Senior Skip Day Page #3
- R
- Year:
- 2008
- 92 min
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I don't...
Hm-mm, where you going? To do some
more generalizing about black folks?
Number one, yes. Number
two, shut up! Number three,
I think that Adam
Harris was duped...
And I'm just the
guy to bust it.
Hey, Snippy, we should
I appreciate the thought...
but'd you really think my house
is appropriately situated...
for such a festive gathering?
Let me check.
Jes... Dude!
Your house has wheels!
Come on...
Should have held onto
that kid when I had him.
[blaring rap music]
Turn that crap down!
Yeah, you better leave!
So, what're you thinking?
I'm thinking... I'm thinking...
that we're gonna make
that this world has ever seen.
With all this sh*t?
Oh yeah.
That'll get you high.
Okay, fellas, alright, we
got alcohol, we got music...
we got the world's biggest
gravity f***ing bong...
that I've ever seen, or I wanna
see, to tell you the truth.
But listen, there's just one
You see what I mean?
I know, oh yeah... yeah.
Bang them out.
A little pick 'em and stick'em.
You know what I mean now?
Yes, I do.
Hi, huh, is this the
Bornstein Modeling Agency?
Yeah... hi, I was wondering if you had any
girls available for a party this afternoon.
No. Okay.
Well, that makes
perfect sense.
Yes, thank you.
Okay, bye.
So?
They do not
do parties.
They told you to f*** off,
didn't they?
Yes, they did... they did.
Hey Bornstein?
Where the f***
are my models?
Oh, the ones I called
about over a month ago.
For the f***ing
lingerie shoot.
Look, I'm paying for a crew
to sit here and do nothing.
They better be here
in 30 minutes...
or it'll be your arse!
Yeah. 10 Forrest
Lane, Fucko!
Gentlemen, I'm gonna go beat
off before they get here.
Oh my God, I'm so sorry
we're late.
Sorry, we had a hard
time finding your street.
We're so ready to go.
So, where do you want us?
H hideous.
Absolutely hideous.
Oh what, did we make a little pit
stop at the Krispy Kreme on the way?
Oww.
Silence!
Let's do this!
Yes, beautiful.
Yes, yes, do that. Now,
give me a little giggle.
Just a little, yes,
good, good. That is sexy.
Okay, pop it up,
pop it up.
Beautiful. That's it.
What is it?
Hold Bessy.
Hey, Adam's party's
up and running.
Really?
Look.
Douche bag
pulled it off.
Well, let's go.
No. No, it's
gonna suck balls.
Scott, I am not gonna spend
Skip Day in bed with you...
while the rest of our class is
partying over at Adam's house.
What's wrong with being
in bed with me?
- Can you please stop being so pushy?
- Pushy?
I just really wanna do this,
I think we're ready.
Yeah, I know, me too. But, let's do
it over at the party, like we said.
Oh. Party. F***.
Smoke, smoke,
smoke your boat.
Smoke it
down the stream.
Smoke it, smoke it,
smoke some more,
Smokey, smokey.
Oh, I'm so excited!
That's no cutie,
that's my sister.
- Trust me...
there's some bad family history
with Skip Day parties.
Look, we need to hide,
everybody needs to hide,..
we need to get rid of the alcohol,
and you need to get rid of Blanche.
Looks like she might
like a cocktail.
I don't know why
we're doing this.
She'd like a few.
Um, I would say probably
somewhere around, like, $650, 000.
Oh sh*t, I forgot my keys.
There is no fashion
shoot, okay?
He is not
a photographer.
And I'm sure one of you
must have figured out by now,
he's not French,
this mustache is fake.
Let's save this,
save this.
Yeah.
Yeah, I like that.
Look, we're holding
my Skip Day party here.
And, the only way we
could get people to come
is if we had pictures
of really hot girls.
Dude, that sounds so gay
when you put it like that.
And now your sister's
coming here...
and you want us to hide
in the closet.
Yeah... that's pretty
much it, yep.
Wow, that's so cute.
I know. I never even
had a Skip Day party.
True, mine did
get busted.
Can we stay
here for yours?
Get in the closet. Get
in, get in, get in, get in.
You gotta get her outta here fast,
people gonna start to come any minute.
Listen to me, you're a guest
in my house, okay?
You do what I say,
stay in the closet!
Alright, I can do that.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- What're you doing home?
- What're you doing home?
- Mom needs to get her For Sale signs.
- Oh, yeah...
- Well, I'm skipping school.
- Cool...
Isn't there supposed
to be a big party today?
- Yes there is.
- You gonna go?
- I'll be there.
- Yeah, bullshit.
Where you going?
- To get the For Sale signs, from the closet.
- They're not there.
- Where are they?
- This is f***ing awesome.
OK, well, I moved them
this morning.
Okay, where'd you put them?
- You did?
- Yes I did?
- Why?
'Cause I felt like it.
Get out, everyone get out,
get out, get out.
Give me those signs, alright?
Give'm to me.
Alright, wait here.
Yeah.
- F*** off!
- Dude, Dude... need to smoke.
My sister is upstairs right now.
Alright, alright, come on. Go!
- Adam, there's no signs up here.
- Shhh...
Ouh, ouh, ouh, ouh, ouh...
- Adam!
- What?
There's an old
lady in the guest room.
She's my friend.
Who's in the closet?
What?
- Who's in the closet?
- No one's in the closet.
- There's no one in the closet?
- There's no one in the closet.
- That's right.
- Really?
Ahhh...
What's going on?
I'm kind'a... I'm throwing the
Skip Day party at our house.
- What?
- Look, I know, I know it looks bad...
and I know how you and Mom hate
Skip Day parties and all that, but...
I screwed up, and I didn't
have a choice and...
I know it's stupid and it's
irresponsible and everything...
- Shhh...
- And your right...
Look at me,
I am so proud of you.
I mean, you're keeping
up the family tradition.
- I knew you had that f***ing gene in you.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- Thank you, that's nice of you
- F***, I wish I could stay.
- Oh...
- Better not do anything I wouldn't do.
- I won't do anything you wouldn't do.
- Maybe you'll get lucky.
- Yeah...
- Bye, baby.
- Bye.
Hey...
What'd you want?
What'd you think I want?
Adam, is it weird that...
there's a motor home
across the street?
That's my house, yo.
Yeah, he lives there.
- Okay.
- Congratulations.
- What?
- You're growing some balls.
you wanna go do the bong?
Yes.
Party!
Can you believe this? There's actually
a party in my house, right now.
Yeah, but nobody's dancing.
Well, it'll take just one
person to start it off.
Who?
Dance party!
Yeah.
Oh my God.
It's a Carla sandwich with
a side of Scotty. Scotty.
Dog trainer.
[sobs]
Hey, hey, why
the long face?
Mr. Dickwalter, I'm
sorry, I'm sorry. Please.
Pull yourself together. There may
still be a way out of this for you.
Hey Ralph,
where's the party?
Look at me. Do I look like a guy
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