Sex And Breakfast Page #2

here today.

Most young couples

aren't interested in

putting in the effort.

Thank you.

[clears throat]

How do we plan

this whole thing?

Well, generally

I diagnose, but, uh,

you two are sure

that this is what

you want.

Group sex?

Yes.

Yes.

Uh-huh.

Yes.

Of course, your

participation depends

on our finding a

matching couple.

Okay. And how hard

could that be?

Well, we need to

start with other

first timers

so it's not so much

to digest right away.

Some of our veteran

couples can be, uh,

intense.

Intense.

Intense.

Intense is okay.

Well, generally,

you build up

to that level

for both your sakes.

All right.

So you'll call us.

[knock at the door]

Yeah. Hold on.

Hold on.

I'm coming.

Hi.

Hi.

Good morning.

[laughs]

I want you to f*** me

as hard as you can.

(Heather)

We're capable of having

a fulfilling relationship.

As far as I know,

we both feel that way.

I mean, I've been

with guys before who

don't treat me well,

who don't seem

to really care

about me.

And none of that's

true with James.

When we're together,

I feel so comfortable

and understood.

He's patient

and sensitive

and gentle and

understanding

and funny.

Were you able to

orgasm with other

partners before James?

Yes.

Recently?

Well, this has

never happened

to me before.

I don't know.

Maybe it's me.

Maybe there's

something wrong

with me.

What other things

have you tried?

Lots of,

um, positions.

Stuff I've never done

with anyone else.

There's something

else we tried, too.

About three months

ago, we opened our

relationship,

you know, just to see.

The rule was it was

just sex.

That was all we could

do with other people.

They had to know

that we were both

in a relationship.

Who's idea was that?

Oh, it was

ours together.

You mean you both

spontaneously came up

with this at the same time?

[chuckles]

No.

Um, I guess l

suggested it

and he agreed.

I didn't wanna

frustrate him

with my problem.

How did you feel

about that, James?

Me?

I didn't think it

was good idea.

Personally, I think

sex is private.

You don't share

the person you

love with anyone.

Why did you go

along with it?

I'm here now,

aren't l?

I guess my commitment

to punishment is

unwavering.

Don't say that.

Sorry.

But you two aren't

open anymore.

No. It only lasted like

that for a month before

we changed our mind.

Were you involved

with another person

at the time?

He was.

Really?

Who was it?

It doesn't matter.

His ex-girlfriend, Annie.

It was only once.

It's not fair

when you say

it like that.

It makes me sound

like an ass.

No, it doesn't.

She went out with

another guy that night,

so I called Annie.

It's not my strongest

moment, Doc.

It was a mistake

to do that then.

This is a

mistake now.

Do you really think

this solves anything?

Relationship problems

can manifest themselves

sexually.

And sexual problems

can hurt a relationship.

We need to diagnose

where this is

coming from,

and an experiment

like this can help

us do that.

Her whole

family does it.

Just my parents.

Well, that's very

free thinking of them.

Yeah, old hippies,

Summer of Love.

Every time that we

have communal sex, it

strengthens our love.

It's so refreshing.

(Heather)

They're very

open about sex.

Clearly.

I mean,

talkative.

They're the ones

who suggested

your seminar.

There's this one thing her

mom said. I can't get it

out of my head.

You know, Daddy and l

really worked our way

through Manhattan.

Right, honey?

Yeah, we sure did.

Just once.

I mean, just

to try it.

I mean, really, baby,

how bad could it be?

Just give it a

shot. That's all.

How do we know if it

even works? What does

that even mean?

I mean, if it does

work, isn't that

bad for me?

No.

I need to find out

what's happening

with me.

I want you to be

with me for it.

But if I don't

want to be?

Then I don't know.

Just once?

Just once.

That's all

Okay.

Okay. Great.

When's your

next vacancy?

How about next

Saturday at 5:
00?

That's perfect.

Holy sh*t!

Hey, I don't wanna

die in a bullfight.

It's all supervised.

Well, even so, some

of this stuff looks

really dangerous.

Oh, come on.

Okay bad pick.

No. I already said

I'm not doing that.

Well, you don't have

to worry about that

other stuff

because we have

something better now.

Yeah.

You know, it

could be anyone.

No. Anyone

but them.

Why not?

Well, because

look at her.

Her knees are

like locked.

He wants it, though.

Oh, he definitely

wants it.

Stop it.

Stop it.

[clears throat]

Well, what

about them?

I did so many crunches.

I think like 500. My abs

were on fire.

I used to do a lot

of crunches. I stopped

doing that much.

Hope so.

Yeah, Why?

Well, they probably

have a lot of stamina.

And I bet they look

very good naked.

Um, I look

good naked.

Can I tell you

something private?

Ooh, definitely.

I've always wanted

to see another

couple f***.

Like right in front of me,

you know. It's just

a curiosity thing.

Something I wanna

see before I die.

Do you think

that's normal?

Honey, there's no

such thing as normal.

[clears throat]

Can I tell you

something private?

Yeah.

I have always

wanted to have sex

with a woman.

What?

Just once, you know,

and see what it's like.

Don't you wanna

watch me with

a woman?

Like maybe say,

that woman?

I thought this was more

like a you and me and

another couple fantasy.

Yeah, it's both.

Hey. Come on.

I'm just curious.

It's okay.

I know.

I thought every

guy had like a

dyke fetish.

And anyway, don't

act all innocent,

'cause you have your own

dirty secret you wanna

get out of your system.

Yeah, but it's

not like that.

Like what?

Gay.

Yours if half gay.

No, it's not.

You all conservative

all of a sudden?

I'll let you know if

I change my mind and

want some dick, okay?

Yeah, sure.

If anything comes

up, just let me know.

Thanks.

Sure thing.

Excuse me.

More coffee?

Yes, please.

You all right?

Yeah. Thanks.

(waitress)

Hey, guys,

ready to order?

Yeah. I'll have the

Greek omelet with

sourdough toast, please.

Hash browns?

I'll have

the classic club.

Fries?

Coffee?

Yeah.

Okay, you guys.

So Nutsack's sleeping

on the couch, right?

Don't call him that.

It's affectionate.

All right. It's Six Pack,

not Nutsack. Just call

him Charlie, please.

So is that like a beer

related thing or is he

just built like hell?

I think it's both.

Great.

Anyone whose high school

nickname is Six Pack

deserves a little sh*t.

Be nice.

Hey, you know what?

I'm an adult.

I can handle one

night with your high

school boyfriend.

I'm sure he's

a great guy.

He is.

He has a bit

of a temper.

Cool.

So do l. I'm like

a f***ing caged tiger.

Right.

Look, just don't

piss him off, all right?

Yeah, he's on

the couch.

(waitress)

You guys okay?

Yeah, great.

Thanks.

Nutsack.

[laughs]

So, are you

auditioning or--

Oh, I keep trying

but my agent

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