Sensitive Parts Page #3

- Ryan, don't say anything.

- Time to dance b*tches.

Come on!

Shenade, this one is for you.

Come on!

Is there something wrong

with the casserole?

- Nothing, I'm just

saving room for dessert.

- Shenade, I made you a casserole,

you expected me to make

you dessert as well?

- We could go get gelato after,

we can go to that 200 flavor

places, is that still open?

- Uh, yeah, it's just,

you don't wanna go there,

they've got ice crystals in their gelato.

- They also have crazy,

awesome, fun flavors.

I had blue cheese once.

- Why, why would you do that to yourself?

- Ryan, what about you?

What's the weirdest

flavor you've ever had?

- I had wasabi once, it

was awful, I regretted it.

- Ew, you guys are the king and

queen of poor choices, blah.

- I do wanna do something

after dinner though,

I wanna get reacquainted

with all my favorite spots.

- Well, Ryan, we should show

Shenade around this week.

- Yeah, you should totally do that.

- I want you to come with us,

I want you to know my better half.

- Yeah, but you guys have

a lot of catching up to do

and I don't wanna intrude

on best friend time.

- Ryan, it's fine, actually

you and I could get

to know one another.

- Yeah, Delori, I...

I'm getting old, you

know, and so with that,

I just, I'm feeling like I

need to prioritize my time

a little bit, you know.

And my priority, what I

want the most is to get

to know you better,

just you before anyone.

And you know, I just wanna hang

out with just the two of us

for a bit, you know?

- Oh.

You're a dork, you get

to know me so much better

by seeing with Shenade, am I right?

- Mmm hmm, a little off the chain.

- Okay, yeah, I mean,

you're right, you're right.

You are, I mean, part

of getting to know you

is getting to know people

that are important to you.

So, all three of us will hang out.

- Great, I just, you know Shenade,

you and Ryan have something in common,

you both think that I'm great.

And I think that you guys are great,

and I hope that the two of you

think each other are great,

and I'm gonna stop saying great.

- You do kind of sound

like Tony the Tiger, so.

- What I'm trying to say is

that it's just really nice

to have two of my most

favorite people over in

my apartment for dinner, so thank you.

- You're so wonderful, Delori.

- Am I really one of your favorite people?

- Duh.

- You're one of my favorite people too.

- Oh, man, there's just so

much love at this table,

it's like this is how threesomes start.

- No, I could never have

a threesome with you

because you are too hot,

and I would look like

Danny Devito next to you.

- You're like a super

sexy hot Danny Devito.

- In what universe is

there a sexy Danny Devito?

- You guys are both effing ridiculous,

you, oh my god, you guys would

have the cutest children.

- All right, I can't do this.

- What, like what?

- Ryan, don't.

- What are you talking about?

Do you have an STI?

- No, I don't have an STI.

But I do have to tell

you something important.

We have to tell you something important.

Even though it's important,

it's not a big deal, okay?

- Okay.

- We didn't recognize each other at first,

but Shenade and I have

met before at a party,

like around six years ago.

We were really, really drunk,

and we had sex.

And it was a one time thing, Delori,

and it was completely unmemorable,

and I didn't have feelings

for her and I don't now,

and I haven't seen or spoken to her since.

I'm not telling you this to hurt you,

not that it should hurt you,

I'm telling you this because I respect you

and because I care about you.

And because you deserve the truth.

And I never, ever wanna lie to you.

- I just need a few minutes

just to be by myself.

- Do you want to talk about it?

- No, I just need a few

minutes, I'll be right back.

- Okay, if that's what you want,

we'll be right here waiting.

- It's all right, you're special,

you're one in a million.

Honey.

- F***, f***!

F***, f***!

- I think that's what got us into trouble

in the first place.

- She always thought

she couldn't trust me.

- She had her own reasons,

it had nothing to do with you

for her to be.

- No, no, it's not her fault.

- Right, I get it, you

feel lie an a**hole,

I feel like an a**hole too,

but it's because we care,

we didn't do anything wrong.

- I have done things wrong.

Not to her, but you're

probably not the only girl

I can't remember.

Shenade, I feel like an a**hole

because I am an a**hole.

- Listen, I get it.

I've f***ed around a lot

too and I have hurt people

accidentally, and I'm not proud of it,

but I don't feel guilty about consequences

that I couldn't expect,

and neither should you.

- Okay, you know her

best, tell me what to do.

What do we do, how do we fix it?

- I don't know.

- Come on, what do we say to her?

What does she need to hear?

- We can't change how she feels.

- That's bullshit, we just

gotta convince her that this...

- How we gonna convince her?

She doesn't trust us

because we're the problem!

- What kind of friend are you?

You're not even willing to try

to help her deal with this.

- I'm not gonna sit

here and be lectured by

a pair of balls and dick!

You know what, what do guys

even know about friendship?

What do you do, you help them move,

you get a f***ing beer!

You have never wiped the

tears off your friends face,

you've never sat with them for three hours

as they had panic attacks and cry because

the douche bag who cheated

on them f***ing posts

a picture of him with a new girlfriend.

So f*** you!

- Delori, I'm so sorry.

- Delori, you know I love you.

And I am so sorry that this happened.

Please don't let it change anything.

- It's okay, I'm okay.

I know that it happened a long time ago

and that it was like a one time thing,

and I understand why you

didn't tell me right away.

But I just need some time to process this,

so I just need you guys to leave.

- I really want us to talk about this.

- I don't want to right now.

- You know those get backed up?

- Mmm hmm, just deal with it later.

Can't have them following me around.

- I know it hurts right now,

but you don't have to do this.

You can face this, you

can get through this.

- No, I can't.

- Yes, you can.

- No, I can't!

We can't all be fierce.

- Hey.

- Ryan, I told you I needed time,

I really wish you hadn't come by.

- I know, I know, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I wanna give you your space,

I'm just, I'm worried about you.

And I really need to talk.

Are you sure you're okay

because you don't seem okay?

Are you really not gonna say anything?

Are you just planning on

ignoring me for long enough

that I give up and go away?

- I don't know what you mean.

- Look, I know, I know

that this kind of thing

really bothers you, I feel

like I can guess as to why.

All I can say is that I'm

sorry that you had to deal with

that because you really don't deserve it.

And I'm sorry that my

sh*t gets in the way too,

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