Senior Skip Day Page #8

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- true love is a rare thing...

- God...

- when you find it you need to...

- Just shut up and kiss me.

grab it by it's horns, you need

to wrestle it to the ground...

and then you need to take your matador

saber and you need to plunge it...

into the cavity of its

chest, and then you need...

What? Where're you

plunging it into?

You take your matador saber. Matador

is the guy that fights bulls in Spain.

Or in really strange areas

of the U S, I suppose.

And he kills the bull with his matador saber.

Plunges it into the

feathering cavity of his chest,

and then he kicks it while it's on the

ground. Then later on he barbecues it.

Wanna do the head butt?

Yeah! Yeah,

yeah, yeah. Okay.

This is our version.

Yeah. So, okay.

True love is a rare thing.

When you find it you need to

grab the bull by the horns...

and you need to wrestle

it to the ground, and then...

Just shut up and kiss me.

Okay.

Boom.

Then she falls to the ground, and

then I kick her. And I kick her.

And I say,

"That's for six years...

junior high and high

school, of torture".

Huh, your frappuccino's

here, Mr. Lundy.

Harris, that's

my girl.

Give me a kiss.

During sexually

intimate moments,

do you ever feel like

your woman's distracted?

There's a party

at Mr. Dickwalter's?

Motherf***er.

One more time.

Motherf***er.

One more time.

Who is

that a**hole?

That's my principal,

Pop. Mr. Dickwalter.

Motherf***er.

Marker.

Set I

And action!

What do you know about this

Washington kid's funeral?

So, what you

trying to say?

That because I'm black,

I gotta know where

every other black

person's funeral is at?

Oh, Jesus.

That we all know

each other?

Here we go.

That every black person

is a f***ing cousin?

Frankly, yes.

Well, I'll have you know...

that I have three cousins...

Shaniqua, Santander, and

Quanta, and they all white.

Marker.

You broke my heart, kid.

I'll call it even if you put

in a good word with your sister.

'Cause she's like, phew,

I mean, know what I mean?

Oh my God.

Cut!

I'm so f***ed up.

- Cut!

- Motherf***er.

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