Sexy Baby Page #4

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A LOT OF THE STUFF

THAT GUYS DO ON CAMERA

IN PORN IS FOR THE CAMERA,

BECAUSE IT LOOKS

GOOD VISUALLY,

AND DOESN'T NECESSARILY

FEEL GOOD.

FOR HIM OR THE GIRL.

A LOT OF THE SPITTING

AND THE SQUIRTING

AND THE CUM GUZZLING

AND SNOWBALLING:

AND THE THIS AND

THE THAT, I MEAN,

IT MIGHT GET:

SOME GIRLS OFF,

BUT FOR THE MOST

PART THEY'RE DOING

THAT FOR PAY.

WHAT'S SNOWBALLING?

[LAUGHS]

SORRY.

I'M PIMPIN'.

THREE, TWO, ONE.

OW!

I WOULD NEVER EVEN THINK

OF WEARING REAL FUR.

SMELLS LIKE MY GRANDMA.

MINE, TOO.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

I FEEL LIKE ONE OF THOSE

REBELLIOUS PEOPLE.

DANIELLE, WE ALSO

HAVE TO WALK THE DOG!

[SINGING INDISTINCTLY]

IF I HAD TO SAY:

HOW MANY GUYS:

HAD PORN APPS:

ON THEIR PHONE,

I WOULD GUESS:

8 OUT OF 10.

BUT I'D GUESS FOR GIRLS

IT'D BE LIKE 5 OUT OF 10.

IS THAT COOL TO WATCH

PEOPLE, LIKE, HAVE SEX?

FURIOUSLY?

I LOOKED ON THE:

SCREEN AND IT WAS

THIS ONE BLACK GUY,

ONE HISPANIC GUY AND

THIS ONE VERY BLONDE WOMAN.

AND UM, THEY WERE

OUT ON A LAWN:

AND THEY WERE JUST LIKE,

FEROCIOUSLY...

BANGING EACH OTHER.

IT WAS VERY...MMM.

I MEAN I CAME HOME, I WAS

BAWLING MY EYES OUT.

I'LL NEVER FORGET IT.

I GUESS I'M THE KIND

OF PERSON THAT:

DOESN'T HAVE THE GUTS

AND DOESN'T REALLY CARE

ENOUGH TO LOOK AT

PORN AND STUFF.

I KNOW WHAT SEX IS,

I DON'T NEED TO SEE IT

IN FRONT OF ME PLAYED OUT.

I DON'T REALLY CARE.

WANNA SPEND IT:

ALL ON YOU BABY:

MY ROOM IS THE G-SPOT,

CALL ME MR. FLINTSTONE

I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK

I CAN MAKE:

YOUR BED ROCK GIRL

I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK

I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK

I NEVER HAD:

MORE SEX IN MY LIFE

THAN I DID WHEN I FIRST

MET MY HUSBAND. NEVER.

IT WAS CONSTANT, NONSTOP

FRICKIN' NAKITA KASH SEX.

UM, I HAD TO PROVE MYSELF.

HE FELT THAT HE:

HAD TO PROVE HIMSELF

BECAUSE I WAS A PORN STAR.

WHICH IN GENERAL, THAT'S,

THAT'S WHAT PORN SEX IS,

IT'S SPORT F***ING.

IT'S YOU KNOW,

WHAT KIND OF POSITIONS

CAN I GET MYSELF IN,

AND HOW HARD AND FAST

CAN I GO, AND HOW LOUD

AND CRAZY CAN I GO.

IT'S DEFINITELY NOT

MAKING LOVE. THERE'S

A HUGE DIFFERENCE.

MAKING LOVE IS:

THE KIND OF SEX:

THAT YOU WANNA:

CRY AFTERWARDS,

JUST BECAUSE IT'S SO

BEAUTIFUL, AND SO EMOTIONAL,

AND SO POWERFUL.

THAT'S LOVE SEX.

AW, A FRENCH BULLDOG.

I LOVE FRENCHIES.

ALRIGHT, I GUESS WE HAVE

TO GO THE OTHER WAY.

ALRIGHT MUNCHKIN,

YOU READY TO DO THIS?

IT WON'T LAST LONG.

BUT WE'RE GONNA TRY.

C'MON!

THE FIRST FEW TIMES

DAVE AND I MADE LOVE

WAS A MILLION AND

A HALF TIMES MORE POWERFUL

THAN ANY SPORT:

F***ING COULD EVER BE.

C'MON, LETS GO TO THE BEACH!

DON'T GET ME WRONG,

WE STILL HAVE OUR

SPORT F***ING SESSIONS.

BUT IN GENERAL LATELY SEX

HAS BEEN GET-TO-THE-POINT.

PURPOSEFUL SEX IN TERMS

OF LET'S MAKE A BABY.

DAVE IS 40, I'M 33,

HE'S IN A HURRY, AND

I'M IN A HURRY FOR HIM.

DON'T KNOW, LOOKS

A LITTLE WEIRD.

YEAH.

OKAY, SO...SO TO SHOW

YOU WHAT PEOPLE:

USUALLY WEAR TO:

THIS LADY GAGA, THIS IS.

HOLY CRAP!

YEAH, AND LADY GAGA

TALKED TO HER.

SHE SAID, "OH LOOK HOW CUTE

WITH THE CAUTION

TAPE!" SO, YEAH.

WE GOTTA DRESS UP!

JUST DANCE BUT HE...

IS THIS SLUTTY?

THAT'S GOOD,

THAT'S A GOOD LENGTH.

IT'S SHORT LIKE

IN A COOL WAY, NOT

LIKE A SLUTTY WAY.

FRENCH KISSED:

ON A SUBWAY TRAIN

HE TORE MY CLOTHES

RIGHT OFF:

HE ATE MY HEART AND

THEN HE ATE MY BRAIN

HE'S A MONSTER

ARE YOU WEARING HEELS?

F***ING A,

I CAN'T WEAR THESE.

OH, OKAY.

FIRST OF ALL,

THEY LOOK RETARDED

WITH THESE TIGHTS.

AND SECOND OF ALL,

THEY'D BE TOTALLY

UNCOMFORTABLE.

LIKE, I'M ALREADY

BORDERING ON:

INAPPROPRIATE, SO...

THIS SHIRT, NO THIS SKIRT,

ACTUALLY MAKES ME

LOOK LIKE I HAVE A BUTT!

WHICH IS GOOD!

BECAUSE I HAVE NONE.

Ken:

YEAH, SO WE'RE

BASICALLY HERE .

UM,

I'M KIND OF NERVOUS.

I'M SO FRICKIN' EXCITED!

WOULD YOU RATHER BE

OVERDRESSED OR UNDERDRESSED?

OVER.

WINNIFRED.

YES?

WHEN YOU GET INSIDE

THE CONCERT, GO TO

YOUR SEAT.

WHEN YOU FIND YOUR SEAT,

CALL ME. ALRIGHT?

YOU LISTENING?

THIS IS GONNA BE...

OH MY GOD, LOOK AT EVERYONE.

LOOK AT EVERYONE!

AND YOU THINK THAT

WE'RE UNDERDRESSED!

A LOT OF THE FEMINIST

LITERATURE AND STUFF

I READ WHEN I WAS YOUNGER,

IF I READ IT FOR

THE FIRST TIME, OR

JUST REVISITING IT

NOW THAT I HAVE:

A 13-YEAR-OLD IN

TODAY'S CULTURE,

IT'S LIKE A WHOLE

'NOTHER LAYER.

AND I LIKE LADY GAGA.

BUT I AM A LITTLE TORN

THAT SHE'S JUST

SORT OF DISGUISING

THE SORT OF TYPICAL

SEXUALIZATION,

OBJECTIFICATION OF WOMEN

IN SOMETHING MORE

COMPLICATED OR DEEP.

CAUSE YOU WERE:

BORN THIS WAY BABY

BUT SHE REFLECTS

THE CULTURE OF TODAY,

AND IT'S A HIGHLY

SEXUALIZED ONE.

YOU KNOW THAT I WANT YOU

CAUSE I'M

A FREE B*TCH BABY!

BUT AT LEAST SHE OWNS IT.

SHE'S IN CONTROL OF IT.

WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE!

I GOT GIRLS ON MY RIGHT,

I GOT GIRLS ON MY LEFT

AS OPPOSED TO THE

OTHER IMAGES AND MESSAGES

WHERE GIRLS ARE JUST OBJECTS.

I JUST WANT TO:

UNBUTTON YOUR BLOUSE

AND LET THE GIRLS OUT

I WANNA F*** YOU

PORN HAS CHANGED TO

WOMEN BEING OBJECTS.

NOW THAT IT'S MORE ACCEPTABLE,

WOMEN IN THE WORLD I BELIEVE

ARE SEEING THAT THAT'S THEIR

ROLE IN SEX.

SOME GUY WAS LIKE

"YEAH FLASH THE CAMERA!"

AND EVERYONE'S CHANTING,

"DO IT, DO IT!"

AND PEOPLE ARE PUSHING ME

FORWARD TOWARDS THE CAMERA,

THE CAMERA'S SHINING

ON ME AND I'M LIKE,

"I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT."

I THINK THE GIRLS

GONE WILD PHENOMENON

IS EXTREMELY DEGRADING.

YOU KNOW, THERE'S A DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN TAKING CHARGE

OF YOUR SEXUALITY AND SAYING

"I AM GOING TO SHOW YOU

SOMETHING,"

INSTEAD OF HIM SAYING, "LET ME

SEE, LET ME SEE, LET ME SEE."

[MC TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

I WAS IN CHARGE:

OF MY SEXUALITY:

BY INVITING MY:

ENTIRE HIGH SCHOOL

TO COME WATCH ME DO

AN AMATEUR CONTEST.

MY VERY FIRST TIME

STRIPPING ON STAGE

I WAS NAKED IN FRONT OF

MY ENTIRE HIGH SCHOOL.

NEEDLESS TO SAY, I DID

WIN THE CONTEST.

BUT I'VE ALWAYS,

IN DANCING, IN PORN,

IN EVERYTHING THAT I'VE DONE,

CONTROL IS MY MAIN THING.

HIS HANDS!

I DON'T MIND DOING

A LAP DANCE FOR YOU,

YOU KEEP YOUR HANDS

WHERE I TELL YOU TO

KEEP YOUR HANDS.

YOU DON'T MOVE.

I TURN YOU ON.

PERIOD. MY WAY.

THAT'S JUST HOW IT WORKS.

THE WHOLE USING YOUR SEXUALITY

AS POWER AND EMBRACING IT,

AND FEELING LIKE IF I WANNA

DRESS IN A PARTICULAR WAY

I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO BE JUDGED

AND I'M DOWN WITH

THAT, I DO IT MYSELF.

I WEAR FISHNETS IN CLOSING

ARGUMENTS, MANY-A-TIMES.

BUT IT'S SORT OF SOMETHING

THAT HAS TO DEVELOP

AFTER YOU UNDERSTAND

WHAT IT REALLY MEANS

TO ACCOMPLISH:

SOMETHING IN WAYS

THAT ARE CONTRIBUTING

TO SOCIETY.

CHANGING YOUR LIFE AND

CHANGING OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES.

MOMMY! MOMMY!

CAN YOU COME HERE?

I HAVE TO ASK YOU

A QUESTION.

SO WHAT ROLE DO YOU

HAVE IN THE MOCK TRIAL?

WE'RE GONNA BE LAWYERS.

I TOLD THEM EVEN

THOUGH THE PROSECUTOR

CASE IS GONNA BE

SO MUCH EASIER,

BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS

WIN EVERY YEAR,

I WAS LIKE "MY MOM'S

GOING TO BE SO PISSED

"IF I END UP BEING

A PROSECUTOR:

"SO I SUGGEST YOU

SAVE YOURSELF:

AND MAKE ME:

A DEFENSE ATTORNEY."

I DON'T EVEN KNOW

THE ISSUE, MAYBE

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