Sex Guaranteed Page #8

Synopsis: Kevin has sworn off sex to win back his former fiancé when he meets a beautiful escort named Zade. Over the course of a legendary party, Zade just might provide the spark that this heartbroken idealist needs to turn his life around.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Brad Barnes, Todd Barnes
Production: C Plus Pictures
 
IMDB:
4.7
NOT RATED
Year:
2017
81 min
392 Views


You're clenching my feet.

We broke the curse.

So, can I call you?

Well, why would you need to call me?

So we can see each other again.

That will cost you.

How much is a day pass at Tramps again?

Nothing bad happened.

No.

[doorbell ringing]

I think you should get that.

Okay.

If it's a stripper don't let her in.

Okay.

Holy f***ing sh*t!

[chanting "F***"] Are you

okay? [continues cursing]

I'm okay. [groans] I'm okay.

- I'm okay.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Okay.

I'm okay.

I'm not cursed. I'm not

cursed. I'm not cursed.

[groans]

[Kevin] Hello.

I pressed the bell.

[cheering]

That's right, you did

press the bell. [chuckles]

- How are you doing, buddy?

- Good.

Good. Kev,

always a pleasure. God bless.

- Ready to go to the aquarium?

- Yes, Dad.

Okay. Let's do it. Hi, honey.

How are ya?

Oh, that was a good party.

- That guy's married?

- Happily.

It's classic romance.

You look like the guy who cleans the pool.

Are you okay up on those heels?

[indistinct chatter in the background]

I hate lines.

Girls never have trouble at the door.

Maybe you can help me get in.

Parasite.

Tourist.

[upbeat instrumental music playing]

["Sex, guaranteed" playing]

I'm having sex, guaranteed

My better self I

just won't need

I'm gonna pack my bags

With jumbo rubbers

I'm meet a boy for

drinks And supper

I'm having sex, guaranteed

Let's take this

down Burbank Street

I'll play the hand

I don't give a

damn Because I'm

I'm having sex, guaranteed

I'm having sex, guaranteed

I love this stuff

I love my tea

We'll have the

stairs Erect in style

We'll greet the

girls In single file

I'm having sex, guaranteed

Don't mind my hands

I'm feeling free

Thrown in the van

I don't give a damn

Because I'm

I'm having sex, guaranteed

I'm having sex, guaranteed

My thinking cap

is On my knee

Blow whistle, blow

Oh, where did she go?

Because I'll I'm out

having sex, you'll see

My bail is set, so maybe

The county jail is crazy

Conjugal rights

could Save me

I never got your name but

As sure as you're my lady

I'm having sex, guaranteed

I'm having sex

Guaranteed

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