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Women don't care about

the size. - I'll kill you.

I'll kill ya! - Yeah, right.

Your sister liked it big.

She liked it hard!

She was a real whore,

first class!

She would jump on your cock,

and scream like Dorothy!

Tadija!

LUS:

Hi, my name is Marina...

I'm twelve,

I'm in the fifth grade,

I like to draw and write.

My favourite subjects are

history, geography and

literature, of course.

Recently I moved to Blok 70,

New Belgrade,

so I don't have lots

of friends around here.

My dad is a clerk, and my mom

works in the supermarket.

They tell me all the time

that I should have more friends

but I have none.

I would truly like to meet

some friends this way,

with whom I could

spend some time off.

Leave a message, I'm not

available right now...

Hello, my son. I've been

trying to find you all day.

Desa, from the sixth floor have

rented the room to a young,

and they say beautiful lady

doctor, so I've been thinking,

why don't you come

over and meet her?

Obrad, my son! Are you

deliberately avoiding me?

The lady doctor asked about

You...

Hi, I'm Tanja, and I'm 11.

I'm also lonely and unhappy

because I'm in love with Boris

from the sixth grade.

But he loves this Tamara,

which is disgusting by my

opinion!

I would really like to

meet you, as soon as possible.

Hi, Tanja. Great that you

replied. Can't wait to meet you.

To talk about stupid teachers,

boys, parents and stuff.

To drink soda's and eat

pancakes. Hope you like them,

'cause I make great pancakes.

Are you free tomorrow?

Afternoon.

- Afternoon.

How can I help you?

- Excuse me?

Looking for something?

- I must have made a mistake...

Stojcic, sixth floor? - Yes,

that's me. And who might you be?

I'm Tanja's dad.

- Tanja...?

Of course, Tanja's dad!

Yes, Yes...

Me, I'm a dad too. Little...

Yes, I'm Marina's father.

Please, come in. - Thanks.

And where's little Tanja?

- She's near by.

Don't get me wrong, I thought

I should check on you first.

You know, these days...

There are lots of maniacs

around.

I perfectly understand.

As you've said it,

the times now...

And where is...

- Marina? She's here.

I mean not here, she went to

the store to buy some sweets.

Actually some Coca Cola,

for her new friend.

I'm telling her all the time

it's not healthy, but...

You know, kids like kids.

Right, kids like kids.

All of us used to be kids.

We haven't been introduced.

Obrad. - I'm Radoje. Rasha.

Police in Madrid has exposed

a chain of pedophiles

who exchanged photos

and contacted children.

This group of perverts

consisted of many celebrities

and members of Spain

establishment.

Did you hear that?

That's what

I'm talking about.

Shocking! Really shocking.

And how can you dare to let

zour child on the streets...

Talking to me? That's why

I'm at home all day.

You can never be too cautious

having a kid these days.

And the Goverment should do

something as well. - Yes!

School, too.

- Yes, school as well.

I expect Marina soon...

- Yes... little Marina.

And where is your wife?

- Wife?

My wife!

We got divorced.

Long time ago.

But we stayed friends,

because of the kid.

And you? I bet you're

living in a happy marriage.

Not really. My job is demanding

and I'm often out of home.

That reflected our

marriage. We got distant.

And what do you do?

I'm an inspector.

An inspector? - Police inspector.

Juvenille delinqency.

Day and night, you know?

I can imagine...

Your pancakes are great!

I've packed some for little

Tamara. - Tanja!

Yes, Tanja...

My God, I don't know

what happened to Marina.

Hi, it's me. I'm fine, and you?

Listen, did by any

chance Marina stop by?

She did? Yeah...

No, it's fine.

She'll sleep over?

No, I don't mind.

Just tell her she has to do her

homework for tomorrow. Bye...

You've heard it.

Naughty little girl,

she scared me...

- Kids, you know?

It's important that she's ok.

Little Marina...

Well, I have to go. - Ok.

It's a shame that you haven't

met Marina.

Well, we'll have the chance.

Now that we've met...

Hi, neighbor! Can you

fill this with water, please?

What? - In March I'm going

to Kilimanjaro, so...

Son, the lady doctor called.

And imagine, she's divorced,

with kids. And I told her:

My Obrad should have children

of his own, not taking

care of someone else's...

Thanks a lot. Goodbye!

So... There's no Marina?

Right.

There's no Marina, and

of course, there's no wife.

There's nothing.

I'm pedophile.

Disgusting,

Oedipus pedophile.

So, what shall we do now?

Let's cut this torture.

Tell me where to go,

and what to bring...

- How should I know?

Well, you are the inspector.

Yeah.

And I'm

also a pedophile.

Dirty, old pedophile.

May I get that drink now?

And there's no... - Tanja?

No. Just you and me.

Dirty, old pedophiles.

You're staring... - No.

You are!

- Ok, I'm staring.

Here you go. - Thanks.

Did you ever go to see

a shrink? - Why should I?

So that they can tell me that

I'm a pedophile

'cause nobody loved me as a

child, and I've lost my mom?

I know that myself.

Now you're staring. - What?

Have you ever? - What?

- You know...

Basically, I haven't.

With little girls?

- No. I haven't.

Wait a minute. Maybe

you're a homo? - No...

It's funny, these things

with homosexuals.

Only yesterday they were in

hiding, completely illegal.

And now, they are

completely out and cool.

What? You mean, maybe

they'll legalize us too?

Maybe in 30 years...

If the media gave the

right kind of coverage,

and if the parliament...

Radoje!

GLUTTONY:

I thought we're going

to the movies.

Yeah, right! Like I want

to throw money on that sh*t.

What's wrong with this?

It's all the same sh*t,

movies, exhibitions, culture!

Why are you dressed up like

a prostitute?

I thought we're going to

the movies. - And that's cool?

Come here.

What? - Stand here.

- What's with you, God!

I'm just kidding, darlin'

You'll be the best chick

here! - You, silly...

Am I ok? Ok.

Let's go

Dojcin Tutinac enough to said

Dojcin, why virtual?

Why onomatopoeia?

Let's go to the movies, please!

- We'll have yummiest food here

and all for free. Samir told me

they've been loading all day.

Samir! - Really? - C'mon, my

man! They'll eat the food!

You dressed up for

the occasion!

See a guy from the Parliament!

- You are a legend! You rule!

See a guy from the Parliament!

- You are a legend! You rule!

He couldn't care less.

He came to eat too.

Samir, my bro!

I can't recognize you! - Go, go!

Did you take a crap this

morning? Ha? - Go, go, go!

Did you take a crap this

morning? Ha? - Go, go, go!

Well, how to put it...

People eat. They have to.

Would it be a problem if

I farted? I just have to.

It's simply one digestive

sfumatto, of pulsing contures.

It's simply one digestive

sfumatto, of pulsing contures.

Aesthetic escapism, 'cause of

global consumerism.

Monetary, even staged process.

- Man! You're off to the market?

Why are you pulling me? Why

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