
Sexy Baby Page #3
WHAT YOU GOT JENI?
C'MON, "DAMN YOU'S
A SEXY CHICK"!
Laura:
EVERYBODY SAID THAT
OF MY HEIGHT, OBVIOUSLY.
ONE WHERE I'M LIKE
IT'S JUST, IT'S VERY
SIMPLE I THINK,
HERE IN CHARLOTTE,
SO I REALIZED THAT
SOMETHING WITH ACTUAL
SUBSTANCE TO IT,
MORE RESPONSIBLE.
TWO IS BIRCH.
MY JOB NOW, I TEACH
KINDERGARTEN IN:
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.
AND I'VE BEEN
SO THAT I COULD:
AFFORD SURGERY EARLIER,
BUT I DID GET:
AND I'M PLANNING ON
THAT I CAN TO:
PUT TOWARDS THIS.
[READING INDISTINCTLY]
AS A FEMINIST AS,
I HAVE 3 DAUGHTERS
TO BE STRONG,
POWERFUL ADULTS,
THE GAZILLION DIFFERENT
INFLUENCES THAT:
COULD HURT THAT.
WHERE THERE'S LIKE
CINDERELLA AND CINDEREDNA.
AND CINDERELLA IS A BLONDE,
BEAUTIFUL BARBIE DOLL,
AND CINDEREDNA IS
LIKE COOL, INTERESTING.
SHE HAS HOBBIES:
AND INTERESTS,
SHE HAS A GARDEN,
SHE'S INTO SCIENCE.
LIKE YOU KNOW,
READING THIS BOOK TO
LIKE, YOU KNOW,
AND SHE'S LIKE
"CINDERELLA, OF COURSE."
SHE'S LIKE "YEAH!" I GO "WHY?"
THAT'S, IT--IT'S EVERYWHERE.
YOU CAN'T AVOID IT, SO
BUT HOPEFULLY INSTEAD
OF BECOMING, LIKE 80%
ABOUT, IT'S LIKE 32%.
TO FEMALE COSMETIC
GENITAL SURGERY.
I OPERATE ON:
5 PATIENTS A DAY.
IS A GIRL BUNNY.
ONE A GIRL BUNNY?
Stern:
AND THE MOTHER,AND THE DAUGHTER
COME ON BACK.
GET UNDRESSED FROM
THE WAIST DOWN,
HAVE A SEAT:
ON THE TABLE.
OKAY.
SLIDE BACK A LITTLE
YOUR RIGHT ONE'S A 7,
SO THIS ISN'T IN
YOUR HEAD. OKAY?
IF I GET THOSE:
WINGS OFF COMPLETELY
THE SIDE, IS THAT
YES!
OKAY.
C'MON.
NO, THIS IS--
I'M ALREADY LOVING IT.
YOU REALLY--
NOBODY NEEDS IT,
BUT YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY
A GREAT CANDIDATE,
'CAUSE I MEAN,
THESE ARE BIG.
UM, 5?
RIGHT HERE?
NO, YES, YES, THIS WAY.
ARE YOU STILL:
FEELING EXCITED AND
HAPPY ABOUT THIS?
I'M SO EXCITED.
ARE YOU?
YEAH.
WHEN I FIRST:
DISCOVERED LABIAPLASTY,
BOYFRIEND AT THE TIME.
"YOU DON'T NEED TO
DO THAT, YOU'RE PERFECT
THE WAY YOU ARE."
BUT I FEEL THAT:
OF WHAT A LABIA:
SHOULD LOOK LIKE
AND THERE'S NOT REALLY
IT'S LIKE A PERMANENT
SCAR IN MY MIND.
HAVING A VERY CONTROVERSIAL
I LIKE A LONG:
HAIR THICK RED...
I DON'T KNOW,
HOW'S IT GO?
BIG RED THONG,
THAT FILET MIGNON."
THAT P*SSY, I'M A GET
YEAH, IT'S LIKE
THE LIPS, IT'S THE OPENING.
IT'S THE HELLO.
THAT'S HOW WE KNOW
ANATOMY, FROM HIP-HOP.
LABIA IS LIKE.
I MEAN, THAT WOULD
THINKING LIKE "AAH, WHAT
I DON'T WANNA EXPLAIN
ON VIDEO CAMERA:
WHAT ROAST BEEF:
CURTAINS ARE.
OH MY GOD!
I NEED THAT SURGERY!
THEIR VAGINAS LOOK
FIRST LABIA REDUCTION
PROBABLY THE PORN STAR
SOME AUCTION WEBSITE.
SO I WILL CALL YOU
TOMORROW AS SOON AS
THE HBO TAPES.
[INDISTINCT TALKING]
WOULD YOU PREFER
THAT WEEKEND:
AND WE'LL JUST SAY
[Phone beeps]
HI HUN, IT'S NAKITA.
BASE WITH YOU TODAY.
IN THE OFFICE. THANKS.
MY FIRST MAGAZINE
MY DAD'S MATTRESS,
AND BACK THEN, I MEAN,
NO PENETRATION IN
A NUDIE MAGAZINE?
NO.
WOW.
PENETRATION EVER
LAUDERDALE, IN '97, '98.
NOWADAYS, UH, THE LIMITS
THERE'S, UH, I DON'T
BUT ANAL, DOUBLE ANAL,
DOUBLE PENETRATION,
CREAM PIES.
I MEAN THERE'S THINGS
IN MOVIES NOW:
THAT THEY WOULDN'T
HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT
10, 15 YEARS AGO.
I WOULD ASSUME A LOT,
IT'S IN THEIR
FACE A LOT MORE.
THAT IT'S OKAY
NOW BECAUSE IT:
IS SO MAINSTREAM.
IF WE HAVE A SON
AND HE BECOMES:
12 YEARS OLD...
WHEN WE HAVE A SON
WHEN WE HAVE A SON
I DON'T WANT
TO ANSWER THAT.
I DON'T LIKE
THAT QUESTION.
WHEN I SAW PORN FOR
THE FIRST TIME?
I DON'T KNOW.
LIKE MIDDLE SCHOOL.
LIKE MY FIRST:
ENCOUNTER SEEING SEX
LIKE CRAZY SH*T EVER.
MY MIND A LITTLE.
LIKE, I MEAN I'M
LOOK FOR, YOU KNOW,
CERTAIN FEATURES OF
SIMILAR TO SOMETIMES
PORN STARS.
EVERYBODY WANTS TO
BIG ASS, PORN STAR
THAT EVERYBODY SEES,
YOU KNOW LIKE...
WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
YOU PICTURE THAT IN YOUR MIND.
UH, I DON'T KNOW,
REALLY...DEGRADING.
WOULD HAVE CHANGED
TO THE...PARK?
[BARKING]
OKAY.
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