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Senseless Page #4
- R
- Year:
- 1998
- 93 min
- 772 Views
Oh, dog. I'm sorry.
[Car Horns Honking,
Traffic Sounds]
Aah.
- [Panting] Focus, concentrate.
- [Horns Honking]
- Find the control.
- [Tires Screeching Loudly]
[Wings Fluttering Loudly]
[Breathing Deeply]
[Baby Crying At Normal Volume]
Oh, my God.
[Bell Tolling]
Normal.
Super.
Normal.
- Super.
- [Footfalls Amplified]
Damn.
[Making Smooching Noises]
[Glass Clinking]
Stratford University would like to
welcome our five excellent finalists,
their families
and the distinguished executives...
of the Smythe-Bates company
to this very special banquet.
[All Together]
Hear, hear.
[Man #1] You look so sexy
in that bow tie.
[Man #2] Do you want to come
on over after?
- Oh, that'd be great.
I just wanna lick you up and down.
- Shh.
I'm gonna tie you
to the bed post...
and beat the sh*t out of you
Hey, Darryl, you eat this kind
of crap, right?
- Yeah.
- Okay, tell me if it's sweet enough.
Mmm.
Mmm, good. Mmm.
Mmm.
Where you get this from?
This is the best thing I ever tasted.
Mmm. Mmm.
Mmm. God.
Mmm. Delicious!
Wait, wait.
Your button's all messed up!
- You're always looking out for me.
- Ooh.
- Eh, what table you got?
- The dais.
Well, now you got table four and six.
Thank you.
Now I have to toss more salads.
Good evenin', Mr. Tyson and student.
- Economics.
- Darryl Witherspoon. How are you, sir?
- This is Robert Bellweather.
- Hey, Mr. Bellweather. Nice to meet you.
- Pleasure.
- [Mr. Bellweather] Hello, Darryl.
- I will be your server this evening.
- Good.
Yippee.
You're an impressive candidate,
Mr. Thorpe, and I'm curious...
to hear about your opinions
on the current state of the market.
Certainly.
I, uh...
Uh, Darryl, is it... Can you be a buddy
and go fill that with somethin'?
[Whistles]
[Tyson] What's your opinion
of Shamada Technology, Scott?
- Shamada.
- Shamada.
[Scott] Oh, uh, Shamada Tech.
Right. They...
- That's a good question. They're, um...
- Here you are, Mr. Tyson.
Just keep it on the download, okay?
- That's very generous,
but I've got plenty.
- Mr...
Mr. Tyson, please,
it's the least I can do...
for the man who's buyin' up Deauville
Publishin', settin' the trend for LBO's.
I mean, Mr. Tyson, you a genius.
Thank you.
No, Mr. Tyson, thank you.
Do you realize that all these
other companies follow your lead?
Let's take Shamada, for example.
They're gonna drop precipitously
in the fourth quarter.
Well, that's very odd.
We were just talking about that.
Get the... [Grunts]
Out of here!
You know about this?
How?
Mr. Tyson, economics is my life.
Actually, I read in the papers,
there's this Japanese firm
coming out with this new chip.
It's supposed to be twice
as fast and twice as cheap.
And with the debt that Shamada's
carrying from that last buyout,
I don't think
they're gonna make it.
If I was you guys,
I'd sell and sell fast.
- I already have.
- You did?
You see, and that is
why this man is a genius.
- You a genius.
- Hey, uh, waiter,
could I get some wine, please?
- Sure, my little friend.
What would you like?
- Who cares? Just go.
- Uh, Darryl, some butter without salt.
That's a very bright young man.
[Plates Crashing]
Butter.
Butter, butter, butter.
Hey, where'd you guys
hide the butter?
Whoo!
Yes, it's so nice.
[Darryl] Go ahead.
Name a stock.
Okay, I got one.
Haskell Growth Fund.
Haskell Growth Fund.
341/8.
Am I right? Come on. Am I right?
Come on. Give it up. Give it up.
146 flat, down from a high of 180.
- Ha-ha!
- Ha-ha!
Fielding Industrials.
Fielding Industrials.
Uh, you know, I'm just gonna throw
this one out there.
You know, I'm just gonna...
just throw it out there.
- [Gasps]
- Fifty-five.
- And a half.
- That's it.
Huh? Huh?
The kid is nice, huh?
- How'd you memorize all this?
- It's kind of like your wife's bra size.
If you love it, you'll remember,
huh, tiger? Come on.
Come on, Mr. Tyson.
What's your wife's bra size?
- Thirty-six.
- Thirty-six what?
- C.
- Thirty-six C!
Well, young man, I haven't had
such an informative meal in some time.
- I'm glad you enjoyed yourself.
- How did you fail to qualify
for the final competition?
You know, I've been workin' four jobs
just to pay my tuition,
and, uh, I don't know,
I just blew my final exam.
Why should such a hard worker
be punished?
- You know, I feel
- Too bad there's already five.
[Tyson]
What do you think, Bellweather?
He's certainly qualified
for the competition.
Good. Congratulations, Darryl.
You are now the sixth finalist.
Mr. Tyson, thank you, sir.
Thank you so much.
And thank you, Mr. Bellweather.
Thank you, sir.
I-I promise you,
you will not regret this.
For your sake, I'd better not.
But, uh, Mr. Tyson, uh...
Yes!
F-D-P-L-T-C-L.
The Hilsinger Company,
Plainville, Massachusetts,
02762, printed in the U.S.A.
Over in the corner is a fingerprint.
Right there.
It looks like a smudge
of jelly... strawberry.
It's the no-frills brand.
Somethin' real cheap.
Your five senses
are operating at levels...
no human being
has ever experienced.
- We have a lot of tests to do.
- Wait, wait, wait. No, Doc.
We can't do tests today. I'm late.
Just hook me up with my drugs,
and let me be on my way.
Just remember,
follow the regimen exactly.
- Do not exceed the dosage.
- Okay.
Oh, Doc, uh, I wanted to apologize
'cause, you know,
I came down really hard
on you the other day.
It's just that this drug, man, it's
the best thing that ever happened to me.
I mean, I feel like for the first time
in my life, I'm on top of the world.
Darryl, I realize that you feel
Just remember, power is a drug
all its own. Be careful.
Okay.
Oh, yeah. And, Doc...
[Grunts] Thank you.
Whoo!
Hey, it's the little engine
that could.
- Hey, what's up, Scott?
- This party's invite only.
No invitee, so good nighty.
Oh, what's the matter, Scott?
You feel that Smythe-Bates job
slippin' through your fingers?
- Huh? [Laughs]
- Dude, your last name
could be Smythe-Bates,
and you still wouldn't get this job,
'cause it's mine.
- Darryl!
- Hey, how you doin', Mr. Bellweather?
How are you?
Mr. Tyson.
- Hey, didn't know you were a Kappa.
- Actually, I'm not.
Darryl's the one that got away.
Now, if you'll excuse us.
Well, I think he's the sort of Kappa man
we should be pledging.
- Absolutely. I agree.
- Well, uh, Darryl's case...
has already been decided,
I'm sorry to say.
Scott, uh, we sit on the board of this
fraternity, and we endow it as well.
I think we've earned
some input, don't you?
- Hear, hear.
- Brothers, listen up!
Brother Bob Bellweather and I
would like you...
to reconsider the pledgeship
of Darryl Witherspoon.
All in favor of Darryl say "aye."
- [All Together] Aye.
- [Tyson] All opposed?
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