
Sexy Baby Page #3
WHAT YOU GOT JENI?
C'MON, "DAMN YOU'S
A SEXY CHICK"!
Laura:
FROM A VERY YOUNG AGE
EVERYBODY SAID THAT
I SHOULD BE A MODEL BECAUSE
OF MY HEIGHT, OBVIOUSLY.
I DO HAVE A FAVORITE.
IT'S A BLACK AND WHITE
ONE WHERE I'M LIKE
SITTING ON A BED AND
IT'S JUST, IT'S VERY
SIMPLE I THINK,
HERE IN CHARLOTTE,
IT JUST WAS VERY SHADY
SO I REALIZED THAT
SOMETHING WITH ACTUAL
SUBSTANCE TO IT,
AND BE A LITTLE BIT
MORE RESPONSIBLE.
TWO IS BIRCH.
MY JOB NOW, I TEACH
KINDERGARTEN IN:
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.
I'M AN ASSISTANT TEACHER.
AND I'VE BEEN
TRYING TO SAVE UP
SO THAT I COULD:
AFFORD SURGERY EARLIER,
BUT I DID GET:
AND I'M PLANNING ON
THAT I CAN TO:
PUT TOWARDS THIS.
[READING INDISTINCTLY]
Ken:
I THINK I'M AS MUCHAS A FEMINIST AS,
YOU KNOW, A MAN CAN BE.
I HAVE 3 DAUGHTERS
TO BE STRONG,
POWERFUL ADULTS,
SO I PAY ATTENTION TO
THE GAZILLION DIFFERENT
INFLUENCES THAT:
COULD HURT THAT.
THIS IS JUST ONE EXAMPLE.
THIS BOOK CALLED CINDEREDNA,
WHERE THERE'S LIKE
CINDERELLA AND CINDEREDNA.
AND CINDERELLA IS A BLONDE,
BEAUTIFUL BARBIE DOLL,
AND CINDEREDNA IS
LIKE COOL, INTERESTING.
SHE HAS HOBBIES:
AND INTERESTS,
SHE HAS A GARDEN,
SHE'S INTO SCIENCE.
AND SO I SAY TO GOGO,
LIKE YOU KNOW,
I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME
READING THIS BOOK TO
LIKE, YOU KNOW,
WHO DO YOU LIKE BETTER?
AND SHE'S LIKE
"CINDERELLA, OF COURSE."
I GO "YOU LIKE CINDERELLA?"
SHE'S LIKE "YEAH!" I GO "WHY?"
SHE GOES "SHE WAS PRETTY."
THAT'S, IT--IT'S EVERYWHERE.
YOU CAN'T AVOID IT, SO
I TELL GOGO "IT DOESN'T
MATTER WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE."
AND AT SOME POINT THEY
REALIZE YOU'RE LYING TO THEM,
BUT HOPEFULLY INSTEAD
OF BECOMING, LIKE 80%
OF WHAT THEY CARE
ABOUT, IT'S LIKE 32%.
TO FEMALE COSMETIC
GENITAL SURGERY.
I OPERATE ON:
5 PATIENTS A DAY.
IS A GIRL BUNNY.
SEE THE PRETTY EYELASHES?
SHOULD WE MAKE THIS
ONE A GIRL BUNNY?
Stern:
AND THE MOTHER,MOST OFTEN THE MOTHER
AND THE DAUGHTER
DO COME IN TOGETHER.
COME ON BACK.
GET UNDRESSED FROM
THE WAIST DOWN,
HAVE A SEAT:
ON THE TABLE.
OKAY.
SCOOT DOWN TOWARDS ME.
SLIDE BACK A LITTLE
ON A SCALE OF 1 to 10,
10 BEING THE ENORMOUS ONES,
YOUR RIGHT ONE'S A 7,
YOUR LEFT ONE'S AN 8.
SO THIS ISN'T IN
YOUR HEAD. OKAY?
IF I GET THOSE:
WINGS OFF COMPLETELY
THE SIDE, IS THAT
GONNA MAKE YOU HAPPY?
YES!
OKAY.
C'MON.
NO, THIS IS--
I'M ALREADY LOVING IT.
NO, BECAUSE THIS IS...
YOU REALLY--
NOBODY NEEDS IT,
BUT YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY
A GREAT CANDIDATE,
'CAUSE I MEAN,
THESE ARE BIG.
HOW MANY BUNNY RABBITS
DID YOU MAKE TODAY?
UM, 5?
RIGHT HERE?
NO, YES, YES, THIS WAY.
ARE YOU STILL:
FEELING EXCITED AND
HAPPY ABOUT THIS?
I'M SO EXCITED.
ARE YOU?
YEAH.
WHEN I FIRST:
DISCOVERED LABIAPLASTY,
BOYFRIEND AT THE TIME.
THEY WERE BOTH KIND OF LIKE
"YOU DON'T NEED TO
DO THAT, YOU'RE PERFECT
THE WAY YOU ARE."
BUT I FEEL THAT:
IMAGE IN MY HEAD
OF WHAT A LABIA:
SHOULD LOOK LIKE
AND THERE'S NOT REALLY
ANYTHING THAT CAN BE
IT'S LIKE A PERMANENT
SCAR IN MY MIND.
NOW MORE WOMEN ARE
HAVING A VERY CONTROVERSIAL
THEIR MOST PRIVATE AREAS.
I LIKE A LONG:
HAIR THICK RED...
I DON'T KNOW,
HOW'S IT GO?
"OPEN UP HER LEGS,
BIG RED THONG,
OPEN UP HER LEGS
THAT FILET MIGNON."
THAT P*SSY, I'M A GET
IN AND ON THAT P*SSY
YEAH, IT'S LIKE
THE LIPS, IT'S THE OPENING.
IT'S THE HELLO.
THAT'S HOW WE KNOW
ANATOMY, FROM HIP-HOP.
I'D BE REALLY CURIOUS
TO SEE WHAT THE AVERAGE
LABIA IS LIKE.
I MEAN, THAT WOULD
PROBABLY MAKE ME START
THINKING LIKE "AAH, WHAT
IS THE PERFECT LABIA?"
I DON'T WANNA EXPLAIN
ON VIDEO CAMERA:
WHAT ROAST BEEF:
CURTAINS ARE.
OH MY GOD!
I NEED THAT SURGERY!
MORE AWARE OF WHAT
THEIR VAGINAS LOOK
LIKE BECAUSE OF PORN.
I THINK THAT THE VERY
FIRST LABIA REDUCTION
THAT WAS POPULAR WAS
PROBABLY THE PORN STAR
BY THE NAME OF HOUSTON.
IN FACT SHE MADE
SHE WAS A VERY BIG
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT,
SOME AUCTION WEBSITE.
SO I WILL CALL YOU
TOMORROW AS SOON AS
I HEAR FROM HER ABOUT
THE HBO TAPES.
[INDISTINCT TALKING]
WOULD YOU PREFER
THAT WEEKEND:
AND WE'LL JUST SAY
[Phone beeps]
HI HUN, IT'S NAKITA.
BASE WITH YOU TODAY.
GIVE ME A CALL BACK, I'M
IN THE OFFICE. THANKS.
MY FIRST MAGAZINE
I EVER SAW WAS UNDER
MY DAD'S MATTRESS,
AND BACK THEN, I MEAN,
THERE WAS NO PENETRATION.
NO PENETRATION IN
A NUDIE MAGAZINE?
NO.
WOW.
THE FIRST UH, THE FIRST
PENETRATION EVER
WAS IN A PENTHOUSE ISSUE
WHEN I WAS WORKING IN
LAUDERDALE, IN '97, '98.
NOWADAYS, UH, THE LIMITS
THERE'S, UH, I DON'T
BUT ANAL, DOUBLE ANAL,
DOUBLE PENETRATION,
CREAM PIES.
I MEAN THERE'S THINGS
IN MOVIES NOW:
THAT THEY WOULDN'T
HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT
10, 15 YEARS AGO.
I WOULD ASSUME A LOT,
KIDS ARE HAVING SEX
A LOT YOUNGER NOW.
IT'S IN THEIR
FACE A LOT MORE.
IT'S JUST MORE ACCESSIBLE,
THAT IT'S OKAY
NOW BECAUSE IT:
IS SO MAINSTREAM.
DO YOU THINK THAT
IF, WHEN WE HAVE--
IF WE HAVE A SON
AND HE BECOMES:
12 YEARS OLD...
WHEN WE HAVE A SON
AND HE TURNS 12, WHAT?
WHEN WE HAVE A SON
AND HE TURNS 12,
DO YOU THINK THAT
BEING IN YOUR FACE
I DON'T WANT
TO ANSWER THAT.
I DON'T LIKE
THAT QUESTION.
WHEN I SAW PORN FOR
THE FIRST TIME?
I DON'T KNOW.
I WAS PROBABLY IN
LIKE MIDDLE SCHOOL.
YEAH LIKE 12 OR 13.
LIKE MY FIRST:
ENCOUNTER SEEING SEX
LIKE CRAZY SH*T EVER.
SO IT PROBABLY PERVERTED
MY MIND A LITTLE.
LIKE, I MEAN I'M
BUT I DO LIKE TO
LOOK FOR, YOU KNOW,
CERTAIN FEATURES OF
A GIRL TO BE SOMEWHAT
SIMILAR TO SOMETIMES
PORN STARS.
EVERYBODY WANTS TO
GET THAT BIG BOOB,
BIG ASS, PORN STAR
THAT EVERYBODY SEES,
YOU KNOW LIKE...
WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT IT,
YOU PICTURE THAT IN YOUR MIND.
3 GUYS HAVING SEX WITH
UH, I DON'T KNOW,
REALLY...DEGRADING.
I THINK ABOUT IT TOO,
IF I HAD NEVER LIKE,
LOOKED AT ANY OF THAT,
I WONDER IF ANYTHING
WOULD HAVE CHANGED
WHO I AM RIGHT NOW.
BIBI, YOU WANNA GO
TO THE...PARK?
DO YOU WANNA GO TO THE PARK?
[BARKING]
OKAY.
PORN IS FOR ADULTS.
IT'S NOT MADE FOR TEENAGERS
TO LEARN ABOUT SEX.
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