Sexy Baby Page #5
I WOULD SAY,
LET'S SEE,
IT'S ABOUT FINDING
THE BALANCE, AND IT'S HARD.
I MEAN IT'S HARD
Winnifred:
"A SCANNER ERROR HAS OCCURRED,
TURN POWER OFF:
PHOTOCOPYING MY BUTT,
LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS.
DADDY-O, YOU GOT
YOU JUST CAN'T FIND
THE RIGHT COMPANION
C'MON. WHOA.
I GUESS WHEN:
YOU PLEASE? NO! NO! DAD!
IT'S OKAY.
WHAT IF, WHAT IF,
SCHOOL AGAIN EARLY?
THAT FELT GOOD.
I FELT ACCOMPLISHED.
BECAUSE I FEEL ACCOMPLISHED
TO GET UP, TOO. IT'S GOOD.
AND YOU GET:
OH, MY GOD. DAD.
I'VE HAD
LIKE 6 CAB DRIVERS
HAVE NOT MADE:
ME PAY, OKAY?
SWEAR TO GOD. HE
ACTUALLY HE DIDN'T
YOU'RE A NICE GIRL,
YOURSELF TO SCHOOL".
EXCUSE ME?
I'M KIDDING, I'M KIDDING.
I'M KIDDING, I DON'T
[INDISTINCT].
DAD! WHAT?
THAT'S INAPPROPRIATE.
HOLY SH*T!
OH MY GOD, IT'S BLOOD,
[MAKING PHONE NOISES]
IT'S AN EMERGENCY. DAD,
I NEED A MINUTE!"
(HEAVY BREATHING)
STUFFING TOILET PAPER
IN UNDERWEAR.
"OKAY, I'M COMING!"
AND SCENE.
THE BIO-FIT.
OH, IT'S YOURS.
[RINGING]
WHO IS IT?
CAN YOU LEAVE?
I'M VIDEO CHATTING
WITH SOMEONE! GO!
HE CANCELLED--HE CANCELLED
THE INVITATION!
GOD I HATE YOU.
STUFF FROM ME?
BECAUSE YOU'RE
SO WEIRD, MOM!
[LAUGHTER AND
INDISTINCT TALKING]
GO AWAY! OKAY, OKAY,
ACCEPT, ACCEPT.
HI. WHAT?
AND LIKE, LOOKED
THAT'S WEIRD.
[EXHALES]
ALRIGHT, I HAVE TO
GO SHOWER, BUT I'LL
ALRIGHT, BYE.
BYE.
MY GOD! THAT WAS
LIKE THE MOST:
AWKWARD THING EVER!
WITH SOMEBODY.
THAT WAS GRAPHIC, SORRY.
IT HAPPENS,
IT HAPPENS OVERNIGHT.
THE INTERESTS:
COMPLETELY CHANGE.
THEY ISOLATE:
I DON'T KNOW, IT'S
BEING COGNIZANT OF
THE OPPOSITE SEX.
SO, LET'S SAY, LIKE,
I'M TALKING TO
AND I KNOW I'M GOING
AND I KNOW HE'S
IT'S LIKE, SEDUCTIVE.
SO BASICALLY, LIKE, THERE
AND LIKE, I SNUCK OUT
I LIKE, COULDN'T REALLY,
AND LIKE, I REALLY WANTED
HIM, LIKE, A PHOTO.
AND I GUESS A COUPLE
PEOPLE SAW, LIKE, MY BRA.
B*OBS LIKE OUT--NOT LIKE
LIKE A SEXY BRA.
SOMETHING. I FORGET.
MISCONCEIVED:
EVERY GIRL WANTS
TO FEEL, LIKE, SEXY.
TELLING YOU THAT, LIKE,
LIKE MEGAN FOX, EVERY
VAGINA, CLITORIS,
UTERUS AND MORE,
BY SCARLETEEN, SEX ED.
RAWR!
GETTING PLASTIC SURGERY
ON THEIR VAGINAS?
WAIT, ACTUALLY?
YEAH, WOMEN THINK
THAT THEIR VAGINAS
WHAT THE F***,
THE CLITORAL...
GO TO "LABIAPLASTY."
BEFORE AND AFTER!
OH, SHE DEFINITELY
WHAT TIME YOU'RE
SCHEDULED FOR TOMORROW?
YES.
YOU TONIGHT.
IN THE DARK, MOM.
IT WAS NOT:
SOMETHING THAT:
HAD EVER DISCUSSED.
AND THEN SO:
I WAS LIKE, WOW,
KIDS ARE REALLY:
MORE UNINHIBITED NOWADAYS.
AND I GUESS I DIDN'T
TAKE IT SERIOUSLY
SHE CONTINUED:
FOR LIKE 2 YEARS!
I FEEL ALREADY, JUST
AND LIKE,
WANT TO ACCOMPLISH.
GOOD!
ENHANCE HER LIFE,
IMPROVE HER LIFE,
DON'T CRY.
I DON'T KNOW.
ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE.
SHE'D PLAY WITH
HER BARBIES:
AND HER BABIES:
WE WERE VERY, I THOUGHT,
VERY, VERY CLOSE.
THEN YOU GOT:
INTO MIDDLE SCHOOL.
(LAUGHING)
OF GROWING UP.
I GET NOSTALGIC,
PICTURES OF MYSELF,
WHEN MY PARENTS:
AND THEN I CRY:
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE
AND I'M NOT, LIKE,
INTERESTING ANYMORE.
MISS GYMNASTICS SO YOU
TO DO GYMNASTICS?
OKAY, QUIT.
WHETHER SHE'S GOING
AND I'VE HAD A LITTLE
AND IT'S, IT'S NOT PRETTY.
OUT OF ME, ACTUALLY.
TO LIKE, WRITE
AND WRITE POETRY.
I DON'T KNOW,
I MEAN, THERE'S STUFF
THAT DOESN'T MEAN
LIKE FACEBOOK.
I MEAN, FACEBOOK IS
AND IT SHOULDN'T BE.
AGAIN, I PROMISE YOU!
I'VE NEVER--
NOPE. NO.
NO YOU HAVEN'T!
OH, YEAH, I HAVE.
I, I, I MEAN IT!
I MEAN IT, PLEASE.
YOU'RE NOT GETTING
Ken on phone:
UM, NO.SHNARFFING DOWN A BAG
OF POTATO CHIPS,
YOU'D SAY "HEY,
FACEBOOK'S NO
DIFFERENT REALLY,
BUT IT'S JUST HARDER, IT'S
HARDER TO LEGISLATE.
THEY HAVE PHONES,
Woman:
WHOO!OF YOUR FRIENDS:
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