Sex Guaranteed Page #8
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You're clenching my feet.
We broke the curse.
So, can I call you?
Well, why would you need to call me?
So we can see each other again.
That will cost you.
How much is a day pass at Tramps again?
Nothing bad happened.
No.
[doorbell ringing]
I think you should get that.
Okay.
If it's a stripper don't let her in.
Okay.
Holy f***ing sh*t!
[chanting "F***"] Are you
okay? [continues cursing]
I'm okay. [groans] I'm okay.
- I'm okay.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Okay.
I'm okay.
I'm not cursed. I'm not
cursed. I'm not cursed.
[groans]
[Kevin] Hello.
I pressed the bell.
[cheering]
That's right, you did
press the bell. [chuckles]
- How are you doing, buddy?
- Good.
Good. Kev,
always a pleasure. God bless.
- Ready to go to the aquarium?
- Yes, Dad.
Okay. Let's do it. Hi, honey.
How are ya?
Oh, that was a good party.
- That guy's married?
- Happily.
It's classic romance.
You look like the guy who cleans the pool.
Are you okay up on those heels?
[indistinct chatter in the background]
I hate lines.
Girls never have trouble at the door.
Maybe you can help me get in.
Parasite.
Tourist.
[upbeat instrumental music playing]
["Sex, guaranteed" playing]
I'm having sex, guaranteed
My better self I
just won't need
I'm gonna pack my bags
With jumbo rubbers
I'm meet a boy for
drinks And supper
I'm having sex, guaranteed
Let's take this
down Burbank Street
I'll play the hand
I don't give a
damn Because I'm
I'm having sex, guaranteed
I'm having sex, guaranteed
I love this stuff
I love my tea
We'll have the
stairs Erect in style
We'll greet the
girls In single file
I'm having sex, guaranteed
Don't mind my hands
I'm feeling free
Thrown in the van
I don't give a damn
Because I'm
I'm having sex, guaranteed
I'm having sex, guaranteed
My thinking cap
is On my knee
Blow whistle, blow
Oh, where did she go?
Because I'll I'm out
having sex, you'll see
My bail is set, so maybe
The county jail is crazy
Conjugal rights
could Save me
I never got your name but
As sure as you're my lady
I'm having sex, guaranteed
I'm having sex
Guaranteed
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