Sexy Baby Page #3
WHAT YOU GOT JENI?
C'MON, "DAMN YOU'S
A SEXY CHICK"!
Laura:
FROM A VERY YOUNG AGE
EVERYBODY SAID THAT
OF MY HEIGHT, OBVIOUSLY.
I DO HAVE A FAVORITE.
IT'S A BLACK AND WHITE
ONE WHERE I'M LIKE
SITTING ON A BED AND
I'M HOLDING MY HAIR UP.
IT'S JUST, IT'S VERY
SIMPLE I THINK,
HERE IN CHARLOTTE,
IT JUST WAS VERY SHADY
SO I REALIZED THAT
I NEEDED TO FIND
SOMETHING WITH ACTUAL
SUBSTANCE TO IT,
AND BE A LITTLE BIT
MORE RESPONSIBLE.
TWO IS BIRCH.
MY JOB NOW, I TEACH
KINDERGARTEN IN:
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.
I'M AN ASSISTANT TEACHER.
AND I'VE BEEN
TRYING TO SAVE UP
SO THAT I COULD:
AFFORD SURGERY EARLIER,
BUT I DID GET:
A SECOND JOB NOW
AND I'M PLANNING ON
SAVING UP ALL THE MONEY
THAT I CAN TO:
PUT TOWARDS THIS.
[READING INDISTINCTLY]
Ken:
I THINK I'M AS MUCHAS A FEMINIST AS,
YOU KNOW, A MAN CAN BE.
I HAVE 3 DAUGHTERS
AND I WANT THEM TO GROW UP
TO BE STRONG,
POWERFUL ADULTS,
SO I PAY ATTENTION TO
THE GAZILLION DIFFERENT
INFLUENCES THAT:
COULD HURT THAT.
THIS BOOK CALLED CINDEREDNA,
WHERE THERE'S LIKE
CINDERELLA AND CINDEREDNA.
AND CINDERELLA IS A BLONDE,
BEAUTIFUL BARBIE DOLL,
AND CINDEREDNA IS
LIKE COOL, INTERESTING.
SHE HAS HOBBIES:
AND INTERESTS,
SHE HAS A GARDEN,
SHE'S INTO SCIENCE.
AND SO I SAY TO GOGO,
LIKE YOU KNOW,
I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME
READING THIS BOOK TO
HER, SO WHAT'D YOU THINK?
LIKE, YOU KNOW,
AND SHE'S LIKE
"CINDERELLA, OF COURSE."
I GO "YOU LIKE CINDERELLA?"
SHE'S LIKE "YEAH!" I GO "WHY?"
SHE GOES "SHE WAS PRETTY."
THAT'S, IT--IT'S EVERYWHERE.
YOU CAN'T AVOID IT, SO
I LIE TO MY KIDS A LOT.
I TELL GOGO "IT DOESN'T
AND AT SOME POINT THEY
BUT HOPEFULLY INSTEAD
OF BECOMING, LIKE 80%
OF WHAT THEY CARE
ABOUT, IT'S LIKE 32%.
MY PRACTICE IS LIMITED
TO FEMALE COSMETIC
GENITAL SURGERY.
I OPERATE ON:
5 PATIENTS A DAY.
IS A GIRL BUNNY.
SEE THE PRETTY EYELASHES?
SHOULD WE MAKE THIS
ONE A GIRL BUNNY?
Stern:
AND THE MOTHER,AND THE DAUGHTER
DO COME IN TOGETHER.
COME ON BACK.
GET UNDRESSED FROM
THE WAIST DOWN,
HAVE A SEAT:
ON THE TABLE.
OKAY.
SCOOT DOWN TOWARDS ME.
SLIDE BACK A LITTLE
MORE, THERE YOU GO.
10 BEING THE ENORMOUS ONES,
YOUR RIGHT ONE'S A 7,
YOUR LEFT ONE'S AN 8.
SO THIS ISN'T IN
YOUR HEAD. OKAY?
IF I GET THOSE:
WINGS OFF COMPLETELY
THE SIDE, IS THAT
GONNA MAKE YOU HAPPY?
YES!
OKAY.
C'MON.
NO, THIS IS--
I'M ALREADY LOVING IT.
YOU REALLY--
NOBODY NEEDS IT,
BUT YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY
A GREAT CANDIDATE,
'CAUSE I MEAN,
THESE ARE BIG.
HOW MANY BUNNY RABBITS
DID YOU MAKE TODAY?
UM, 5?
RIGHT HERE?
NO, YES, YES, THIS WAY.
ARE YOU STILL:
FEELING EXCITED AND
HAPPY ABOUT THIS?
I'M SO EXCITED.
ARE YOU?
YEAH.
WHEN I FIRST:
DISCOVERED LABIAPLASTY,
BOYFRIEND AT THE TIME.
THEY WERE BOTH KIND OF LIKE
"YOU DON'T NEED TO
DO THAT, YOU'RE PERFECT
THE WAY YOU ARE."
BUT I FEEL THAT:
I ALREADY HAVE THIS
IMAGE IN MY HEAD
OF WHAT A LABIA:
SHOULD LOOK LIKE
AND THERE'S NOT REALLY
ANYTHING THAT CAN BE
DONE ABOUT IT NOW.
IT'S LIKE A PERMANENT
SCAR IN MY MIND.
NOW MORE WOMEN ARE
HAVING A VERY CONTROVERSIAL
PLASTIC SURGERY DONE ON
THEIR MOST PRIVATE AREAS.
I LIKE A LONG:
HAIR THICK RED...
I DON'T KNOW,
HOW'S IT GO?
"OPEN UP HER LEGS,
BIG RED THONG,
OPEN UP HER LEGS
THAT FILET MIGNON."
THAT P*SSY, I'M A GET
YEAH, IT'S LIKE
THE LIPS, IT'S THE OPENING.
IT'S THE HELLO.
GON' THROW IT BACK...
THAT'S HOW WE KNOW
ANATOMY, FROM HIP-HOP.
I'D BE REALLY CURIOUS
TO SEE WHAT THE AVERAGE
LABIA IS LIKE.
I MEAN, THAT WOULD
PROBABLY MAKE ME START
THINKING LIKE "AAH, WHAT
IS THE PERFECT LABIA?"
I DON'T WANNA EXPLAIN
ON VIDEO CAMERA:
WHAT ROAST BEEF:
CURTAINS ARE.
OH MY GOD!
I NEED THAT SURGERY!
MORE AWARE OF WHAT
THEIR VAGINAS LOOK
FIRST LABIA REDUCTION
THAT WAS POPULAR WAS
PROBABLY THE PORN STAR
BY THE NAME OF HOUSTON.
IN FACT SHE MADE
A HUGE DEAL OUT OF IT.
SHE WAS A VERY BIG
HER TRIMMED LABIA OFF ON EBAY
SOME AUCTION WEBSITE.
SO I WILL CALL YOU
TOMORROW AS SOON AS
THE HBO TAPES.
[INDISTINCT TALKING]
WOULD YOU PREFER
THAT WEEKEND:
AND WE'LL JUST SAY
YES AND DO IT NOW?
[Phone beeps]
HI HUN, IT'S NAKITA.
I JUST WANTED TO TOUCH
BASE WITH YOU TODAY.
GIVE ME A CALL BACK, I'M
IN THE OFFICE. THANKS.
MY FIRST MAGAZINE
I EVER SAW WAS UNDER
MY DAD'S MATTRESS,
AND BACK THEN, I MEAN,
THERE WAS NO PENETRATION.
NO PENETRATION IN
A NUDIE MAGAZINE?
NO.
WOW.
PENETRATION EVER
WAS IN A PENTHOUSE ISSUE
WHEN I WAS WORKING IN
LAUDERDALE, IN '97, '98.
NOWADAYS, UH, THE LIMITS
ARE PUSHED A LOT FURTHER.
THERE'S, UH, I DON'T
KNOW HOW MUCH I CAN SAY,
BUT ANAL, DOUBLE ANAL,
DOUBLE PENETRATION,
CREAM PIES.
I MEAN THERE'S THINGS
IN MOVIES NOW:
THAT THEY WOULDN'T
HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT
10, 15 YEARS AGO.
I WOULD ASSUME A LOT,
KIDS ARE HAVING SEX
A LOT YOUNGER NOW.
IT'S IN THEIR
FACE A LOT MORE.
IT'S JUST MORE ACCESSIBLE,
SHOWING THEM WHAT TO DO AND--
AND SHOWING THEM MORE
THAT IT'S OKAY
NOW BECAUSE IT:
IS SO MAINSTREAM.
DO YOU THINK THAT
IF, WHEN WE HAVE--
IF WE HAVE A SON
AND HE BECOMES:
12 YEARS OLD...
WHEN WE HAVE A SON
AND HE TURNS 12, WHAT?
WHEN WE HAVE A SON
AND HE TURNS 12,
DO YOU THINK THAT
THIS MUCH PORN AND SEX
BEING IN YOUR FACE
I DON'T WANT
TO ANSWER THAT.
I DON'T LIKE
THAT QUESTION.
WHEN I SAW PORN FOR
THE FIRST TIME?
I DON'T KNOW.
I WAS PROBABLY IN
LIKE MIDDLE SCHOOL.
LIKE MY FIRST:
ENCOUNTER SEEING SEX
WAS LIKE THE MOST DIRTIEST,
LIKE CRAZY SH*T EVER.
SO IT PROBABLY PERVERTED
MY MIND A LITTLE.
LIKE, I MEAN I'M
A GOOD GUY AT HEART,
BUT I DO LIKE TO
LOOK FOR, YOU KNOW,
CERTAIN FEATURES OF
A GIRL TO BE SOMEWHAT
SIMILAR TO SOMETIMES
PORN STARS.
EVERYBODY WANTS TO
GET THAT BIG BOOB,
BIG ASS, PORN STAR
THAT EVERYBODY SEES,
YOU KNOW LIKE...
WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT IT,
YOU PICTURE THAT IN YOUR MIND.
IT CHANGES THE WAY THAT
3 GUYS HAVING SEX WITH
UH, I DON'T KNOW,
REALLY...DEGRADING.
I THINK ABOUT IT TOO,
IF I HAD NEVER LIKE,
WOULD HAVE CHANGED
WHO I AM RIGHT NOW.
BIBI, YOU WANNA GO
TO THE...PARK?
DO YOU WANNA GO TO THE PARK?
[BARKING]
OKAY.
PORN IS FOR ADULTS.
TO LEARN ABOUT SEX.
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