save your ass from getting
dry docked by the entire senior class.
So what now?
Wait, wait, wait, everybody, um,
just... huh, hang on one second.
Please, um. Look, I know... I know
I really messed things up today...
huh... with my...
with my big mouth.
- You suck.
- Uh-huh...
but, see the thing is, we could still
turn this into the best Skip Day ever.
We'll have the party at my house.
Harris, that is
so nice of you.
And I bet you have a whole basement
full of alcohol for us to drink?
Do ya? No?!
Look buddy, you're
in over your head here.
A party at your house is gonna
be lame. Come on, let's go.
I can get you booze.
How do you know this guy?
I don't know this guy.
Well, how do you know him?
I don't. I thought
he was your friend.
Holy sh*t, that's a lot
of booze for 40 dollars.
We can go now.
That guy's got a gun. That guy's
got a gun. Start the car, Sicki!
- F***, f***, f***.
- Roll up the window!
Drive the car!
Drive the car!
Drive! Drive!
- Oh, f***! Jesus.
- My f***ing window!
- What the f***.
- Jesus!
That was awesome.
Tough break, cancer boy dying
in a freak skydiving accident.
Yeah, I did a little
parachute work myself.
I was a paratrooper in the Gulf
War, the first one. The big one.
- Did you?
- Yep.
My instructor told me that 1 in
17, 000 jumps go bad, and only..
Would it surprise you,
Dickwalter, if I told you...
that only 1 in 3.8 million
kids have cancer?
Okay.
And his funeral lands
on Skip Day, I mean...
what are the odds? It's gotta be
astronomical, like getting the lottery.
Maybe that's what I'll do
right now, Mr. Dickwalter.
Maybe I'll go buy a lottery ticket.
Hey, I can't carry the
speakers by myself.
What'd you say? Can't carry the
speakers by yourself?
That's 'cause you're a p*ssy.
What's your deal, man?
I love high school.
You do? You f***in' nuts?
Sh*t no, this is the best
time of your life.
Really?
You build your future on the foundation
that's poured during high school.
Don't squander it, son.
Hello, ma'am.
Hello.
Oh no.
- Oh Blanche.
- What's she doing here?
She must have escaped
from the home again.
Well, that can't be over here long.
Say, Minn, what do you know about
this Washington kid's funeral?
So, what you trying to say?
That because I'm black,
I gotta know where...
every other black
person's funeral is at?
Oh, Jesus.
- That we all know one another?
- Here we go.
Every black person
is a f***ing cousin.
Frankly, yes.
Well, I'll have you know that
Fantastic.
Very touching words, Auntie
Sue. Thank you very much.
And now, Jamal's Uncle Sheik would
like to sing a song in loving memory.
This goes out to Jamal, yeah.
Wasserman, Weston. Washington.
Alright.
Hello, who this?
Lamar, is that you?
Huh, yeah.
Who this?
"Who this?"
It's Mr. Dickwalter.
Okay, Mr. Dickwalter.
What do you want?
What's going on
over there, Lamar?
What'd you think? I'm at
my brother's funeral!
Doesn't sound like any
funeral I've ever been to.
It sounds more
like a party to me.
Who're you talking to?
It's my principal,
Mr. Dickwalter.
Give me that.
Tell me what's really going
on over there, you little sh*t.
How 'bout you
go f*** yourself!
How 'bout-hello? How
'bout I go f*** myself?
I don't f*** myself, my friend.
I don't f*** myself ever.
You f*** yourself. People
f*** themselves. Not me!
[cell phone rings]
Motherf***er!
Listen to me. You call this f***ing
number one more goddamn time...
and I'm gonna back my brand new
Escalade over your motherfucking skull!
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