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Some knowledge, with

a bit of luck... - Luck?!

Such modesty!

Please, applause!

A scholar and a housewife...

Winning combination for this

quiz. Is it same in real life?

I'm not a housewife,

I'm a pharmacist.

That's something I didn't

Know. - Now you do.

Pharmacists and housewife...

- No, no! I'm not a housewife!

I'm a pharmacist! Without

a job, but not a housewife!

Anyway, you have only

three more questions

to get the prize. The prize

is yours, and 4 million dinars!

Of course, you can quit and

take the money right now,

or take a risk and go on.

We'll go on. - Such a courage!

Applause! Applause!

Our heroes from last week,

brilliant, all-knowing Srdjan,

and his pretty half, Zorica

Paunovic. - Vodenilic. - What?

Zorica Vodenilic Paunovic.

That's something I didn't

know. - Now you do.

Great, great, wonderful!

Male-female equality

is something we all plead for.

Please, applause!

And finally, spouses Srdjan

and Zorica Pauno...

...Paunovic Vodenilic, whatever,

are trying to win something

nobody won before, the Grand

Prix and 4 million dinars!

Commercials, please!

You want me to

get up and leave?!

I'm sick of being prettier half

of brilliant Srdjan!

But I know everything.

- Eat sh*t!

Contestants, ready?

You know the rules, you have

two minutes to answer.

You can quit, ask for help,

you used the jokers last time.

Shall we? Question for

one million dinars.

Rainy, stormy clouds are known

as A. Nimbuses,

B. Cumulonimbuses,C. Stratuses,

and D. Cirruses. Time... now!

Time is passing...

I'm sure it couldn't be

cirruses. - Why's that?

They look so fluffy.

Srdjan, you wanted to say

something? - No, no...

I think it couldn't be

stratuses... - You're sure?

Well... I don't know.

They look so harmless,

like stracciatella ice cream.

Charming Zorica

Vodenilic Paunovic!

Srdjan, what do you think?

- I don't think. I know.

Our final... My final answer

is cumulonimbuses!

Zorica, you can think it

through. - No.

This is the question

for one million, you know?

You could lose everything.

- Yes. - So, cumuloninbuses?

Yes, cumulonimbuses!

Keep your mouth shut as you did

so far.

Zorica has secretly peaked

at her hubby's paper,

and said the final answer B.

- I didn't! I have, but...

There's nothing! He keeps

scrabbling squares! That's all!

Anyway, your answer is,

unfortunately for your opponents

the correct answer!

You won one million dinars!

Seems like I'm doing fine

by myself! - Yes? Be my guest.

Zorica, Zorica... Let's go to

more commercials,

and later we have question

for two million! Commercials!

The appliance for measuring

moisture of the air is called:

A. Gyroscope, B. Terrameter,

C. Hygroscope and D. Aquascope.

Time, now!

All-knowing Srdjan smiles.

You know the answer?

- Naturally...

Well? You're not going to tell

us? - I've got the smart wife.

I can't make up my mind.

It's not gyroscope.

And what is? - Would

you let me concentrate? Thanx.

Do you know? - What?

I want to call help.

While we call Zorica's sister,

let's see more commercials!

Daniela, I'm calling

from the quiz

,, Couples get cash". Would you

help your sister? - Sure.

Listen, kid! Appliance for

measuring moisture of the air

is gyroscope, terrameter,

hygroscope or aquascope?

What's with the man? Silent?

Hey! I'm talking to you!

Offended? You're not the center

of the world? Last time you

didn't let her say a word! F***!

- Ok, sis... - It's not ok!

You crazy narcissus! My sister

sacrifised her career for you,

and your stupid tennis!

You miserable prick!

You don't deserve her! - Your

sister has another 10 seconds.

She's going to have 50 years

of great life without him!

Correct answer is C. Hygroscope.

Goodbye! - Zorica? - Hygroscope.

Well, fine. You have won two

million dinars. Commercials!

I'm sorry!

I'm so sorry, Srdjan!

Is everything ok with you two?

- Yes, yes... - It's abomination.

This quiz is being watched all

around the country! It's not ok.

Everything is fine. We'll take

the money and go.

Maybe that's best.

- Srdjan! I'm so sorry!

I'm sorry!!!

And now, back to Zorica

and Srdjan, just a step away

from 4 million dinars!

You used jokers and help,

and have 2 million already.

Do you want to quit?

We quit. - We're proceeding.

Quit or no? - No! We proceed!

- What are you doing?

You might lose all your money.

- Just read the question!

Question, please!

For the fantastic 4 million!

Srdjan, are you by any chance

clairvoyant? - No.

Incredible! Do you know what's

subject of this question?

It's tennis. You see,

luck follows the brave!

Question about tennis,

for an ex tennis instructor.

Incredible!

The question for 4 million is:

What's the real name

of the multiple winner of Grand

Slam championships,

who tragically passed away.

Little Mo was...

I can see on your face that

you know the answer.

Shall I read it all?

Fine. I'll keep on reading.

A. Moreen Connoly,

B. Monique Lavatier, C. Annie

Morgan, D. Maurice Connors.

Time, now!

Srdjan, you know the answer.

I can see it on you. - Sure.

Would you like to share

it with us?

Well... Correct answer is...

I have to remind you that

you have one minute left.

What are you trying to do?

- Do you know the answer?

Please, don't be so defiant.

Srdjan?

No? Ok...

Take the money, please!

We'll discuss it at home.

Maybe you know, Zorica?

- No.

I don't. But I would like to

appologise to my husband

for my sisters behavior.

- 15 seconds left...

What more do you want?

To kill myself in public?

We want to quit! - It's too

late now, you have to answer.

Say something!

- 5, 4,3,2...

Connors. Mourice Connors!

- Yes, yes! But in male tennis!

Sorry your answer is wrong.

No, no, Maureen Connely

I got it all wrong...

It's Maureen Connely!

She died in car crash!

Maureen Connely!

I know all about her!

See you all next week...

- It's Maureen Connely!

When some other couple

will try to win our prize,

the incredible 4 million dinars!

DISPARE IN LAISYNESS

It's 2:
10. - So? - You said

they get out at 2, bro.

Well, bro... they get out

at two, everyday.

Why aren't they coming out

now? - How could I know?!

Here, they're going out now.

That's the Loaded family?

- Yeah. - You have everything?

Yeah. - Some tools? - Yeah.

- Did you bring your balls?

Yeah, that too.

Ok, so, let's screw those

architects! - Let's do it!

What's with the apple?

- It's healthy.

What are you? Nutricionist?

- Listen, man.

Thieves should be healthy too.

Are you sure they live there?

- Yeah, I was their courier.

There are no Loaded family.

- Christ!

Loaded, bro, 'cause they are

Loaded. Last name is Tavcar.

C'mon! - Right.

You can't have an ordinary last

name and be an architect.

What's this? - What?

- Elevators are out of service.

Are you kiddin' me?

Cross my heart... - You're

right. So? Let's walk.

You're such a pig.

Which floor, bro? - 23rd.

Are you shitting me? - Cross

my heart and hope to die.

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