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doesen't he buys a decent bag?

This is culture!

It's not for bums...

Are you talking about

synthesized trend as a brand?

Completely the opposite.

Brand in the form of a trend.

Do you get it? Brand name,

as a nick name.

Do you get it? Brand name,

as a nick name.

Look at this. - What is it?

- Don't know, but it's great.

Fill it up. Gimme some more!

Tastes f***ing great!

Bro, what's this? - Punch.

What? - Punch, sir...

Knew that,

just pulling your leg.

Are these eclairs? Or

little princess cakes?

Take one eclair.

It's great.

F*** me, I'm blind!

It's a new sweat suit!

I'll be back.

Fill it up, with everything.

Come here!

Where are you going?

Wait, don't run.

We're not in a hurry.

Ladies and gentleman, let me

tell you how happy I am

that I've been given this

honour to open this,

especially in this year of

culture, to open this...

especially in this year of

culture, to open this...

Like I usually like to say...

Excuse me, I'm expecting

an important call.

You may, of course! I'm

opening an exhibition here.

You may, of course! I'm

opening an exhibition here.

Wonderful speech! - Really?

That's very interesting.

We could lend that deal.

- Sorry, what's in it?

This one is with spinach,

and you got tuna and mayo.

This one is with spinach,

and you got tuna and mayo.

Mayo... I can't eat that.

But this is special!

- See you later, in a restaurant.

Thanks. Let me rephrase this.

What are we without culture?

And what is culture

without us? - Is he bullshiting?

Like I love to say, we have to

remember the simple man.

Like I love to say, we have to

remember the simple man.

Manifests, or as our

common man likes to call it,

expressive expression of

culture, the answer is simple.

What is culture? - Full pot

of beans, that's culture!

It's ok. The guy has the point.

It's true, young man! Full pot

of beans! That's culture!

It's true, young man! Full pot

of beans! That's culture!

It's true, young man! Full pot

of beans! That's culture!

Stop embarrasing me! - I'm just

saying what's on my mind.

I'll loose my job. Shut up.

- What a job...

We are culture!

I am culture!

We are culture!

I am culture!

Thanks a lot! Cheers!

Call me! Have a good time!

You see?

Better than the movies.

You see?

Better than the movies.

You bet! It's awesome!

- Just fill yourself up!

There's seafood up there.

Take it easy, lady! There's

plenty for everybody!

I love it! Rich and plenty!

Tell me, what's fresh here?

Everything is fresh, sir.

- Spare me the tricks,

Everything is fresh, sir.

- Spare me the tricks,

I've been there, what's fresh?

- Would you like some soup?

Sure, sure... To stir it up.

Loose the hand.

Put some more shells.

Loose the hand.

Put some more shells.

Tell me, bro, are those squids?

Now you're talking!

Can I ask you something?

I can see you're a clever guy.

Do you know where the best

squids are? - No idea, sir...

The best squid are...

On Sundays, behind the mosk!

Did you get it? No?

Ahmed, come here.

- Sorry, man! Really.

Ahmed, come here.

- Sorry, man! Really.

Don't be mad. Do you know

how it made me feel?

I've heard there is some

barbecue. - Where?

Sorry, Ahmed. Don't be mad.

Watch the plate!

I feel sorry for the guy,

he was really nice.

F*** it! What's that?

- Shut it. It's art.

F*** it! What's that?

- Shut it. It's art.

I think they're doing this

just to f*** your appetite.

But they don't stand a chance

with me.

But they don't stand a chance

with me.

You can have anything, but

there's nothing like the grill!

Are you insane?

It's not salty at all!

Chief, come here!

Chief, come here!

Can I get some salt?

- Leave that, it's an artwork!

It's not meant to be eaten.

They're not gonna die over

one kebab! - Stay here.

F***ing cheap!

- He's a nice kid.

He's gonna bring some salt.

Look at this freak! He brought

a garbage can, and it's art!

What's wrong, love?

What's wrong, love?

- I feel sick.

Cloaka of the Universe

How can you?

- Why? I'm not ill.

Try some. - I can't, I'm full.

Haven't you puked?

- You're such a pig!

Haven't you puked?

- You're such a pig!

Right, and for a good pig,

All slops are good.

Take it, look at them,

they're like glass.

No way! - Pack it up.

For later. Give me your bag.

Good evening. How did you

like the art works?

Super. Really awesome.

- And what are your favorites?

Well, my favorites are...

Everything.

Everything was really, really...

You know, awesome!

So, you don't think there's

a crisis in avant-garde?

What crisis? It's awesome!

Awesome! - Really awesome.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Come to see this, it's great.

- Let me put this in first.

Look at this!

Bunch of little chickens,

and a big chicken.

Are you my chicken?

Are you gonna give me

a lot of little chickens?

One early morning,

the ruster dad went out!

Then he went into the well,

and wets his feathers down!

Coo-coo, it's a misfortune!

Coo-coo, it's a misfortune!

Coo-coo, it's a misfortune!

Coo-coo, it's a misfortune!

Are you my chicken?

We had a hell of a party.

Are you my chicken?

We had a hell of a party.

Huh, love? - I screwed it up

with my vomitting...

Don't worry, love.

It's all life. And art.

Don't worry, love.

It's all life. And art.

Here's my Man! He's bringing

salt! Is there salt, my Man?

Come with us! - I told you

not to touch me? Are you deaf?

What are you looking at? - Is it

a free country? What's this?

I sh*t on your art!

Your exhibition sucks!

And your food sucks, too!

Kebabs tasted like sh*t!

Don't, please! Don't!

Adam is my friend!

Samir, thanks a lot! - Let me

put on my jacket! What's wrong?

What do you want?

Why did you call me?

You f***ing bold p*ssy!

- Let's go! - Let me be!

This is your f***in' culture!

You're lovely. - Let's go!

F*** you too!

Here, look at us! - And what

to say in the end?

The exhibition went fine, if

we forget about the incident.

Exhibits,, From woman",

to,, Meat jelly", are missing.

These unique

master pieces made from

human fat taken from

the liposuction clinic,

unfotunately found their way

into the stomach

of some starving

exhibition visitor.

For Cultural Chronics,

I am Iva Mandic.

PRIDE:

If I knew you're gonna be like

that, I wouldn't have come!

Stop it, please. - I will make

a scene! - Stop it, please.

Cut the crap. - Try to say that

again and I... - Cut the crap!

I'm gonna leave now. F*** you

and your f***ing quiz!

We're going live.

Good evening to our studio

audience, to our contestants,

and good evening to all of you

watching us on your TV screens.

My name is Milan Slavkovic,

I'm the host of the quiz show

,, Couples get cash",

where married couples try

to win some money and premium

prize of 4 million dinars!

Tonight, our contestants are

Srdjan and Zorica Paunovic,

and they're close to a dream

of winning the prize!

Good evening, Zorica. - Evening.

- Evening, Srdjan. - Evening.

You were great last week.

Great! - Thanks a lot.

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