Setup Page #4
- R
- Year:
- 2011
- 85 min
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BLAIR, 50s, a calm, cold-blooded silver fox, approaches an
upper-class home. Not a place you’d expect to find drug
dealers. He KNOCKS, adjusting his designer glasses, and --
KEATON, 50s, his sister and literal partner in crime, answers
the door -- a sharp, brazen veteran who doesn’t suffer fools.
KEATON:
You’re not supposed to use the
front door.
BLAIR:
We have a bigger problem.
EXT. TESS & JENNA’S APARTMENT - STREET - NIGHT
Night falls as Doug and Tess walk and talk toward her
apartment building. Charming in its negligent upkeep.
DOUG:
Robin Hood. No doubt about it.
TESS:
Seriously? Me too! Guys always say
Prince Charming just to be cute.
Once in a while Hercules, but-
DOUG:
Not me. Robin Hood was pulling mad
cash and still looked out for his
people. Where I’m from, that’s
worth way more than super strength.
TESS:
I just thought he was the hottest.
DOUG:
What? He was an animal!
TESS:
Yeah, a fox.
They chuckle playfully as they reach Tess’ front door.
21.
DOUG:
I don’t wanna jinx it, but this is
like the best one of these has ever
gone for me.
TESS:
Yeah. Me too, actually.
DOUG:
So... where do you wanna do this?
TESS:
What?
DOUG:
Out here could be good. You can’t
really see much from the street.
TESS:
(off-put)
Wow, I mean... I had fun, but I
think I’m gonna call it a night.
Doug holds out his GIFT BAG, handing it to Tess.
DOUG:
I’m just gonna hand this to you.
TESS:
You didn’t have to do that.
DOUG:
I didn’t want it to look weird out
in the open, so I thought I should
put it in a bag or somethin’. It
looks wicked legit though, right?
TESS:
Yeah, it looks great.
DOUG:
I watched a video.
A moment of awkward silence. Time to go.
TESS:
Well, thanks for the bread.
She kisses Doug on the cheek, then ducks into the apartment.
DOUG:
(calling after)
Our guys will be in touch!
22.
He stares for a moment, confused by the kiss. Then walks off.
INT. TESS & JENNA’S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
Equally confused, Tess hovers at the door.
TESS:
(to self)
“Our guys?”
The noise alerts Jenna, who enters like Tess is past curfew.
JENNA:
What the H-E-double-hockey-fucks?
TESS:
What did I do now?
JENNA:
Your date, genius. The one I slaved
over setting you up on?
TESS:
Let’s be careful about how we’re
using the word “slaved.”
JENNA:
Why did you flake out? I thought
you wanted to give this a shot.
TESS:
First of all, I did go on your
date. Boom. Proof.
Tess drops the GIFT BAG onto the counter for emphasis.
TESS (CONT’D)
Also, Doug was weird. I feel like I
should be the one yelling.
JENNA:
Who is Doug?
TESS:
The guy you set me up with!
JENNA:
I only know one person named Doug
and he is a cartoon.
TESS:
Then who just gave me this?
23.
Their eyes dart to the gift bag on the table. Tess walks over
and reaches into the bag, pulling out: THE BRICK OF COCAINE.
JENNA:
Is that...
TESS:
I just got a boner.
EXT. STREETS - NIGHT
Doug is walking down the street when his phone rings:
“KEATON.” He burps, waves the smell away, and then answers.
DOUG:
Hey, boss. Quick question. That
thing about your stomach expanding
and blowin’ up if you eat too much
bread and water is just like an old
wise tale, right?
INT. KEATON’S HOME BASE - LIVING ROOM - SAME
A home base that looks an awful lot like a regular home.
Scented candles. Crown molding. She’s hidden herself well.
KEATON:
Did you say wise tale?
Blair reaches for a nice whiskey, but Keaton slaps it away.
INTERCUT DOUG/KEATON:
DOUG:
Yeah, like people cracking wise,
f***ing with you or whatever.
KEATON:
It’s wives’ tale. But that bread
thing is true, it happened to a
bunch of concentration camp people.
DOUG:
Oh, for real? That’s too bad.
KEATON:
It is too bad. You know what else
is too bad?
DOUG:
What?
24.
KEATON:
My brother got a very upsetting
call from our buyers. They said
they waited for you to deliver the
product and you never showed.
DOUG:
F*** that, I just handed it off.
KEATON:
Where?
DOUG:
The place they told me to be! I got
a note under my door yesterday.
KEATON:
Who did you meet with?
DOUG:
Their girl. Her name was Tess.
KEATON:
What did she look like?
DOUG:
Nice hair. Dressed up. Didn’t look
like a dealer, that’s for sure.
KEATON:
Do you think maybe she didn’t look
like a dealer because she F***ING
WASN’T ONE?
The realization hits Doug. He mouths “f***” over and over.
INT. TESS & JENNA’S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
Tess and Jenna stare at the brick of cocaine. Faces blank.
TESS:
Do you think it’s okay to keep?
JENNA:
No, I don’t think this is okay to
keep. Nothing about this is okay.
TESS:
What do we do then?
JENNA:
Flush it! Flush it like they do on
f***ing The Wire, I don’t know!
25.
TESS:
Do you know how hard it is to get
real coke as an adult? We can’t
just flush this heavenly gift down
the same place you take your dumps.
Tess grabs some nearby SCISSORS and cuts a sliver of the bag
open. Then SNORTS SOME POWDER RIGHT OFF THE SCISSORS.
JENNA:
What’re you-
She holds the scissors out to Jenna.
JENNA (CONT’D)
No way. The first and last time I
did coke I stayed up for three days
cross-stitching.
TESS:
without that?
A closer look at the walls reveals spastic CROSS-STITCHINGS
of birds, cities, celebrities -- all of them terrible.
Jenna stares at the drugs, contemplating.
TESS (CONT’D)
Come on. This may be our last
chance to do something dumb
together before you’re domesticated
by a Norwegian windmill blade.
An eye roll from Jenna. She leans down, SNORTS --
JENNA:
Mother-F***!
BACK TO DOUG/KEATON:
DOUG:
I’m sorry, Keaton. It was an
accident. She just seemed nice, I-
KEATON:
Nice? If this goes any further
south, we’ll all end up in f***ing
caskets. Does that sound nice?
DOUG:
No, ma’am.
26.
KEATON:
No. So why don’t you get the
package, get the girl, and get the
hell back here to sort it out.
Doug listens, tail between his legs.
DOUG:
Why the girl?
KEATON:
Proof! We need to convince them
this bullshit mix-up is real, Doug.
I’m not sure showing them your SAT
scores is gonna be enough.
DOUG:
Right...
KEATON:
Now, where are you?
Doug looks up to street signs, orienting himself.
INT. TESS & JENNA’S APARTMENT - BATHROOM - NIGHT
NOW HIGH, Tess and Jenna hold the drugs above the toilet.
TESS/JENNA
One, two, three--
Jenna lets go of her side of the brick, but Tess refuses.
JENNA:
Tess! This is the fifth time we’ve
done this for f***’s sake!
Jenna’s spastic hands struggle to pry the brick from Tess,
accidentally DUMPING the drugs in and around the toilet.
JENNA (CONT’D)
Why did you do that?!
TESS:
Boo hoo, what’s the big deal?
JENNA:
The cocaine. The cocaine is
obviously the big deal.
They both drop down onto their knees, trying to clean it up.
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