Sex Tape Page #10

A moment, please.

So? I see what you're up to, a**hole.

I have no idea what you're

talkin' about, Howard.

Withholding Clive.

Looks like I might have

some moves of my own.

Might wanna watch your back.

Are you threatening me, Jay?

I ain't payin'

you sh*t, motherf***er.

Have you seen what I'm capable of?

I jumped off a f***in' balcony.

You do not want to cross me.

I don't care anymore. And that

makes me f***in' dangerous.

Yeah, boy.

This is the last copy of

your stupid tape. All right?

I deleted all of the other copies.

Why should I believe you?

Doin' it for Clive.

To protect him.

Can't have this sh*t out there,

so I'm makin' a sacrifice.

Plus, he's kinda my only friend and

I really wanna hang out with him.

I can respect that decision.

Believe me, Jay.

This is harder to give back to you

than you could ever imagine.

Yeah. It's a good move, though.

Let go of the f***in' thing.

I'll be by tomorrow.

I'll see ya then, you f***in' weirdo.

- That's it?

- Yep.

That's the last copy.

Okay?

Wait!

- Just this once?

- Just this once.

And we don't even have

to watch the whole thing.

We can just skip around

a little bit. Okay?

- Hello.

- Hi.

And welcome...

I'm glad that we didn't go

f***ing roller skating.

Put your leg between my butt cheeks.

And then you lick my armpit.

- Really?

- That's what it says.

All right.

Armpit it is.

How is it?

It's fine.

- I'm gonna be so impressed.

- Okay, here I go.

One, two, three.

Okay. Good?

- All right. Get in there.

- Should I come in?

- Oh, wow.

- Yeah.

- Okay?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, totally, come on.

- Yeah? Okay.

Yeah. Of course, honey.

My God. This is so cute.

Thank you for doing this.

This is my dream.

Always wanted to do this.

- You got such a great outfit, honey.

- Thanks.

Take me out to the ball game

Take me out to the park

Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks

I don't care if I ever get back

One, a-two, a-three

strikes you're out

At the old ball game

You ready?

Yeah. Totally.

My balls! My balls!

No, don't touch me,

don't touch me! Please!

Do it!

F***!

Oh, my God! I kneed

you in the vagina!

Honey, I ran track in college!

I can do this!

You stuck the landing!

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