Sex And Breakfast Page #4

Nothing.

I know you broke in

through that window

in the laundry room.

No, I didn't.

Yes, you did.

What are you doing?

Are you a murderer?

I'm saving

my relationship.

I should call

the Police.

No, no, don't

do that.

Look. I love Heather

and I really screwed

up tonight.

I should call

the Police.

What are you doing?

Need some Wisk?

I know a guy.

Are you trying

to bribe me with

laundry detergent?

Please, this is

really important.

If I let you, and you turn

out to be a murderer,

I could get evicted.

I really don't want

to get evicted.

I like it here.

I'm really not

a murderer.

Do you wanna

frisk me?

What did you do

that was so bad?

Did you cheat on her?

No. No.

Not this time.

That sounded so

much worse than it

actually is. I swear.

Yeah.

It didn't start

out this way.

We used to talk.

Like really talk

all the time about things

that mattered to us.

I was understanding.

She was understanding.

And it was--

It was f***ing great.

And I know we can

get there again.

I've just never been

in a relationship

like that before.

It just felt

so good.

You know, just

after a while,

all this, all this

sh*t gets built up

and it just

gets in the way.

We can't get

through it.

It's like this big

wall of sh*t.

And, you know, we try

to be straight up with

each other or easy going.

But every little

thing we do just

gets caught.

In the sh*t.

Yeah.

We're caught in sh*t.

Well, if you figure out

how to get rid of it,

let me know.

Yeah, sure thing.

Fine. Go.

Oh, my God

Thank you so much.

Okay.

Thank you.

You did a good thing

for love tonight.

Bullshit!

You picked the wrong

night, motherf***er.

Don't worry.

I got him.

What happened?

This perp was

trying to break in.

Help me.

James?

Oh, sh*t.

What the f*** was

that about tonight?

Sorry. I got a

little paranoid.

Oh, bullshit.

You did that

on purpose.

I was protecting

my home.

I wasn't trying

to sleep with her!

Then why were you so

anxious to see her?

Because she was a

cool person. I wanted

to be friends.

Can you see how

I could've been

a little concerned?

No, I can't.

You really pissed

me off tonight.

Good. You pissed

me off, too.

I pissed you off?

You wanna date girls?

Break up with me first!

I am not

a lesbian!

You promise?

Yeah!

Prove it.

I'm sorry, man.

I didn't know

it was you.

That's okay.

Hey, can I ask you

a question?

Yeah. Sure.

How did it feel?

I mean, did you think

I did a good job?

Beating me up.

Well, restraining you.

Yeah, you, uh, did

a good job. It was

real efficient.

All right. Well, what

about the tackle?

I mean, like, you feel

like we honestly just

kinda glided

or did you hit

the ground?

I don't remember.

I think l

blacked out.

Solid.

Good night, Charlie.

Good night.

I'll see you guys

in the morning.

How's your head?

It's okay.

It still hurts

a little.

That was interesting.

Next time you could

just ring the doorbell.

I tried that. You,

you didn't pick up.

Really? Maybe because

I was sleeping.

You wanna know

something? I was

trying to surprise you.

You didn't trust me

with Charlie.

No. No, that's not

it really. I just--

I wanted to see you.

I wanted to apologize

for what I said.

That's all.

Yeah, well,

good surprise.

I never felt frustrated

like you thought.

The only thing I just--

I want to try harder.

Wake up.

I have to take

Charlie to his bus.

What time is it?

It's 8:
30.

It's early.

[laughs]

What?

Baby, did you mean

everything you said about

us to Betty last night?

What? I don't remember

saying anything.

Yes. Of course.

That was sweet.

Thank you.

Hey, you don't need

to thank me, okay?

I love you.

I just don't

say it enough.

I don't wanna go and

do this thing today.

We don't need it.

We can't cancel now.

Why can't we?

Well, we made plans.

What if the other

couple is really

relying on this?

Oh, f*** the

other couple.

I don't wanna share

you with anyone.

What?

You really want it?

Well, yeah.

Why?

What happened to try

something we've never

done before?

Sure, but that

wasn't all of it.

I know. But this was

something I'd wanted to

do. I thought you did, too.

What?

I don't get it.

You just changed

your mind about

all of it that fast?

Okay.

I'll go get ready.

Which floor?

Oh, that's our floor,

too. Thank you.

Did you bring

the rubbers?

I told you, they

have them here.

I like the

kind we buy.

I even look at theirs.

I'm chapped for days.

Let me see 'em.

No! They're in the

bottom of my purse.

I wanna make

sure you brought

the right kind.

It's always something.

It's not my fault

we're late. I was

waiting for you.

You're the one that

didn't think you had

to bathe for this.

I don't have to be clean.

I'm just going for a

quick in and out.

You're the one

who's getting drilled.

Here.

I don't know why you

don't trust them here.

The teeth are

falling out. Screwed

up my bridgework.

That's why I don't

trust them.

If you keep your hands

out of your mouth,

it won't happen.

It's your brother,

the dentist.

So you're here to see

Doctor Wellbridge?

Yes, we are.

So then you're

the other couple.

I guess so.

Well, it's nice

that you two are

so attractive and clean.

Thank you.

I'm Heather.

This is James.

Hi. I'm Renee.

I'm Ellis.

Well, nice to

meet you guys.

Thanks.

You, too.

Uh, this is

the first time.

Oh, us, too.

Oh, good. I mean,

you know, good we're

both first timers, you know.

'Cause it could be weird

otherwise, right?

(Dr. Wellbridge)

Hello.

Good that

you're all here.

Have you met?

Okay.

All the blood tests

came back negative,

so we're fine to proceed.

Are you all ready?

Y eah.

[clears throat]

[whispers]

Do it on him.

Come here.

I 'm good at

other things, too.

Show me.

We should shower

before we do this.

Say something.

Sh*t.

What can l

get for you?

Just toast.

And for you,

Mister Supercock?

I'll have the

Denver omelet

and go easy

on the spit.

I'll see what

I can do.

I probably shouldn't

have come back to this

f***ing restaurant.

I like it here.

I didn't think

I'd like it as

much as I did.

I mean, it was crazy

for us to do something

like that, right?

F***ing amazing crazy.

Yeah, sure.

I mean, like,

sexually, it was

exciting, I guess,

but not the way it

is with you, though.

I felt the difference between

you and a stranger back to

back right there.

I know it sounds weird,

but I could physically

feel love when it was you.

How did you

feel about it?

It was good.

That's all you have

to say about the

whole thing?

I don't know, like--

You know, all

that stuff you said.

Come on.

I know you wanna

know if l,

you know, with Ellis.

And you're not really

gonna talk to me

until I tell you.

No. I know you did.

It's not about that.

You do?

Yeah.

How do you know that?

I saw it on you.

You reached a point

with him you never

reach with me.

Baby, all that matters

is that I got really close

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