Sex After Kids Page #11

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I think we need to hear more

about that movie.

Do you want to go to a

movie?

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

D'you have something I

could slip into your drink?

Oh God that's completely

inappropriate.

I'm really sorry I-I-I...

I was surprised

to get your invitation.

I didn't know

if you'd come or not.

I'd be crazy not to come,

you're so nice.

You? Crazy? Come on.

I guess I am a bit crazy,

aren't I?

No.

You're just dealing, just like

everybody else here.

Look, I, I have these tickets

to this thing next week.

I thought maybe we could

give this another shot.

Maybe brother could watch

the kids, what do you think?

Yeah! God, he'd love to.

Oh, he's brilliant.

I mean, you know, he's a

recovering drug addict,

But I mean, he's great,

You know, cause he's got

like, he's got puppets,

He does puppet shows

and got little trains.

He does all these kinds

of things, he's great with...

What was that for?

I just think you're great.

Even when I babble like an

idiot?

What!

Oh, those are the lesbians.

That's Gage's sister

and her partner.

Rumor has it, Gage donated

the baby juice.

- What?

- Yeah!

Keeping it in the family.

Anyway...

They left the group

Over some bullshit snack

selection thing,

But they're back now.

Yeah, no, no...

Yeah, we've met.

Oh, good!

Uh, excuse me, uh,

I found this little fella

Pulling on everyone's pants

asking for Mommy.

Oh, and so what,

you assume

Because he's black

that he's mine?

Yes. That is exactly

what I assumed.

Reverse-racism is fun.

No, I'm, I'm kidding.

Of course he's my kid.

Have you seen his face?

Have you seen my face?

Thank you.

Hey. Fun fact.

Did you know that toddlers

require their Mom's attention

Once every four minutes?

That's 210 times a day.

Must be maddening.

Really?

That is weird.

How did you know that?

Uhh, I'm a nanny.

Get out of here.

That's actually really cool.

Yeah. I suppose it is.

So, um... do you have any

advice for a... single mom?

Why don't you sit

and join us?

Okay.

Is that baby alive?

Yeah.

- She's a good sleeper.

- She's a good sleeper?

- Hey!

- Hey.

Hey, I've been meaning to

call you.

I wanted to say thank you,

for the other day.

Don't mention it.

I wanted, I wanted to thank

you for...

For not letting me

do something

That I would have regret...

Shh!

I don't know what

you're talking about.

Okay.

So, how long do you think

before they cut the cake?

I don't know. Soon.

Between seven,

20 minutes-ish?

Sure. We can do that.

Yeah! Okay.

And don't get me

started on tank tops.

I mean, seriously, what are

you, on a yachting team?

Wear a shirt. Stupid.

Do you mind?

Hey baby.

What're you doing,

I was drinking that.

Oh. Excuse me.

Oh, careful,

there's a stick there.

So to answer your question,

I think that having kids is

absolutely detrimental

To the sex life of a couple.

But the experience of going

through pregnancy,

Childbirth, and later child-

rearing with someone else

Allows for a whole new level

of trust and familiarity

That I just don't think

happens otherwise.

You sure about this,

out in public,

People might see us...

I hope so.

I just washed this dress.

My goodness, to what do we

owe this new frontier spirit?

Well, I just woke up this

morning and thought

"I'm going to have sex

with my husband in a bush. "

So perhaps

sex after kids suffers,

But maybe something better

comes out of it...

"That's You"]

# There is only one reason

# My heart knows

what to do

# That's you

# Like a dream that

suddenly was real

# And then came true

# That's you

# I was sad

and lonesome

# Forever blue

# Clouds of Grey

all blew away

# And the sun shined

through

# That's you

# Because we are

together

# Life is better

and brand new

# That's you

# Someone is an angel

# Sent from heaven

I know who

# That's you

# I was melancholy

# Forever blue

# Clouds of Grey

all blew away

# And the sun shined

through

# That's you

# And love is

the great adventure

# Some will win

# Some will lose

# But the only one

I trust with my love

# That's you.

# Love is the great

adventure

# Some will win

# Some will lose

# But the only one

I trust with my love

# That's you

# There is

only one reason

# my heart

knows what to do

# That's you

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